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The Spider God

 
 
Rage
22:31 / 02.09.01
"If spiders had the brain to imagine God, they would surly imagine that God has eight legs and that it created spiders so that they could cover the world with webs."

Hmmm.
 
 
Lothar Tuppan
12:45 / 07.09.01
quote:Originally posted by Rage:
"If spiders had the brain to imagine God, they would surly imagine that God has eight legs and that it created spiders so that they could cover the world with webs."

Hmmm.


This could easily turn into one of the great mythical crossover threads with the magic forum if we're not careful.

The god of spiders (goddess more like). Scary... truly scary... alien even.

A stern mother who if crossed will spank you in horrifying ways.

Spiritual urban legends.

*shudder*

Can you tell I used to suffer from arachnophobia?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
13:06 / 07.09.01
It depends whether their religion is totemistic, pantheistic or monotheistic, surely.

Ditto fish.

Fish (fly-replete, in depth of June,
Dawdling away their wat'ry noon)
Ponder deep wisdom, dark or clear,
Each secret fishy hope or fear.
Fish say, they have their Stream and Pond;
But is there anything Beyond?
This life cannot be All, they swear,
For how unpleasant, if it were!
One may not doubt that, somehow, Good
Shall come of Water and of Mud;
And, sure, the reverent eye must see
A Purpose in Liquidity.
We darkly know, by Faith we cry,
The future is not wholly dry.
Mud unto mud! -- Death eddies near --
Not here the appointed End, not here!
But somewhere, beyond space and time.
Is wetter water, slimier slime!
And there (they trust) there swimmeth One
Who swam ere rivers were begun,
Immense, of fishy form and mind,
Squamous, omnipotent, and kind;
And under that Almighty Fin,
The littlest fish may enter in.
Oh! never fly conceals a hook,
Fish say, in the Eternal Brook,
But more than mundane weeds are there,
And mud, celestially fair;
Fat caterpillars drift around,
And Paradisal grubs are found;
Unfading moths, immortal flies,
And the worm that never dies.
And in that Heaven of all their wish,
There shall be no more land, say fish.

- Rupert Brooke.
 
 
Lothar Tuppan
23:26 / 07.09.01
I've read too much Lovecraft to ever think that fish are just cute little finny friends.

and the smell... THE SMELL!
 
 
rizla mission
21:36 / 09.09.01
Indeed. Things from under the sea are not the friends of man. They are best left alone.

Except maybe dolphins.
 
 
nul
16:33 / 10.09.01
Dolphins are the worst of all. Are you mad?
 
 
Lothar Tuppan
16:59 / 10.09.01
Dolphins ARE evil. Just check out "The Deep Ones" by James Wade (In the book "The Innsmouth Cycle). Highly intelligent servants of the Great Old Ones they are.
 
 
nul
17:02 / 10.09.01
Feeding my paranoia. Knowing too much about everything. Lothar is Big Brother for the Magic"k" community.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:21 / 11.09.01
I think you underestimate the tendency for God to be monstrous. A Spider God would probably be slick and unwebbable, heavy, with an internal skeleton and no internal ichor...a hairless, slow-moving, silent fiend with not enough legs and senses we have no names for...
 
 
Ellis
08:27 / 11.09.01
Eeeeek !


*Hides under covers*
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:28 / 11.09.01
...with all the Spiders. Frankly, I'll take my chances with the Divine Horror.
 
 
deja_vroom
17:45 / 11.09.01
Oh my God. How I hate spiders. Just imagining a spider god made piee on my pants. Urkkk... the eyeless thing lurking in an underground cave, bloated smooth abdomen... think I'm gonna puke...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:57 / 13.09.01
there was a brilliant piece of research carried out in 1999 (Parker, P. "Spider societal forms: Weaving tangled Webs") which demonstrated that spiders worship an imaginary creature which they invented sometime in the distant past, just like humans. spiders used to have any number of legs they wanted until they invented the spider god. then they ate all the ones with fewer than eight legs. there's only one left which has more than eight legs and they elected him spiderpope. ^^O^^
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:01 / 13.09.01
and dolphin religion - jeez! best left alone - especially the hymns.....
 
 
Rage
01:01 / 14.09.01
quote:there was a brilliant piece of research carried out in 1999 (Parker, P. "Spider societal forms: Weaving tangled Webs") which demonstrated that spiders worship an imaginary creature which they invented sometime in the distant past, just like humans. spiders used to have any number of legs they wanted until they invented the spider god. then they ate all the ones with fewer than eight legs. there's only one left which has more than eight legs and they elected him spiderpope. ^^O^^

That was some funny shit.
 
 
deja_vroom
17:05 / 14.09.01
quote: there was a brilliant piece of research carried out in 1999 (Parker, P. "Spider societal forms: Weaving tangled Webs") which demonstrated that spiders worship an imaginary creature which they invented sometime in the distant past, just like humans.
I would love if it was true, though... kind of makes the world much more interesting.

*still trying not to think WHAT the abomination would look like*
 
 
bio k9
16:04 / 16.09.01
quote:Originally posted by Zoser:
Parker, P... Spider...Tangled Web

Did this escape from the Comics section?
 
 
Lothar Tuppan
19:16 / 16.09.01
quote:Originally posted by Biodegradable K-9:

Did this escape from the Comics section?


Hypersigils baby. Hypersigils.
 
 
Tom Coates
07:30 / 17.09.01
There is a WEIGHT of philosophy behind thing - I think it was Xenophanes who argued something very similar - only about dogs... Unfortunately he was part of the reason that we 'God' dumped on with all this Christian Neo-Platonist Monotheistic crap.

Quote from Oxford Classical Dictionary:

quote: In ruthless criticism of Homer and Hesiod he denies that the gods resemble men in conduct, shape or understanding; there is a single eternal, self-suffiient Consciousness, which, without stirring, sways the universe (with which is is identical) through thought.
 
  
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