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Will admit I lost interest in the concept of Big Brother moments after screaming
"Have any of you actually read Orwell, how the fuck could you mniss the point so much? Have none of you seen Peeping Tom? You have become twisted vouyers, secretly complicit in the government's erosion of privacy in our lives. You sad fucks, find a life of your own instead of gaining vicarious thrills watching other people do things you fear too, stop watching Ibiza Uncovered and (if for some bizzare reason you actually want to) go there. Stop watching reality tv it's just your own lives made famous by being famous. Aaaaargh."
Then I lost interest in actually watching it (ok I'm a hypocrite who gets vicarious thrills finding out what others get vicarious thrills from watching, sort of a meta-vouyer, but I do also have a life) after Nick went in the first series.
But I do like bits of this.
First that is nnot Anne Diamond, that woman clearly ate Anne Diamond. Anne Diamond went on this to escape Celbrity Fat Camp (and Ian McKlaskill is superb, b.t.w.)
Second Mark Owen looks like he is dying slowly from heroin withdrawal and Les Dennis is cracking up.
Third Goldie is superb and seeing him with the digger was great. Me and friends were cheering for him to just dive it through the wall of the house and away to freedom. He looked like he was going to lamp Owen when he had that guitar out. He should win.I'll cry if he doesn't. This is the man behind the jungle explosion, a classic alternative figure, a musician of the highest order, and a fucking nutter, and he is the only one not going slowly bonkers at being trapped in a house with the rest of them. Genius. If he leaves there is no point watching further.
I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me.
Although the revelation that Melinda Messenger knew how to, and had driven a digger was priceless.
It's all better than the show with the 5 posh advertising bints who are catty at each other in order to win a pointless facsimile of a boring man in marketing simply because he is loaded. He clearly likes one of them, she fears she'll be voted out. I see a way out of this. Give the program the finger and shag the girl; no one in their right mind would vote against her then surely, and none of the other lasses would want him then would they? They like each other (for waht ever reason) more power to them. If they interbreed it keeps them away from me.
Oh. Wait. Right mind. The public would vpte against her for the joy of seeing her weep (as the fortune slips from her fingers) and the girls would go with him to see her weep and get the fortune - possibly in that order.
People suck.
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