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"Crotchy naughtings". Has someone been reading the Tannhauser Book for Boys?
But sound advice. Stop making it clear that you are desperate for a shag, and you'll get a lot more female interest, in all probability. More pragmatically, don't waste time if you are looking for a naughtings on women who have made it reasonably clear that they are unlikely in the nearish future to want naughtings from you. Look for people you get on with who seem to get on with you, and if somebody says that they are not interested, or declines to answer the question then leaves while you are at the bar, they are probably not a very likely possibility. Once you've crashed and burned with someone, or with one of their best friends, move on; you're not spending enough time in any one place to justify trying to patch things up over a week of awkward meetings over coffee and exlanations that you have a difficult home life and have trouble relating to people. Remember: nothing is more aphrodisiacal than beng somebody the other party wants to sleep with in the first place.
Alternatively, approach every woman in the bar and ask them sequentially if they'd like to sleep with you, then move onto the next bar and do the same. 99.9% of the time you will get a slap in the face, or a kicking, but with the right workrate you can succeed. I've never tried it myself, but it has worked for a friend. "Worked" in the sense that he got galloping nobrot, sadly. |
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