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ALIAS #17

 
  

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The Falcon
20:05 / 11.12.02
Very clever. Yer Bio-K9.

Had me fooled, too.

Well done.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
00:07 / 12.12.02
I thumbed through the issue in question today - I wasn't terribly impressed by it. I'm glad that it wasn't nearly as Kevin Smith-ish and "ooooh! that's gotta HURT!" as the first issue, but I was extremely put off by the piss-poor dialogue. It's not you. It's not? It's you. It's me. Oh, it's you. It's me. Ugh.

I don't neccessarily believe that all superhero comics should be only for kids, I definitely think that mature readers books have their place so long as they are written intelligently and with respect to the creation and the audience. They also have a place when they are stories that exist as mature superhero stories that could only work as superhero stories, not as fiction with superheroes shoehorned into the story as a commercial and creative crutch, as I believe Brian Michael Bendis to be guilty of in virtually all of his writing.

If he wants to write a comic about a messed up female detective, by all means, he should do so, but resorting to "DOOD! It's Ant Man... FUCKING!" just proves to me that his idea of a mature readers Marvel comic is just having superheroes fuck and swear. That seems to be the idea behind the MAX line - pandering to the absolute worst element of comics fandom. That's my problem with Alias, and that's my problem with MAX. It's cheap, easy, and poorly written.
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
02:04 / 12.12.02
Yeah...all I've read from Max was Howard The Duck, and it made me feel really icky and dirty in a way that none of the other Gerber-scripted Howard stuff had. Much more effective than The Filth in that way, although unintentionally so, I'm sure...
 
 
CameronStewart
02:37 / 12.12.02
Flux=Right On.
 
 
The Falcon
01:51 / 13.12.02
Sorry if I'm recycling a dead thread, here...

I think Bendis' dialogue is one of his strong points - it demonstrates an interactivity between characters that I've not seen performed elsewhere, that is - it's dialogue. As far as I'm concerned it is, at worst, equivalent to that of 'quality US TV drama', never forced, and if pushed, I'd say he's never dropped a clanger like "No - white hot claws tearing through my head!", which was the sole detriment of the otherwise genius New X-Men #126.

As for the 'shoehorning', I was willing to agree, Flux (anyone that recommends Craig Wedren songs gets in my good book... Oh, I just got your current = bit, too. Aye, ETK. Superb - nice tribute.) until I thought what the premise was meant to be. Considering Bendis 4 titles - Ultimate Spidey, Powers, Daredevil and Alias, the latter is definitely the one that could be considered worthy of the comment. 'Powers' is entirely up to him, so that can't be meritorious of the comment, it hardly serves as a crutch, being the premise in USM, and Daredevil, well... of recent (last 2 issues) we've seen very little of the title character in get-up, but the civillian identity is that of a lawyer, so I guess that can pass.

Regardless...

What is the point of Alias? It's about shame, and about self-disgust (in the Marvel Universe.) I'm still drawing an absolute blank on the Kevin Smith (or Jay, rather)-ness of issue one. It wasn't played for laughs at all - if you're not willing to run with the premise, then it'll obviously fail. It was, to me, an unpleasant and pathetic moment - regardless of whether it involved anal sex or not, and I've yet to be convinced of that, too. So - it's about a lead character that's grown beyond being a superhero - I think she says "I grew out of it" at one point, yet is trapped in that world. It seems to have hit all the requisite buttons, too.

(This is why I enjoy debates like this, because they require you to focus in the manner I'm currently doing. I'd have never come to the above conclusion without this barrage of criticism.)

Viewed through the above postulation, the series becomes akin to Planetary, Flex Mentallo or 'The Killing Joke', irrespective of comparative quality, and has the advantage, like the latter, of being encapsulated in the milieu it critiques - how's that for self/not-self reconciliation?
 
 
000
02:15 / 13.12.02
Excerpt from the future:

Avengers no. 167

Do Androids Have Erections? (part 2 of 3)

Page 17:

Wanda lies on a regal bed, dozing off. Vision appears at the door and stands watching her through the veils of the bed. Vision's expression is troubled, the way it so often was. He strokes the veils of the bed as though they were her legs nad could be parted with careness.

WANDA: I didn't think you'd come here.
WANDA: When did you come back?
VISION: A little while ago.
WANDA: You smell so sweet.
VISION: I bathed.

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VISION: Looking at you like this...
VISION: It makes me wish I could take you with me.
WANDA: Where are you going?
VISION: Back to the SkrullWorld. I've come to say goodbye.
WANDA: It must be a long and hard journey you will make.

Visions face breaks into an immoderate smile, a telling expression of how easy seduction had always been for him. He sees the accusation in her eyes and begins begging for forgiveness.

VISION: I know I've done you harm.
WANDA: That's in the past.

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VISION: Looking at you now...
WANDA: Don't be sentimental, I don't want sentiment.
WANDA: I want you here.

She opens her legs, letting him see the niche she has for him. He doesn't hesitate any longer, but pulls the veil aside and climbs onto the bed, while wrenching the robe from her shoulders as he puts his mouth against hers. She tugs at his costume and wraps her legs around him.

VISION: The things we've done...

Wanda puts her mouth into his ear and whispers:

WANDA: I forbid you nothing. I want us to share the most extreme sensation that we're capable of inventing.

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He plunges down his hands into the downy pillows to either side of her head and looks down at her with some of the sadness he'd had on his face when he'd first arrived.

VISION: One last time?
WANDA: It doesn't have to be the last time, I can always dream you.
VISION: And me you.

She reaches down between their bodies and slips off his belt, then pulls his long trousers open with some violence, unwilling to be delayed by his buttons. What fills her hand is as silken as the fabric hiding it is rough: His penis was still only half engorged. She strokes him.

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VISION: Sigh.

He bends his head towards her, licking her lips and teeth. She raises her hips and moves the groove of her sex against the underside of his erection, wetting it. As she closes her eyes, he raises his hips, lifting the thickness of his sex from between her labia and enters her with one thrust, stabbing the breath from her.

WANDA: Hhhharh!

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The endearment ceases here, the kisses too. He puts oe hand on her brow, his fingers laced into her hair, while the other is at her neck, his thumb rubbing her windpipe. She raises her hips and crosses them behind his back.

WANDA: Is this the most you can give me? The deepest you can go? You are not hard enough, hot enough.

His thrusts visibly speeds up, while his thumb tightens against her throat.

VISION: I could fuck you forever.
VISION: There's nothing I can't make you do. There's nothing I can't make you say. I could fuck you forever.

To Be continued in part 3
 
 
CameronStewart
02:28 / 13.12.02
>>>So - it's about a lead character that's grown beyond being a superhero - I think she says "I grew out of it" at one point<<<

It's a shame that the adults reading it haven't.
 
 
The Falcon
03:14 / 13.12.02
But you read Ultimates and New X-Men, don't you Cameron?

So do I. And X-Statix. And Daredevil. And Punisher.

I find this whole thing bizarre - I never thought about it in the manner that Flux has phrased it. I thought, yeah, Marvel's launching this proto-Vertigo line, I'll check it out. Yeah, Bendis is pretty good. And I became ensconced in what I consider to be a depthy and worthwhile character drama. The Marvel/superheroes thing is, I'll admit, a hook, but I don't have anywhere near enough money to throw away on things I consider worthless.

Shall we talk about Nick Fury saying 'cunt-rag' next?

On the plus side, it's nice to see a creator not being politic about their medium. Kudos.
 
 
bio k9
06:10 / 13.12.02
Let us never speak of the MAX Nick Fury book.
 
 
Sebastian
10:26 / 13.12.02
Sorry I was off-line yesterday and could not apologise for confusing bio K9's authorship and quote.

Also, now I am thankfull I never got to order that Fury TP.

I hope Marvel eventually releases its own "Vertigo" thing, but somewhat distinctive to DC's. In which manner, I just hope they come up with an interesting one.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:58 / 14.12.02
Yep. Thank fuck everyone has headed off people reading the Fury thing. Informed criticism is a terrible thing.

Given that the Savage Critic said that Ant-Man having sex was a few step more appealing than Aunt May having sex, would anyone like to speculate as to who might occupy those few steps? I'm going for Man-Thing, Unus the Untouchable (no, it doesn't matter, we can still cuddle...oh bollocks), Jarvis the Butler and Chris Claremont.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
23:21 / 14.12.02
Galactus?
"Wait, that's... that's not an asteroid belt..."*


*Possibly replace with Milky Way gag.
 
 
bio k9
00:48 / 15.12.02
My favorite review:

ZERO GIRL FULL CIRCLE #2: ...seems like an Afterschool Special crafted by Georges Bataille...

Think she puts someones eyeball in her vagina?
 
 
The Falcon
03:17 / 15.12.02
I thought 'Fury' was excellent, for the (non-existent) record.

The swearing did shock me for a few minutes, until I got over it.
 
 
bio k9
06:21 / 15.12.02
Are you Bill Jemas?

Informed criticism is a terrible thing.

I read the first issue in the store when it came out and thought it was crap. How many issues do I need to read before I decide its shit? Maybe it was because I felt it had a warmongering feel and was released just after 9-11, I dunno. There are at least four other threads that discussed the MAX Fury comic (I just scanned over them) and it seems like I was the only one that wasn't interested in it. Anyway, nothings changed. By all means, drag up those old threads and lets give this masterpiece the attention it deserves.

Let us never speak of the MAX Nick Fury book.

I take that back, lets discuss this baby. I'm gonna go get my leather jacket and eyepatch, be right back.



When we're done can we discuss the greatness of War Machine?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:06 / 15.12.02
Hmmm...and those other threads might have mentioned that the Fury character is revealed ultimately as a joke, an anachronism, whose down-home heroism achieves nothing except getting people killed, who is a farcical parody of the masculine...now, this doesn't mean that t was any good. It does mean that objecting to it because it "had a warmongering feel and was released after 9-11" paints a decidedly incmplete picture.

I am just interested by the way that so much criticism in this thread is being directed at books that the critics haven't actually read. It would certainly make the TLS a better read...

Oh, new possible steps. The Abomination, Aelfyre Whitemane, and the Armadillo.
 
 
The Falcon
12:09 / 15.12.02
Shut the mouth.

I've not read War Machine - so, guess what? I'll exclude myself from talking about it.
 
 
Sebastian
13:39 / 15.12.02
I started reading the War Machine TPB at the store and almost threw up. This was months ago. The book is still there, unsellable.
 
 
The Falcon
15:26 / 15.12.02
Haus, can you explain your last entence, please? I can't see what it's in relation to - other than it's some Marvel characters beginning with 'a'.

Sebastian, fair enough. The problem here is that Flux, Cameron and Bio have chosen to make comment on a series (or two in Bio's case) that they know very little about.

Having actually read Alias, and having qualified my defense of it, I'm a little miffed about this - as, it would appear, is Haus.

I've looked at X-Treme X-Men (a shaming confession, but there you go...) and thought it seemed pretty fucking dreadful. However, I don't feel the need to find a messageboard and share my minimal dislike of the series. I simply don't care enough.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:31 / 15.12.02
Duncan: Oh, I'm just being whimsical, and adding more to my list of people more desirable to see having sex than Aunt May, but less desirable than Ant-Man. Hadn't noticed they all began with "A".

For that mater, who would be several steps *below* Aunt May? I'm thinking the goo-gams from "Power Pack".
 
 
CameronStewart
15:55 / 15.12.02
>>>Sebastian, fair enough. The problem here is that Flux, Cameron and Bio have chosen to make comment on a series (or two in Bio's case) that they know very little about.<<<

I'm not sure why I have to have read every issue of Alias to object to the basic concept of distorting superhero characters intended for children to tell adult-themed stories.

There's a vvery interesting inerview with Darwyn Cooke on comicbookresources.com this week about his upcoming DC book The New Frontier, in which he addresses the idea of the "adult superhero" and why he also finds it distasteful (specifically targetting The Ultimates, but also including most other modern superhero comics).

As Cooke mentioned before, "New Frontier" is in many ways his answer to what he feels is the needless deconstruction of classic comic heroes and one comic he cites as being particularly guilty of this is Marvel Comics' "Ultimates," which has been quite controversial for it's dark interpretation of the popular Avengers super team. The sometimes artist on "X-Statix" explains that in many ways "New Frontier" will be the other side of the coin when it comes to reinterpreting heroes, as it will reinforce the strong character and integrity of the Justice League heroes, not bring them down to their most base levels. "I think that the tone, the approach and the characterizations that 'Ultimates' takes are perfect for right now, the sales reflect that. too, but that should be a cast of new characters for a new time," says Cooke. "The problem I have is the way they're taking iconic characters and destroying parts of what they are while amplifying other aspects, just to generate sales. I think it's a shame and I really don't know that it's the thing to do with Giant Man and Wasp [referencing the events in issue #6 that saw the couple in a brutal fight with each other]. Bruce Banner has always been characterized as a man with a certain moral compass and a certain responsibility for what the Hulk has been, but the 'Ultimates' portrays him as a sex crazed monster running down the street destroying innocent lives because his ex is dating a movie star. Then there's Captain America's reaction, which is kicking Bruce Banner in the teeth while he is lying on the ground- these are all relevant situations and reactions, but I think that they should involve new characters. Everyone these days will say, 'oh, but that's another interpretation' and that really makes me question why we want to see these icons like this- what is it about us as people that want to bring these icons down to this level? Is it because we can't even believe in the notion of people better than us who aren't so weak and will make the right decisions when push comes to shove? That seems to be the message and that's the part I have the problem with in the end. I think you also have to show some respect for the original creators and what they were trying to put across in their original work with these characters.

"I think 'Authority' is more valid than 'Ultimates' because it's a brand new group of characters. Hey, bombs away! I think that Millar and Hitch are talented men- if they were just doing new characters, I'd be so much more into what they're doing right now.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
16:40 / 15.12.02


"I'm with you, Cameron!"
 
 
CameronStewart
17:50 / 15.12.02
You know what, Joe - give me some fucking credit, will you? Steranko makes frequent trips into Cranksville with his talk of evil and devil-worship and assigning the blame for the WTC attacks to Garth Ennis - I've done none of that. By linking to that page you're painting me as a nut, which frankly pisses me off. I'm not conservative by any stretch, I encourage works of adult fiction to be created in the comics format - I just don't think the Marvel Universe is the appropriate arena for it. Want to do stories about wife-beaters and promiscuous depressives? No problem. Want to make a comic about a gay cowboy? I'll be first in line to check it out. Just make up your *own* goddamn characters to do it.
 
 
The Falcon
18:00 / 15.12.02
That's Jim 'I love 100 Bullets' Steranko is it?

Okay.

I was going to start this on another thread, and possibly title it "sex, superheroes and self-loathing" - but I'll just run with it.

I've been thinking about this quite a bit since this thread started, and then I thought about what Yawn said in his interview with Morrison, about 'The Pro' being Ennis' 'Filth'.

I've not read The Pro, but three other comics come to mind on the topic which has sidelined this debate - none of them are Alias #17.

But, I will go with Alias #1 - which features a self-destructive sexual encounter with a superhero.

Then, we've got Brian Azzarello's closing arc on Hellblazer (most notably #173-4,) in which Constantine is revealed to be the ex-boyfriend of a domineering billionaire, name of Stanley Wayne Manor - who manages, with John's aid, to 'speak to his dead parents', only to discover they despise him. Later, believing Constantine to be dead, Manor shoots himself. Manor is also a thinly-veiled analogue of Bruce Wayne.

And finally, we have The Filth #3, and the scene with Secret Original, elevated from the simplicities of the 2D universe, having to deal with slash, and/or porno, alternative continuities: "Then I just waste another five hours checking out sleazy hardcore comix."

An interesting trend, eh?

And I've not even mentioned Fredric Wertham, and Will Booker's "Batman Revealed", yet.

Ooops.
 
 
bio k9
18:33 / 15.12.02
I've looked at X-Treme X-Men (a shaming confession, but there you go...) and thought it seemed pretty fucking dreadful. However, I don't feel the need to find a messageboard and share my minimal dislike of the series.

And yet you just...oh fuck it.

I haven't read The Pro either but I can tell you: IT SUCKS!
 
 
The Falcon
18:45 / 15.12.02
So. Obvious. As an aside, yep, indeed I did.

I assume the '...sucks!' comment is intended as parody - or are you vying for the much-coveted Bizarro-fanboy title?

I'd be absolutely fascinated to read 'The Pro', now that I'm thinking about it - but the gloriously crass pentet won't, just won't, be complete until Millar and Liefeld's "Youngblood: Bloodsport" mini comes out.

I can hardly wait - seriously.
 
 
sleazenation
18:54 / 15.12.02
I've said before and will say again the first five pages or so of Authority 13 owes a heavy debt to youngblood 1.
 
 
The Falcon
19:50 / 15.12.02
Really? Cool.

Millar's Authority also owes a bit to the old Brit sci-fi comedy 'Red Dwarf'.

Stop sniggering, there. I was young when I liked it.
 
 
The Falcon
19:52 / 15.12.02
Who's Joe?
 
 
Yotsuba & Benjamin!
20:06 / 15.12.02
Okay. Honestly, The Pro was fucking hilarious and wasn't meant to be anything else. It didn't deal with any of the complexities that The Filth does. It had a grown woman urinating on a fallen villain. I mean, that's just hilarious. Both I and my roommate really haven't laughed as hard in a long time before or since.

That Steranko/Stewart thing. Yikes. Last rung in a limbo tourney low.

The Pro, I think, would really be the only thing that, had it contained actual DC continuity characters, could really fall under the category of soiling archetypes. Everything in Alias has been implied, certainly less implied than it is in, say, the Emma/Scott relationship in NXM, but still implied none the less. You don't see Jessica licking Cage-jizz off her face, nor will you ever, I have a feeling. Most of the 'DOOD! MARVEL CHARACTERS FUCKING!' attitude has been directly from the annoying sector of the fanbase that we all seem to be at odds with, for obvious reasons, and not really from the story itself. It's very easy to look at Alias #1 only for the look on Cage's face (and I believe if one were to search the archives of this very board, I did just that when it first came out), but that's just avoiding what is being said about Jessica's character. There wasn't much titalating about the scene in the context in which it was written. It was simply what it was trying to be (and what it was advertised as): a story for mature readers. The fact that it found its way into the hands of a decidedly immature readership is, naturally, unfortunate.

The fact is, all of these characters were created for medium in which rotating creative teams is, was, and always will be the norm. While Kirby definitely has the right to zillions of dollars in royalties he was boned out of, any creator who is working on a character he created is not obligated to remain within a small and cramped room of exploration Kirby/Lee that were allowed by their editorial staff that has since been expanded ever so slightly by the current one.

No kid should have been reading any of these issues of Alias we're discussing, so that point is moot. They were not intended for them and any comic shop owner worth their salt (such as the one who didn't let me buy Arkham Asylum back in the day when I was a kid and it first came out) would not allow a kid to walk out with one.

The superhero landscape is an ever-changing one. Just line up all the different iterations of Scott Summers over the years. If their clothes change, so can (nay, MUST?) their attitudes and those of their creators.

You can say "shit" on television now. You can see someone's arm sliced off. Certainly this is a trend that can, will, and probably already has been misappropriated by untalented and uncreative people. But for every Man Show, you have Adult Swim.

The Ultimates, as far as Darwyn's comments go, really are a new creation. They only thing they share with the originals are the origins (and not even that, sometimes). The Ultimate line is aimed directly at people who have never picked up comics before. Sure, there is a sector of the readership that can being to the table all of the baggage that decades of continuity has created, but the stories themselves are not intended to have any connection to said baggage.

For example, I remember reading a review about the beginning of the latest USM storyline, where someone posing as Spider-Man is holding up banks. The reviewer, at one point, said he was interested in seeing where this version of a classic Spider-Man villain was headed, undoubtedly assuming that this guy was some Ultimate version of the Chameleon. Naturally, the Chameleon had nothing to do with it. The story instead dealt with (quite well, in my opinion) the increasing problems Peter is facing and will continue to face as his notoriety continues to grow. The Ultimate universe is really dealing with brand new characters. They just happen to look a little bit like your old favorites.

Just wanted to throw in my $2.07.
 
 
The Falcon
20:06 / 15.12.02
I'm suffering the internet equivalent of verbal diaorrhoea, here, but have a Bendis interview, if you fancy.

Fairly relevant.
 
 
The Falcon
20:15 / 15.12.02
Good post, Benny B.

The unfortunate thing is that writers working at Marvel, the company which I'd imagine gives them the best living, are currently constrained to using about 40-50 'iconic' characters, or at the very least having them make guest appearances in their new character's title.

This extends, particularly, to the Ultimate line. Which would, most likely, have been an abject failure if the uber-icons had not been used.
 
 
Sebastian
21:07 / 15.12.02
I started reading the War Machine TPB at the store and almost threw up.

Boy, now I think I'm gonna throw up by just reading this thread.

Thanks Ben for your refreshing $2.07. And Duncan, for goddam's sake!! this discussion can go on forever, can't you see it?? The boys just don't want to know whatever Captain America, Bruce Banner or Luke Cage do with their pricks, because that is their "dark" side, see?? And the problem is that the MAX and Ultimate universes are dangerously depicting these characters following the Dark Side of the Force. Havent't you ever seen Star Wars, Duncan?? Don't you know what happens if you follow the Dark Side?? You get chronic asthma!! So we need new characters that can indulge in sin, like those homos clad in leather and white tights that Ellis designed. God, they were beautiful.

So it may never snap through the boys' mind if Gwen Stacy died haven't ever seen Pete's Willie -or anybody's-, and also being a virgin, which she probably was, and if Parker's sexual debut was indeed on his wedding night with the big Red, which also probably was, as we suppose it should be for Marvel's all-time exemplary model kid. AND the million dollar prize goes again to Bendis for making Parker's life in the Ultimate universe so out of control that the poor guy doesn't even have time to take a pee.
 
 
CameronStewart
22:47 / 15.12.02
>>>No kid should have been reading any of these issues of Alias we're discussing, so that point is moot. They were not intended for them and any comic shop owner worth their salt (such as the one who didn't let me buy Arkham Asylum back in the day when I was a kid and it first came out) would not allow a kid to walk out with one.<<<

Ah, but this isn't quite the point I'm making. I certainly do believe that there is some material in mainstream comics that isn't appropriate for children, but in the case of Alias, my point isn't that kids could get a hold of it and have their poor wee minds corrupted - I know it's not aimed at children. It's more worrying to me that there are adults who want to read decidedly adult stories featuring children's characters. I look at this with the same suspicion and distaste as I do those wanting to read explicit stories on the internet about Harry Potter fucking Draco Malfoy.
 
 
CameronStewart
22:49 / 15.12.02
And Sebastian, your last post really does take the cake for sheer bloodyminded refusal to listen to what I'm saying. Stop twisting my words.

Getting angry now. Think I'll stop posting again for a while.
 
  

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