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Scary story about my mum. Who rocks.

 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:02 / 24.11.02
WHOAH. Bit freaked out here.
Spoke to my mum yesterday, chatting away as you do, and she says "remember your friend Tanya from primary school?".
"Um, yeah, kind of."
"Saw her the other day, she's married to blah blah and is living in blah blah. (PAUSE). I always wonder what happened to her dad."
Me (playing the straight man)- "Why? Who's her dad?"
"Well, a lot of people thought it was probably him that made the phone call."
"What phone call?"
"Oh, I don't think I ever told you about that. I thought you'd be scared."
"Tell me, mum. WHAT PHONE CALL?"
"Well, a couple of days after your dad died, I got a really threatening phone call saying 'I know you're alone in the house apart from the kids' etc. And I called the police, but they never found out who it was. But a lot of people think it was Tanya's dad. And I never told either of you because I didn't want to worry you."

Jesus. My mum's hard as fuck. Not only had her husband just died, but she had to look after two obnoxious kids as well. And then, to cap it all, some wanker starts threatening her over the phone. AND SHE NEVER LET ON. I can understand WHY she never told us, but I'm staggered as to HOW she managed not to.

Fuck.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
14:56 / 24.11.02
Jesus.

Can she drink you under the table as well?

Seriously, respect to your ma.
 
 
telyn
16:15 / 24.11.02
Wow indeed. I know more stuff goes on with my ma that she is prepared to admit, but that's another level. May you be blessed with the same strong stuff!
 
 
Baz Auckland
20:52 / 24.11.02
Your mum's tough as nails she is. Wow.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:01 / 24.11.02
Wow. Amazing - must have been *so* hard.

Remember kids , if you cross swords with Stoatie and he threatens to 'get his mum onto you', be *very* afraid
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:12 / 24.11.02
Your mum's so cool. And I've got a cool mum, so that's saying something.

I don't know how she kept hold of information like that. But then I don't know how the fuck you raise two kids on your own. 100 Great Britons my arse, if it hasn't got any of our parents in.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
14:57 / 25.11.02
You should bring her along to the next Barbemeet...
 
  
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