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Whatever Happened To....???

000

23:35 / 05.12.02

I am really curious about the lack of Frances around here. Whatever happened to him -- assuming he hasn't reincarnated in BarbeLife as a new identity.

While we're there, where's autopilot?

Where's moriarty?

forget it. found him.

Enamon

01:45 / 06.12.02

Where am I?

...

Who are you people???

bio k9

07:48 / 06.12.02

Wheres my virginity?

Cosmicjamas

12:00 / 06.12.02

I left mine on the bus...perhaps you did? Have you asked at the depot?

Spatula Clarke

12:53 / 06.12.02

White dog shit. You never see that any more.Used to be all over the place when I was in short pants.

Maggie Philbin ditto.

000

17:21 / 06.12.02

Do I really have to invite you all to fondle my breasts?

Tch.

autopilot disengaged

17:27 / 06.12.02

autopilot disengaged resides in a geo-stationary orbit somewhere above notopia.

he continues to monitor barbelith, but - maintains - radio - silence.

he also likes to talk about himself in the third person.

000

17:28 / 06.12.02

That's very cute.

Hi. Is that what you've been up to -- play going ok?

Spatula Clarke

18:00 / 06.12.02

Do I really have to invite you all to fondle my breasts?

Obviously, you don't have to, but it's a nice thought.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

20:25 / 06.12.02

I always wondered what happened to the girl who played the daughter on Land of the Lost. Is anyone here her all grown up?

And where are Wang Chung?

000

20:54 / 06.12.02

Bio K9: your virginity right here.

S. Rose: Wang Chung? This you mean?

000

20:56 / 06.12.02

Enamon: @Where am I?@

Barbelith Underground.

@Who are you people???@

Members of BU.

000

21:05 / 06.12.02

Dupre: Re: White dog shit, ask bizarre. Or go poo.

If you happen to find any, make the following recipe:

Ingredients:

3 day old Pizza Crust
White Dog SHIT
TOE NAILS
A BUGGER

Directions:
Finely chop 3 day old Pizza Crust,TOE NAILS and A BUGGER and combine with 1-half cup of water in a large mixing bowl. Stir the ingredients into a paste-like consistency, then form into balls (or similar shapes) about 1 inch in diameter.

Pulverize White Dog SHIT and put in a medium sized paper bag. Put the balls into the paper bag, 5 to 7 at a time, and shake until the balls are thoroughly covered. Arrange the balls on a baking sheet and bake at 350 for 45 minutes. Serve with any condiment that you have available.

Serves 6

w1rebaby

21:17 / 06.12.02

and what about baby pigeons, eh? Why do you never see any of them? er, outside of pigeon nests

and what's with all those South Africans serving behind bars?

it were all fields round here when I were a lad

000

21:31 / 06.12.02

""Absolutely," he said in a sobering tone of voice when I asked if there is such a thing as a baby pigeon. "I've been raising 'em for fifty years." What he went on to tell me gave me a new respect for the grubby, shining, strutting, victorious pigeon."

It's nice to know that mutant baby pigeons exist, which can remain babies up to 50 years.

For more, click on The skinny on Why You Never See Baby Pigeons

Cherry Bomb

09:52 / 07.12.02

Just so you know, I'm still here, dammit! I'm just busier. And have less internet acess at work. So I usually just quickly lurk and only post when I've got a chunk of free time. But I'm always here, yo!

grant

16:14 / 07.12.02

and what's with all those South Africans serving behind bars?

Economic refugees; ask them if they're from Durban, and if they are, make a goofy smile and go "Hahzzzzit?" with a big swoop upward in pitch at the "it" part. If they're not, go "ach, shaaaim!"

You might not get anything out of it, but it'll be funny.

000

22:44 / 13.12.02

Frances. And no, I won't accept not knowing that he is still about.

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