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A pretty obvious gag, but it has to be done:
"Over the long term, smoking pot can cause you to lose interest in how you look "
"For athletes, THC's effect on timing, coordination, and movement-which can last for up to 24 hours-can seriously hurt performance. "
"Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing"
I think it's time for a quiet word with my parents about the contents of my baby food..
Last week I went to the cinema to see a collection of anti-drug propaganda and stuff - "The Drug Scare Film Show" - predictably, very funny indeed - "hey man, you wanna be a square all your life? Take a drag on this, get with the countdown and ride the rocket to Kicksville!"
(I couldn't help thinking how great it would be if pot actually DID turn you into some kind of insane deviant hipster who went around saying stuff like that..)
In a moment of fantastic irony suitable for an Onion headline, my stoner housemate said he couldn't go because, quote; "it's cold outside and I've spent all my money on weed". |
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