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maybe, though I was told the Australian definition of foreplay was, "Brace yaself, Sheila." Though I was also told that the Australian definition of foreplay was, "Sheila? Y'still awake?", so someone, somewhere, has been lying to me.
(My Dear Australian friends, please don't think I am stereotyping all Oz males as macho sheep-shearing thugs with little more going through their brains than the 12 cans of Fosters they had for breakfast. I am only trying to bring the gift of laughter to my fellow 'Loids. And please no one call me racist to Australians. Hell no, some of my best friends are the descendants of those filthy murderers and rapists we deported off of this lil' island all those years ago, so don't get the wrong impression.) |
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