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Celebrity Big Brother 2 Challenge

  
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
16:23 / 20.11.02
Well, ever willing to do whatever they can to wring out an exhausted format (expect Pet Big Brother next year) C4 are doing another series of Celebrity Big Brother. But according to this the line up is rumoured to be Melinda Messenger, Les Dennis, Goldie, Sue Perkins, Mark Owen and Anne Diamond.

So the challenge. Can you come up with an even poorer selection of z-grade celebs to take part? Michael Barrymore is not allowed, for obvious Trevor Jordache-bodies under the patio reasons.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:02 / 20.11.02
Hard to think of a more uninspiring selection. In fact, I just gave up and decided on cloning Bob Monkouse.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
17:32 / 20.11.02
ITV apparently foresaw your challenge when they got everyone together for I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!
 
 
William Sack
18:45 / 20.11.02
What about Craig, Nasty Nick, Helen, the Chicken Tonight fellow, Jade and Sada?
 
 
The Falcon
18:56 / 20.11.02
Rowland Rivron.

Can anyone tell why this man exists? Celebrity Big B is still going to be great.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
19:19 / 20.11.02
And where Rivron goes, Keith Allen always follows.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:53 / 20.11.02
Don't see the words Les, Dennis, and great appearing in the same barbe(p)review often.

I did find myself watching the closing moments because I had thought MMLotF was referring to Nick Owen and was shamingly pleased to be reminded of Mark Owen in his glory days (naked and pouting next to Robbie under a waterfall) when aware of my mistake.

Going to have to go some though to match la Feltz' table stabbing, cursing and marble scattering of last year.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
20:52 / 20.11.02
I actually like Sue a lot. I remember the glory days of Light Lunch...
 
 
Ariadne
21:08 / 20.11.02
On a bit of a tangent, I think we should get a Barbelither on Big Brother. That would make me watch it - get Haus in there to cause trouble.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
21:13 / 20.11.02
But isn't he very much like Tim off the last series?
 
 
Ariadne
21:18 / 20.11.02
I've no idea - I've never watched it.
 
 
Ariadne
21:18 / 20.11.02
But i would if one of us were on there, promise. I'll steal a telly from somewhere.
 
 
gozer the destructor
21:25 / 20.11.02
Oh come on, less of the Dennis bashing, he whooped Bob MOrtimers ass at the comic relief boxing thang, what a fix.

GOO ON DENNIS, LAD!!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
21:25 / 20.11.02
I smell a new thread... Big BarbeBrother...
 
 
Warewullf
21:39 / 20.11.02
Come on! Sue! With ANNE DIAMOND! and LES DENNIS!! The...SARCASM!
My god, she's gonna have a ball! (Love her!)
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:11 / 20.11.02
Les Dennis does the "Celebrities are just people too," speech before he even gets in there. Must be some kind of record.
 
 
The Falcon
23:51 / 20.11.02
But isn't he very much like Tim off the last series?

Ouch!

Meeow!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:28 / 21.11.02
Ha - where's Jim Davidson's friend from the snooker show and Lizzy the '80s fitness woman from breakfast TV?

I looooovvvveeeee yyyoooouuuuu Maaarrrrkkkkk.

I idolised Keith Allen's oldest daughter when I was little, she could do cartwheels, five in a row.
 
  
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