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Whisky Priestess

14:20 / 31.01.03

Well done, Knodger. With a face like that, it must be a true triumph of hope over experience.

Jack The Bodiless

20:55 / 31.01.03

I imagine he probably 'pulled' the only way he knows how - with the bathroom door locked, and a handful of Nivea.

I also wonder what the word 'clibate' means, and whether it's something important missing from my life. I figure anything that requires 'pornalising' must be brutally wondrous.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:58 / 31.01.03

Yeah, I was planning to correct that typo, then realised I quite liked the word. Sounds rude, somehow.

Cherry Bomb

07:37 / 01.02.03

Auntie Cherry says, "Never *think* you're the most attractive person in the room. Know it!" Well, you don't have to think you're the MOST attractive but, confidence is key to overcoming the most ugly faults.

Which explains why milky bearded Whiskey pulls EVERY NIGHT!

Bearded?!!???!?

Only metaphorically ... and I pull the only way I know how (detailed above). Ew, no I don't. Sorry, I've lied to you all. It's not a full beard, just a double-chin-hiding goatette a la Jeremy Beadle.

Sax

17:51 / 02.02.03

I told you not to over-do it with the face-lifts, pet.

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