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Photos (PICS)- not necessarily safe for work, though that's not an excuse for wanton exhibitionism. Not everybody wants to meet Mr Peterson or, indeed, his friends.

 
  

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Sax
08:29 / 15.07.03
Oof! That gave me a right pain the gulliver, my little droogies.

(Tries to work out if Robbie Coltrane would still be a blob after losing 100lbs)
 
 
Ariadne
08:43 / 15.07.03
I like that picture, and you don't look fat at all. At least you don't have chubby wee arms like Zoot does. Very cute, the pair of you.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
08:53 / 15.07.03
Mmmm, you are the poster boy forLime Shower Gel. Cheaper than Travis Fimmel but twice as sexy.
 
 
that
08:59 / 15.07.03
Aw, no, Sax, you look good, if suitably knackered and fatherly.

I always thought Bill looked like John Cusack.
 
 
knickers
09:11 / 15.07.03
Me modelling one of Scaryduck's hats:

 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:14 / 15.07.03
Sax, honestly, you sound like a gurl.

a) you don't look fat, nor could you, because we can't even see anything below nipple level, and

b) no-one looks fat next to a baby - they are entirely round, which is why I'm sure a lot of stick-thin celebrity mums (posh Spice, Liz Hurley) love toting them.

Iss cuuute!
 
 
Sax
13:30 / 15.07.03
Problem areas, Whisk. Beer goes straight to my chin.
 
 
Bill Posters
12:04 / 17.07.03
Sax, just stop it. You're worse than 'Nesh and Xoc put together! I soooo did not mean that you're fat! Since when did Malcolm McDowell get fat? I just thought there was a general facial similarity betwixt you and he, and I for one regard him as a handsome feller (albeit in a slightly scary way). I think ya kid's fat, mind, but babies are allowed to be, it's whole point of them.

Beer goes straight to my chin.

You mean, you dribble?

Chol, thank you too. This is turning into a 'give Posters some self-esteem thread', 'cos I allegedly look like not one but two actors, and have an enormous black willy, at least, in the albeit rather twisted minds of you lot.

Kodge, are you considering chucking y'self off that bridge? And if not, why not?
 
 
C.Elseware
12:17 / 17.07.03
 
 
Whisky Priestess
16:06 / 17.07.03
Jesus Christ.

What I like about the above is that the wild man of the woods in question appears to have been transported to a beige-walled office environment for the purposes of the photo.
 
 
lolita nation
16:12 / 17.07.03
hahahahaha. Whisky, you are hilarious.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:14 / 17.07.03
Sssshhh, it's a gentle little forest creature and will be easily startled. The blurring in the photo shows how tremulous it already is, peeping out from the beige box in which they've captured it. Once they've tagged its left ear, they'd let it out to frolic again with its furry woodland friends. Awww...

Have you ever seen a gentler, more innocent and trusting face?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
07:57 / 18.07.03
Only in the secure ward.
 
 
Sax
08:16 / 18.07.03
I guess that'll be Elseware's first and last post, then.
 
 
Bill Posters
09:51 / 18.07.03
'Xactly. Why do you Barbiebullies have to ruin eveything? What'd he ever done to you, huh? Whiskey Priestess, if it were't a logical impossibility I'd swear your pappy was Knodge and your mammy was Rage. And Nick, call y'self a socialist? You should be ashamed.

Elsewhere, we're sorry. Come back. Please?
 
 
Jub
11:07 / 18.07.03
I think he looks very fetching.
 
 
C.Elseware
13:40 / 18.07.03
Thank-you Bill. Most kind. I'll do my best to protect you from ma'at...

That picture was taken at work. They needed a photo for some journal we'd done something for. That was the best picture they managed to get of me.

However I can brush up smart... Look...



And for good measure, jack the bodiless & cass ne rat.


he he he
 
 
Papess
16:02 / 18.07.03



Oooh...look at those eyebrows....It's Santa Kali!




Hmm...I know I have a bag of toys around here somewhere.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
19:18 / 18.07.03
I would like to point out that the never-attractive Elseware has swapped mine and Cass's heads around. And not just in the picture. Ho.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:32 / 19.07.03
HI! MY NAME IS...


Now get over here where I can beat your ass.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:56 / 20.07.03
Bill - you think that was mean? That was nice. You wanna see mean, I'll show you mean, baby ... grrrr ...
 
 
Papess
14:49 / 20.07.03
I particulary like the B.Idol sneer, Qalyn...reminds me of grade school...


ahh...grade school....
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:05 / 20.07.03
Qalyn looks like the pink Sinestro in that pic - it's superb....
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:03 / 20.07.03
HI! MY NAME IS...


Damn you, Haus, you gigantic eye! I'm very sensitive about my high forehead, you know.
 
 
The Falcon
20:08 / 20.07.03
Mummy, why does the man at the top of the page have black eyes?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:11 / 20.07.03
Ooooh...*shudder*...Sinestro.

High foreheads bespeak good breeding and closeness to God - it's in Paradise Lost and everything.
 
 
Sax
10:33 / 21.07.03
Ruined forever, unfortunately, by school-yard bullies who had seen the Tefal ads.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
11:01 / 21.07.03
And Nick, call y'self a socialist?

Er... no.
 
 
Bill Posters
11:35 / 21.07.03
Posted in a hurry, I was in need of a shorthand for 'whatever it is we are'. I just had reservations about that "secure ward" line, to put it mildly. Mockery of the 'mentally ill' or whatever this week's pc term for 'em is, is not quite what I expect here, especially from thou, s'all. Godsake, for all we know there may be people here on the 'Lith who've suffered from 'mental illness'.
 
 
Bill Posters
11:48 / 21.07.03
Oh and Qalyn, you also look like Steve Buscemi, in that pic at any rate.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
12:24 / 21.07.03
Don't take this the wrong way, but when did you get so sensitive on others' behalf, Bill? I thought you hated "cheap PC point-scoring"? Have you had a Damascene revelation or bump on the head recently? I really don't think there was anything offensive about Nick's light-hearted aside and nor, I reckon, would most (if not all) other posters. Aren't you over-reacting a bit?

Oh, and just to keep the thread on-topic, another particular favourite pic of me that will no doubt aid my identification at Barbemeets no end ...

 
 
Sax
12:36 / 21.07.03
Gosh.
 
 
Bill Posters
13:15 / 21.07.03
Consistency, Wiskey, is the hobgoblin of tiny minds. Okay, I admit, I was bored and trolling. I consider myself rumbled.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:08 / 21.07.03
Well I think this thread should be locked. It brings out the inner bitch in everyone.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:03 / 21.07.03
Haus: High foreheads bespeak good breeding and closeness to God - it's in Paradise Lost and everything.

Was it Bruce Willis or Dan Ackroyd told you that?
 
  

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