You guys are all invited, of course.
Dear inquisitive individual,
Do you hate labels? Are you an evil genius? Mad scientist? Jaded burner? Are you a twisted clown? Guerrilla prankster? Insanitist superhero? Dashing discordian? (through the snow, Mr. Pinnafork) Are you post-meta-uber-randomcore? (just kidding) Are chaos and irony your personal play toys? Did you answer "yes" to 23 or more of those questions? Would you like to come to my birthday party? Would you like to bring your voices? Would you like to bring your guitars? Would you like to bring your drums? Would you like to bring your techno toys? Would you like to bring your art? Would you like to bring your conspiracy theories? Would you like to get down and rock out and shift reality to a new dimension? Are you your own god? Do you have your own cult? Do you have your own religion? Would you like to exchange plots for world domination? Would you like to give poison cupcakes to the dominant paradigm? Does this intrigue as opposed to frighten you?
Would you like to come to Ocean Beach on November 20 Wednesday night at 8? Would you like to ride down Van Ness 101 and take a left at Fell Street? Would you like to take a left at Kezar? Would you like to take a right at Lincoln? Would you like to go down to the beach and go two block lefts to Judah? Would you like to park and align yourself with the part of the beach that aligns itself with Judah and find yourself at my party?
Would you like to see a fire there? Would you like to see other evil genii, mad scientists, jaded burners, twisted clowns, guerrilla pranksters, insanitist superheros, and dashing discordians? Would you like to bring party enhancers? (drinks, elixirs. gifts- use your imagination) Would you like to wear the most bizarre costume that you can think of?
Would you like to find out how to get to the party location by train? Would you like to take the N all the way to the beach? Would you like to align yourself with the part of the beach that aligns itself with Judah and find yourself at my party?
Would you like to find out more? Would you like to call me (my name is Paradox, yo) at 646-456-7610 for more information?
Flying,
Paradox (acidexia.com) |