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I am one of the most hated posters here (no pun intended), and I'm proud of it. Here's why.
First, I have had the audacity to recently complain about the fact that a man threatened to "stab me in the fucking head" for "dissing" him by not giving him money. This, as should be perfectly obvious to any intelligent and morally-aware human being, makes me a racist, and I would change my nick to The Race Relations Bill, except I already did that last time I got called a racist for complaining about similarly rewarding interactions.
Second, as a founder member of the Saliva Brigade, it is also a well-known fact that the only reason I defend Rage is because I thought ze looked cute in hir video thaang. The fact that I had defended Rage long, long before I knew what ze looked like in no way constitutes a defence against the charge that I have totally twisted motives for what I do; lust, just plain dirty lust, is the driving force behind every single one of my posts, and prolly everything I do IRL too. Yes, it really is that simple, or so I was informed at a recent IRL meet by a high-ranking member of the Barbelith City Police Force. (Yeah, you PC Plod!  )
Third, and even more dispicable, I am a "fatbeard". For those of you who do not know, allow me to 'come out', as it were: I like this site and rather than just thinking 'oh well, each to their own, I guess', many people on this board treat me like a freak and an outsider, and try to make me hate myself.
And y'know, I just don't care. Because I am proud, yes proud, to be a racist, lust-crazed fatbeard, and whatever you guys say about my racism and my lusts and my fatness and my beardedness, I will always take pride in what I am. In fact, one of these days I will form a pride march specifically for those of us who are racist, exclusively lust-driven, fat and bearded. We'll have floats, and costumes, and candies shaped like characters from the Warhammer mythos and people like Kegboy will wonder 'WTF?' and start a thread on why, why, why we feel we have to do this, in public, in everyone's faces, and me and all my fatbeard friends will flame him to fuck and back because it'll be our pride march, and no one, no one except us will ever, ever fucking get it, y'hear? |
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