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I'm a retard......boohooooo

  
 
Charles Darwin
01:40 / 27.11.02
Jason Menard say I'm a retard. You know, ever since I was young watching my first comedy show with stupid jokes, I tell myself that's real cool. I like the stupid show ' Lock stock and 2 smoking barrels', it never fail to confuse my mind with its ingenuity plot. Why can't real life be just like the matrix? And please teach me how the best way to approach a stranger to ask for a blow job; with results........And should I pray in the presence of my church group friends and priest for God to take away Eleanor and Amy's fucked faces, and to ask God for the grace to teach them to arch forward & talk to their owwn CHEE BYE(vagina) instead if they feel like talking a lot to someone. Please respond ehtusiastically.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:53 / 27.11.02
Johnson?
 
 
The Falcon
02:03 / 27.11.02
Beak?
 
 
Jack Fear
02:03 / 27.11.02
...Al Spade?
 
 
w1rebaby
02:10 / 27.11.02
honk if you're the tightest is it never?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:48 / 27.11.02
posting just because I had to know what the topic abstract was..why am I not suprised.
 
 
Charles Darwin
06:25 / 27.11.02
Am I so honoured to be able to be identified with the others,? Anyway, may I know who is the composer of the tune "Turkey March"? How do I get the CD? Where can I get the lyrics of "Professional Obession" by Darly Hall and John Oates?
 
 
Charles Darwin
06:25 / 27.11.02
Will I ever end up being a troll by accident?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:06 / 27.11.02
Don't tell me... you have no ears.
 
 
ephemerat
10:25 / 27.11.02
For anyone else who found their interest picqued:

Topic Abstract:

none

Juss 'taint warth it.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:32 / 27.11.02
How surreal. Charles Darwin have you come back from the dead with your mind slightly scrambled? It just goes to show that your personality is not half that of Buffy the Vampire Slayers. Also you're not even a top 3 Great Briton so you might just as well weep in the corner for the rest of eternity, sad, alone and afraid.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
12:12 / 27.11.02
I have to agree, Janina. Charles strikes me as something most definitely still at an evolutionary stage...
 
 
Papess
13:04 / 27.11.02
Top of the food chain or not, we are all still evolving.

It's those that have stopped that worry me.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
13:27 / 27.11.02
It's those that have stopped that worry me

Or yet to start...

may I know who is the composer of the tune "Turkey March"?

Perhaps if you gave us some of the lyrics, Charles, someone might recognise it...
 
 
rizla mission
14:27 / 27.11.02
This guy's funny.
 
 
The Natural Way
14:29 / 27.11.02
He is.

I hope he's Timmy O' Toole.
 
 
Charles Darwin
23:23 / 27.11.02
Anyway, how do I fill in the topic abstract?

Ok, I will attempt to evolve to become a troll. First to all the ladies, listen to the lyrics of the song by Prince, 'Kiss' and 'Making love out of Nothing at all' by Air Supply. Then ask your parents whether they would feel better if they were to give birth to a slave instead of you. Then ........ hm, why don't you fill in the blanks?
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
06:20 / 28.11.02
Charles. The topic abstract box is under the initial message box when you start a new topic, just scroll down and there she is. Oh, and one devolves into a troll, not evolves.
 
 
Panda.
06:39 / 28.11.02
My God, Chong? Is that really you?
 
 
The Natural Way
07:13 / 28.11.02
Tez: Devolves? Yes and imagine yr parents gave birth to a slave instead of you and listen to Air Supply and..... If you force him to, Darwin will make sense. Certainly.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
07:22 / 28.11.02
BUHRUNCE!!. Devolves, meaning to move backward or reduce to a more primitive state. Ok, that definition is admittedly archaic now, but then so is half my vocabulary
And sure, I want Charles to clarify some of his posts. I'm genuinely interested in the logic behind his ramblings.
 
 
Linus Dunce
09:19 / 28.11.02
Ok, I will attempt to evolve to become a troll. First to all the ladies ...

And, oh erudite explicator of the beak of the bird, oh peripatetic polisher of the works of Spencer, be gracious enough to tell us what would be your advice for the gentleman of leisure and the young man about town?
 
 
The Natural Way
10:02 / 28.11.02
I understand what "devolves" means.

It's a joke, Tez - yr trying to ruin it.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
12:24 / 28.11.02
Bah, humbug!
 
  
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