CU: strong hands langorously rubbing moisturizer on dainty feet.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL: Muscular young man in small swimsuit worshipping the feet of a scantily clad young lady. She is, improbably, perched at the base of a small tropical waterfall. Lush greenery, moss-covered stones, the sound of falling water.
SFX: Assorted moans and grunts of pleasure.
Camera slowly pans up her body, over the container of Runce Foot Cream in her hands, up to the young lady's face.
Her glossy lips part, she gazes lovingly at the camera and says:
"Runce foot moisturizer.
It's....wet."
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If that doesn't fill your 3 minutes, follow that tableau with a white coated scientist (male or female, but essentially genderless) strolling past the foot worship couple, holding a clipboard, paying no attention to the bodybuilder and sex kitten, addressing the camera.
"Human skin - your skin - is nature's protection against the elements. It consists of three durable, elastic layers of tissue..."
Scientist is momentarily interrupted by a loud sigh of delight from the couple.
"...which require proper levels of moisture to function correctly. Without this balance of moisture, skin flakes, cracks, peels, and eventually ceases to function altogether. The result? Chapped, aching skin - especially in high traffic areas like the hands, elbows and feet."
Another satisfied sigh from the couple.
"The scientists at Runce Laboratories have spent years perfecting the ultimate delivery system for the moisture your skin requires."
Scientist glances over at the couple, then holds a similar container of moisturizer up.
"Runce Brand Foot Cream - the moisture your skin requires."
Scientist breaks professionalism, almost looks bashful, and stammers.
"It's... wet." |
