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Knight's Move
22:03 / 15.01.03
Tricky.

Pikes and spears and such like are nice for the "everything happens far away" thing and the bonus against horsemen and flying beasties, and enough of you together and you make a scary wall of points but once inside the length of the weapon you really are at a disadvantadge.

Crossbows are nice and powerful but slow as buggery (unless you have a repeater type). Bows are nice but again get trapped at close range and your so much munce (sorry been reading Judge Dredd again, Drokk it).

Two handed flails are cool but you can't carry shields or anything else and they need lots of room (like any two handed weapon does) and a lot of strength and skill.

However this is fantasy and in that vein I want what every weakling fantasy geek does and that's rippling muscles, tanned body, long flowing locks (very impractical in a street fight), a couple of scantily clad oiled vixens, and a bastard hard axe like Thrudd the Barbarian carried.

Or a magic singing comedy sidekick sword that kept up a constant repartee at times of peace and kept getting me found whenever I tried to hide by singing arias from popular operas, thus leading to much orc slayage. Oh, the wacky hi-jinks...
 
 
Charles Darwin
23:42 / 15.01.03
Trijhaos :

A double-bladed battle axe imbued with lightning so that lightning runs up and down the blades like Dante's sword in Devil May Cry . This Game! I saw it at Sim Lim Square and the graphics and array of weapons and lighting is stunning! I think I saw it 4 years ago. I myslef would like to pilot a X-wing, F22 or Apache Helicopter. X-wing would allow me to move in 3D space. F22 would have missle hiiden in its body to avoid radar and that's real cool. Apache Heli would allow me to fly inverted.
 
 
Ariadne
00:19 / 16.01.03
Damn, Rothkoid beat me to it. Are there any disdainful glances left? Ones that kill at a 100 yards? I'll have one of them please.
 
 
A
01:00 / 16.01.03
My fabulous charm, cutting wit and devastating good looks.

Just like in real life.
 
 
The Monkey
03:32 / 16.01.03
Mordant - what you need is a wuzho...the extra-large katana designed for used against cavalry. It fills both the aesthetic/design qualities of Japanese swordmaking and the giant honking sword requirement...4', sometimes 5' feet from pommel to tip. Made popular by none other than legendary badass Miyamoto Musashi, who was sufficiently nutter to use a katana and a wuzho at the same time.

Digesting the Puranas from an early age, I have to say the bow is a definite favorite...anyone that's anyone in Hindu mythology can decapitate a man a hundred miles away, summon up super-arrows that lay waste to armies, and neatly bisect every missile in the myriad retaliatory volleys being launched by the other side. Of course, it really helps to have the matching inexhaustible quivers.

Question for any takers: it seems that in mythology of different regions, certain weapons get pride of place in the descriptions of heroic deeds...an example being what I just mentioned about bows in India. The sword in mediaeval Europe is another. Can anyone think of any others?
Also, can anyone remember any famous mythological axes? In addition to swords and bows with names and fancy properties, I can recall a few instances of spears (Gungnir, the Gae Bolg) and maces/cudgels (Indra's Vajra, the weapons of several Russian bogatyr), but no axes.
 
 
mixmage
04:00 / 16.01.03
Njord buried his axe into the door of Asgard, thus concluding the war between pantheons, or summing... can't find the name of it, but I think it is the same axe Forseti holds while passing judgement. Thok! You Lose!

And since the Japanese swords seem to all be taken, I'll have that gunsword out of Final Fantasy 8. Slash-BOOM!... or better yet

*snikt!*
 
 
deja_vroom
08:55 / 16.01.03
This thread reminds of one cool phrase I saw at the Kill Bill (the new Tarantino movie) website: "I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."
Yeah, like, DUDE!
 
 
grant
14:58 / 16.01.03
One of the guns that shoot the golden bees from the "Martian Chronicles."
Living sparks of humming death.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
16:52 / 16.01.03
Made popular by none other than legendary badass Miyamoto Musashi, who was sufficiently nutter to use a katana and a wuzho at the same time.

This guy was such a hardass. But I hear he was not that big a fella, and I know using a katana (or a wuzho, I suppose) with just the one arm takes a great deal of strength if you plan to use it effectively. I wonder how he managed.

Throwing knives. Poisoned throwing knives. Or maybe a high powered rifle, with all sorts of crazy magical enhancements.
 
 
The Monkey
18:29 / 16.01.03
Historically, Musashi really made a name for himself as a duelist rather than a soldier...pitting his style against big names from other schools, fighting sixty-one duels between the ages of thirteen and fifty, retiring from the field unefeated to live in seclusion, practice art, and work on the "Book of the Five Rings."

Whether or not the two-swords thing would work for anyone else, or in a full-on melee, is another question. The fellow certainly made an impression, though, and is without a question one of the hardest acts to follow in the history of badasses, real or fictional. There is a very nice Musashi site here:

http://www.geocities.com/georgemccall/fhead.html

which even describes a few of his duels. It also appears that while Musashi describes the use of a katana-wuzho pair in "the Five Rings" (maybe it's just the translation I have doing something funny), he is depicted as using two katana of equal length in paintings, sculpture, and instructional manuals of his period. In the actual duels he used various weapons...short swords (wakizashi? It says "short swords," and I have no idea what the Jp equivalent is), katana, etc., and even an iron fan. The famous two-sword style was suppposedly displayed in a fight with Miyake Gunbei, between 1615-27. His style (first called Enmyo Ryu, then Nito Ichi Ryu...with a descendent school known as Hyoho Niten Ichi-Ryu Kenjutsu still functioning in Japan) contains forms for both single and two sword techniques.

Having read through all of this, I really want to blow off this whole college fiasco and just wall myself up in a dojo for two decades.
 
 
grant
12:39 / 17.01.03
I think a tachi would be a short sword. Wakizashi were more like long daggers, and only used in conjunction with katana. (Or so the Lone Wolfe & Cub appendices tell me.)

Actually, according to this ideal, illustrated glossary, a tachi and a katana are both considered "daito," or longswords. Wakizashi were considered "shoto," or shortswords. This page (linked off the first one) says wakizashi were really common, and so were tanto - blades under a shaku in length (shorter than wakizashi).

It also says this:
Chiisagatana: Chiisagatana, lit. "short katana", are shoto mounted as katana. Now, one could argue that wakizashi are shoto which are mounted in a similar way to katana, and that's absolutely correct. But we're talking here about the predecessors of the daisho, the formal katana/wakizashi pair. In the transitional period from tachi to katana, katana were called "uchigatana", and shoto were referred to as "koshigatana" (hip-sword) and "chiisagatana", in many cases quite longer than the later "standard" wakizashi.

One can't make out the difference between wakizashi and chiisagatana by blade alone, although a Koto shoto close to 2 Shaku (like the above mentioned O-wakizashi) would be a good indication; it depends on the mountings. Chiisagatana are the early shoto type with koshirae not easily distinguishable from the uchigatana, just shorter, but in any case with a tsuba (another term for chiisagatana is "tsubagatana", "sword with tsuba", as opposed to aikuchi). The ban of carrying swords for non-Samurai wasn't in effect yet, so people from all runs of life, who preferred shorter blades, would have chosen the chiisagatana/ koshigatana/ O-wakizashi/ tsubagatana.
(a "tsuba" is a hand-guard.)

So that first paragraph of mine may well be completely wrong. Yes, yes, it is.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
12:59 / 17.01.03
I think my weapon would be one of those steel wire garbage cans you see around NYC, because they are indestructable. But I wish I'd thought of Christina Aguilera, because it's terrifying and kinda hot at the same time.
 
 
grant
13:01 / 17.01.03
Ooooo!

A Buddhist ritual "ken" tanto - with a vajra for a hilt.


Ken are one of the rarer styles of tanto. Ken have double edged blades and were mainly made as Buddhist ritual implements although it is not uncommon to find them mounted and used as tanto. Some ken style tanto were made from cut down yari. Ken style tanto were made in Koto, Shinshinto and Gendai eras; but few were made during the Shinto period (few tanto of any style were made during the Shinto era). Ken blades may have parallel edges or double concave shapes as above. Some of the top sword smiths in history made ken as offerings to various temples. It is not uncommon to find ken with a vajra (double thunderbolt) style hilt in keeping with their use as Buddhist ritual implements.


The link takes you to a picture.
 
 
Laughing
15:11 / 17.01.03
GREYSWANDIR! GREYSWANDIR! GREYSWANDIR!

..sorry, I've been reading the Chronicles of Amber.

This is assuming that I can be a specific character from a fantasy novel, i.e. Corwin of Amber. Otherwise, it's a nice hefty quarterstaff for my mendicant self.
 
 
gotham island fae
15:21 / 17.01.03
Ass Kickin Mystic Staff.

With Three Rings.

And a Copper Top.
 
 
Hieronymus
17:51 / 17.01.03


Zzzzzzzzzap!
 
 
Jack Fear
17:57 / 17.01.03
 
 
Mr Tricks
21:03 / 17.01.03
Me and my earth orb & Moon Blade!!!
 
 
w1rebaby
22:09 / 17.01.03
Didn't Musashi end up favouring the bokken over everything else?
 
 
bio k9
07:45 / 18.01.03
I would like a small army of Frogaroos. Five foot tall amphibians that hop around on their hind legs and have little pouches for holding stuff in their bellies. With long poisonous tounges that crack like whips.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:18 / 18.01.03
I'd have a cutlass. A really shiny one (mmm... shiny) with rude words enscribed into its blade.

And an attack parrot.
 
 
The Monkey
13:25 / 18.01.03
fridge - Musashi won some of his more famous duels with bokken/shinai, sometimes even with a ersatz version of one carved on the way to the duel, but his teaching and training was for pukka sword use (although bokken and shinai use is technically interchangeable with the blades they resemble.)
 
  

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