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Cheese is of the Dark Side...
That would be Kraft Cheese Slices. And Gjetöst. All the rest of the cheese family can in fact be used successfully to prevent marriage, particularly Double Gloucester with Onion and Chives, but you need to know how to use it.
Some inspired inventor chap/ess really needs to invent a better cheese grater. I have three and they all take ages, grate the ends of my fingers in with the cheese and take too long to clean. Shouldn't be beyond the wit of some cheese-and-physics fiend to devise something like a giant garlic press for cheese. Place big lump of cheese in container. Press switch to apply pressure. Grated cheese strands/ grains /friable pulp would shoot out the other end. Neat, tidy, handily delicious. |
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