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Goodness Gracious Meme
16:59 / 06.11.02
Inspired by Persephone coming up with Bolognese Sauce as a great comforter. We haven't had one of these for *way* too long.

Give us your recipes, people, for the food things that put a great big smile on your face.

Plumsy's extra-comforting Dahl:

Warm oil/ghee/veggie ghee (ghee for ultra creamy comfort value, oil for health)

Fry garlic (lots), finely chopped onion, fresh coridander turmeric, ginger, cardomon pods, ground cumin, salt and pepper over a low heat until the onion is completely soft, and beginning to liquify.

Add lentils (whatever your fave, I prefer mung dahl) and increase heat. fry for 4/5 minutes until the lentils are coated. Add water - cover the lentils and add a couple of inches more depth - and turn heat right down.

Leave to simmer for an hour - stir occasioanlly but you don't have to keep an eye on it.

When dahl is cooked through, turn heat off and scatter with chopped fresh coriander

In another pan heat oil till smoking, add v.finely chopped garlic, poppy seeds, fennel, fresh cumin and fry for 1 min, till sizzling.

Pour the hot oil over the dahl and serve. (Boiled rice/pitta breads are best. For extra comfort value, hard boil eggs and mash them into the rice with butter )

Mmm. think i can even be arsed to go home and make this!
 
 
Persephone
17:21 / 06.11.02
Ooh yummy, I was going to ask you to post your dahl recipe... have to check the bolognese recipe at home, but here's one that I know off the top of my head:

Mung Bean Pancakes

In the morning, soak 1 cup (hulled) mung beans in water.

In the evening, drain off almost all the water --leave enough water to be just above the surface of the mung beans. (If for any reason the water turns an unnatural color --like bright bright yellow-- then rinse the mung beans thoroughly & add back enough water as above.)

Prepare either: one bundle of green onions (scallions) --trim, peel, and slice thinly. OR a small pile of kimchee --slice thinly. (This is very good if you never eat the kimchee fast enough & it always get soggy, soggy kimchee is perfect for this recipe. Though I don't expect that a lot of people are having this problem.)

Dump mung beans and liquid into a food processor or blender. Grind until pretty smooth.

Beat one egg, mix into mung bean puree. (I think the egg is mostly for good luck. So you can omit if you are vegan.)

Stir in green onions or kimchee.

Heat oil in a large frying pan. More depressed = more oil = more tasty. When oil is shimmering, drop about 1/4 cup spoonfuls of batter into pan. Pat gently into pancakes. Fry 3-4 minutes on each side, then drain on paper towels. Eat immediately with soy sauce to dip in & with rice (more starch = more happy).

Leftovers very nice reheated in the oven.
 
 
grant
18:45 / 06.11.02
Last thing I made that made me exquisitely happy went something like this:

2 cups soy milk
1 cup or so frozen mango, cut into chunks.
2 or three frozen bananas.
3 or 4 Tablespoons honey
2 tsp cardamom
1 tsp mace
1 tsp nutmeg

Blend the hell out of it. If it gets too chunky, add more soy milk. If it gets too liquid, add a banana, frozen or otherwise. I used mangoes from my yard, but I know they sell frozen mangoes in the store, cuz I've seen 'em.
Better results gotten from adding frozen things gradually.

I like making smoothies with whatever's at hand, but this one stood out as a particular success.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:15 / 06.11.02
ZoCher's Chili con Queso

It was authentic Mexican once (from a library book) but I have bastardised it somewhat over the years.

Ingredients
Oil
Onions, lots
3-4 Dried Chilis, finely chopped or snipped and thrown, seeds and all!
Mushrooms (from great lumps of shiitake or chestnut to diced stalks of cheapo bulk-buy, depending upon your purse)
Basil, to taste, fresh or (a scant tbsp of dried)
Vegetables of your choice (I like various colours of peppers, perhaps some broccoli or cauliflower florets, but it just depends how much dosh I have. Courgettes are good, any sort of squash in fact. Bit of potato does for a very cheap version but chop it up realllly small. Potatoes are from that part of the world after all)
Tomatoes, 1 tin Italian plum, and a healthy squirt of tomato purée
Vegetable Stock, maybe 2-3 heaped tsps vegetable bouillon powder, or an oxo veg. stock cube, or a tsp of Marmite
Garlic, 3-4 cloves
Salt, to taste
Kidney Beans, 1 tin (or for ultra cheap version, one tin baked beans)
Cottage Cheese, 1 tub (fist-sized, not the individual yogurt pot size, whatever that grammage is...)


Method
You need a fair-sized frying pan to start it off.
Slice the onions and brown them.
Throw in your chopped, dried chilis and let them heat a bit.
Throw in your diced up mushrooms (or your big chunks of chestnut mushrooms or whatever, both if you can. I like to shave some thin slices of mushroom to throw in at the last minute. They'll barely cook but add a lot of texture.) Let them fry for a good five or ten minutes.
Add basil.
Throw in your other veggies (aiming for some attractive colours!) and let them heat up but you're going to let them stew, so no need to fry unless there's tiny potatoe cubes which would benefit therefrom.
Add tomatoes and puré.
Add stock.
Leave the top off the pan and simmer for an hour (or more, if you have the time). Remember to keep stirring every now and then. Don't panic if your pan is full up. Transfer to a bigger saucepan or just leave it all to reduce naturally.
You can add as much water as you like but I usually need to add about one cupful to keep things stewing. The juice is flavoursome so doesn't matter if it gets a bit sloppy.
After an hour or so, add your pulped garlic and a bit of salt. If you're in a hurry, half an hour will do (but not so well). Ganesh craves salt so I put a lot in, about a teaspoonful. This will also stop the kidney beans dissolving into mush.
Add kidney beans.
Leave to simmer while you boil up some rice. Equally good just with crusty bread or with baked potatoes, in which case give the beans five or ten minutes to cook through.
Turn off heat. Mix in your raw cottage cheese.
Put on plate.

This is the foolproof way to Ganesh's heart. Served with red wine and much vodka on our first date.

The chili seems really hot while you're cooking it but the cheese balances it well. There's still a fiery sting there but the contrast works. Two or three squares of plain chocolate mixed in à la Mexicaine towards the end is good too. Ganesh likes a tbsp of honey stirred in. We eat this so often because it's easy and cheap and it can survive a lot of ambitious experiment. It not only warms your heart but fills your stomach and has proven aphrodisiac properties.

I usually find I've made enough for six hungry people. It gets better on the second day, due to chili chemistry. Better yet on day three!
 
 
The Apple-Picker
04:24 / 07.11.02
It's not my own, but this is so freakin' good. It always makes me feel warm and happy. (I've just made this sauce this evening for a meal I'll be making my family on our first family vacation in over ten years, and most likely, our last--seeing as we're all growed up now.)

Chocolate-Zinfandel Sauce

3 whole cloves
6 black peppercorns
One 2-inch stick cinnamon
1 teaspoon cumin seed
1/2 teaspoon cardamom
2 cups zinfandel wine
2 tablespoons packed brown sugar
1 cup dried pitted sour cherries
1 ounce unsweetened chocolate, chopped
4 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup good-quality beef stock

Toast the cloves, peppercorns, cinnamon, cumin seed, and cardamom in a heavy saucepan, stirring about 3 minutes until all are hot and aroma released. Add the zinfandel and brown sugar, and simmer until reduced by half, about 20 minutes. When zinfandel is reduced, remove saucepan from heat and add cherries [I strain the mulled wine before adding the cherries]. Let soak while you prepare the rest of the ingredients.

In a small saucepan, melt the chocolate and the butter. Whisk the beef stock into the chocolate and heat. Add the spiced zinfandel and keep warm until served. Makes enough sauce for 4 servings.

This recipe can be served with lamb, pork, or grilled chicken. [I'm not a vegetarian, so I don't know what veggies would eat this with, but try to figure something out, will ya? It's worth it. And obviously, they'd want to substitute vegetable broth for the beef. I'm positive it would still taste delicious.]
 
 
The Apple-Picker
04:28 / 07.11.02
Oops. Two notes for that last post:

1) Recipe yeilds more than 4 servings worth. At least it always does for me. It's more like 6 or 8.

2) I always cut the butter in half, for 2 tablespoons. 2 tablespoons plus the chocolate is more than enough for a nice soft mouth-feel.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
04:52 / 07.11.02
It being pie season and all, in honor of Bio K-9 (though I'm not sure whether he prefers fruit-fillings or not), I give you... pie. Mmm.

This is my favorite pecan pie recipe, and I don't really like pecan pie much unless it is this recipe or tastes just like this. It calls for 3/4 cup more pecans than I've seen in any recipe, and the baking temperature is also much lower than normal (by 75-100 degrees), so the nuts are roasted, not burnt to a crisp.

Grandma Barch's Best Ever Southern Pecan Pie

1 9" pastry pie shell (for best results, make it yourself!)
3 eggs, slightly beaten
1 cup sugar
1 cup light corn syrup
Dash of salt
1/4 cup butter, melted
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup chopped pecans
1 cup whole pecans

1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F.
2.Mix eggs, sugar, and syrup. Blend in salt, butter, and vanilla. Fold in pecans. Pour into unbaked pie shell. Bake for one hour or until set.

*Note: I usually have to bake it for at least an hour and 10 minutes, but just check it at the hour mark with the knife test and then every five minutes thereafter until the filling tests as done.

Easiest Homemade Pastry Crust Ever

1 cup all-purpose flour, divided
3 tablespoons ice water
1/2 teaspoon cider vinegar
1 tablespoon powdered sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup vegetable shortening

1. Lightly spoon flour into a dry measuring cup [spooning flour is pretty important; don't just scoop it up with your measuring cup; you'll overshoot your measurement by packing the flour in there]; level with a knife. Combine 1/4 cup flour, ice water, and vinegar, stirring with a whisk until well-blended.
2. Combine 3/4 cup flour, sugar, and salt in a bowl; cut in shortening with a pastry blender (or a fork, or 2 knives, but pastry blender is best) until mixture looks like coarse meal. Add slurry (that's the watery flour mix you just made, in case you weren't sure); toss with a fork until flour mixture is moist. Gently press mixture into a 4" circle on wax paper then cover with another shett of wax paper. Roll dough, still covered, into a 12" circle; freeze 10 minutes (this is important; it's what makes the crust so fail-safe). Remove 1 sheet of paper. Let stand about 1 minute. Fit dough, wax paper side up, into your pie plate or tart pan. Fold edges, flute, fork 'em--whatever decorative thing you want.

(Line bottom of dough with foil and fill with pie weights or dried beans, and bake at 400 degrees F for any recipe that calls for a baked crust.)

It seems like a lot of work because of the steps, but this is the easiest, least-stressful crust I've ever made because it has so much less fat than traditional crusts. Too much butter makes crust a mofo to handle. The taste doesn't suffer for the missing fat, either. At least, I don't think so.
 
 
Jackie Susann
05:34 / 07.11.02
This is the easiest (also possibly the grossest) recipe I know, but it does cheer me up when I'm too down to cook properly, and it's yum.

1 - Cook spaghetti.
2. - Toss through with olive oil and salt.

Done!

As a more substantive choice, drain some tofu, dice it, chuck it in a fry pan with oil, garlic, ginger, pepper and a little salt. When you can really smell the garlic, add a wee bit of soy sauce or tamari, stir it through til the tofu's a bit brown, then add diced tomatoes. Cook til you get a good consistency and flavour in the tofu, then add coriander and spring onions.

It's extra good if you serve it with fried potatoes done in a random assortment of herbs (thyme, basil, rosemary, sage, oregano, etc.)
 
 
The Apple-Picker
07:03 / 07.11.02
The recipe I use when I'm most depressed, but still have the minimal energy required to make something as opposed to sitting in a rocking chair with a bag of Hawaiian sweet onion potato chips is

instant rice (Yes, instant. I know. Ew.)
canned water-packed whitemeat tuna
soy sauce

Cook rice, mix with tuna, season with soy sauce. Eat in front of television.
 
 
Jackie Susann
07:47 / 07.11.02
My other full on can't-be-arsed-cooking meal is rice tossed with tom yum paste. Delish.

I can actually cook proper food, although you wouldn't know it from this thread.
 
 
captain piss
11:31 / 07.11.02
wow- never heard of loads of these. Plenty of fodder to write the ultimate Cannae-be-arsed Cookbook, should there be such an inclination.

A pasta one that takes about 15minutes and is really good:
-olive oil
-couple of cloves of garlic
-Three or four vine or plum tomatoes
-basil
-pasta

pop the tomatoes in boiling water for 30 secs, peel off skin and take out the insides, chop em with garlic and fry both in olive oil till they all dissolve together. Cook the pasta, add to the tomatoey sauce, then sprinkle on some basil- voila.

Also into curry and spicey things -not very creative on that front, though- all it seems to take is a little too much of the wrong spice or whatever and it's complete sludge
 
 
Persephone
11:47 / 07.11.02
Spaghetti with olive oil is very authentico, though. I went through a phase of eating that every day for about six months.

Okay, vegetarians... avert your eyes!

Bolognese Sauce

Melt 3 Tbsp butter in a large skillet. Add 2 Tbsp each minced onion, carrot, and celery; saute until softened but not browned, about 6 minutes. Add 1/4 lb each ground chuck, ground pork, and ground veal (or 3/4 ground chuck) and 1/2 tsp salt. Cook and crumble meat into tiny pieces with edge of wooden spoon until not raw-looking but not brown, about 3 minutes.

Add 1 cup milk and bring to simmer. Simmer until all milk evaporates and only clear fat remains. Here the original recipe said 10-15 minutes, but it took 30 minutes for me... and it's important that all the milk is evaporated, so however long it takes & I kept it at a fairly brisk simmer too.

Add 1 cup white or red wine, bring to simmer, and continue to simmer until all wine evaporates. Same timing and instructions as milk.

Chop one 28-oz can of plum tomatoes pretty fine; add tomatoes with juices to pan and bring to simmer. This time reduce heat to low and simmer very slowly --occasional bubble popping to surface-- for about 3 hours, at the end of which sauce should be pretty thick and red.

Adjust salt to taste. Can be refrigerated for several days or frozen for several months.

Makes enough to sauce one to 1-1/2 lbs of pasta, depending how meaty you like your pasta. To serve, warm over low heat & add to freshly cooked pasta. Very nice garnished with grated Parmesan and ground black pepper.
 
 
Loomis
11:58 / 07.11.02
Don't know the amounts, but just put lots of sun dried tomatoes:

The Best Salad in the Universe

-Lots of (pref. baby) spinach
-Pasta spirals or macaroni (pref. wholewheat)
-Kalamata olives, pitted and quartered if you can
-Sun dried tomatoes, chopped finely
-Can of mixed beans, or whatever type you prefer
-Spring onions, chopped finely, not too much

1. Cook pasta, add to chopped spinach, olives, sun dried tomatoes, spring onions and beans.

2. Dress with olive oil, lemon juice, salt, pepper and basil or an Italian herb mix. Serve with crunchy brown bread.

3. Eat.

4. Cry with happiness

(variations on this are also delicious, like adding peppers and sweet corn, or roast marinated tofu)
 
 
illmatic
15:00 / 07.11.02
I'm leaving work now so more tomorrow, but this is a great thread and one of the few I'll be printing out, to get garlic stained and manky in my kitchen, no doubt.

Cheers for the Dahl reecpes as I've run out of inspiration with curries recently and have been deperate for some new ones.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:13 / 07.11.02
Hey wow - a thread that gets La Crunch out of the woodwork is dfeinitely a Good Thing.

And I am hungover and alcohol-comedownish so will be doing that tofu pasta thing this evening...

The Cannaebearsed Cookbook is definitely a project I can get behind.

Piss-easy and delicious:

Mushroom/Blue Cheese burgers (serves one greedy bastard)

Mix 1/2 tbsp garlic puree with butter/olive oil.

Take 2 large flat mushroom and brush with the garlic mix, put under a hot grill , turning until cooked... then place spore side up and crumble blue cheese on, return to the grill until cheese is bubbling.

Sandwich the mushrooms together (you can stick some salad veg in betwee - tomatoes/lettuce are good)

hollow out the middle of the crusty roll and push the mushrooms into the hole.

scoff.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:22 / 07.11.02
oops, have just noticed that my alcohol-sodden eyes made yr pasta and tofu recipes into one... but am going to try it anyway...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:54 / 07.11.02
Oh, and cheating slightly, as i haven't tried this yet, but had a sudden urge for Tempeh (health food round the corner sells the most delicious stuff), and this recipe should be shared, and is pretty 'CannaeBeArsed Cookbook':

Tempeh Chili from soyfoods.com

2 tablespoons oil
8 ounces tempeh
1 large onion, diced
2 1/2 cups tomato sauce
3 tablespoons chili powder (or to taste)
1 tablespoon tamari
1 tablespoon dry mustard
2 teaspoons garlic powder
1 teaspoon cumin

Cut the tempeh into small cubes. Sauté in oil for about 10 minutes, until lightly browned. Add remainder of ingredients and simmer for 20 minutes. Serve over rice.
 
 
grant
20:16 / 07.11.02
Here's another, similar to the instant rice one.

Rinse two cups rice, chuck in a pot with 3.5-4 cups water* and a teaspoon full or so of fennel seeds. Cook till done. Turn off heat, immediately add 1 cup or so frozen peas. Toss & allow frozen peas to thaw.
Douse with soy sauce and, if you can be bothered, rice vinegar. Is goood.

*the rice-cooking trick: get rice even on bottom of pot, cover with enough water that when you rest your index finger on the very top of the rice, the water comes up to the first joint of your finger. Put it on high, uncovered. When all the water boils away, the rice is done, done, done.
 
 
gravitybitch
05:02 / 08.11.02
It's soup weather in San Francisco...

chopped onion
chopped garlic
an ounce or so of good bacon (unless you're vegetarian)
olive oil
herbs...
couple of carrots
couple stalks of celery
lentils - 1/2 to 3/4 cup, picked over and rinsed
half cup of diced fresh tomatoes

saute bacon, add olive oil as necessary, then onion and celery and garlic and cook until soft - about 5 minutes. Add herbs (bay leaf, thyme, basil... whatever you feel like plus salt and pepper). Add carrots, potatoes if you like, etc, cook until softened. Add lentils and 2-4 cups of water (depending on how thick you want your soup and how many vegetables you've added). Simmer until everything is very tender. Add tomatoes just before serving, otherwise the skins will get tough. Add a glug of wine or a handful of precooked rice or pasta or pour the soup over left-over bread...

This was my dinner tonight... and I'm still warm and full and happy.
 
 
illmatic
13:47 / 08.11.02
Another quick adn tasty Tempeh Recipe

Sweet and Sour Tempeh

Chop Tempeh into sticks and shallow fry until golden. While waiting chuck Garlic, Shallot, fresh Chillis in food processor with small amount of water and blend into a paste.
Put Tempeh to one side when done, empty pan of excess oil and add garlic paste.
Add a teaspoon of two of Taramind paste (commonly available in Indian supermarkets) and fry for 5 min or so until paste looks a bit dry. Add brown sugar and salt to taste. When sugar has melted, add Tempeh. You should end up with something hot, sweet, sour and salty all at the same time. Serve with boiled rice - nice!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
17:12 / 08.11.02
The Other Best Salad In The Universe (expensive version):

mix the following in a bowl:

black olives , mushrooms (again, vary according to purse-strings), avocados, vine tomatoes, baby spinach, roasted pumpkin seeds, roughly chopped walnuts.

make a simple dressing: I like olive oil/balsamic vinegar/lemon juice/garlic/salt/pepper

add to salad base and mix well. Chill.

While salad is chilling, fry veggie-sausages and smoked tofu strips, slice diagonally and add to the salad while still smoking.

Eat.

Be Happy. Very Happy.
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
17:53 / 08.11.02
I know it's not food but it makes me happy:

Sangria

1 bottle red wine
1 bottle lemonade
Juice from 2 oranges
Juice from 1 lemon
1 tblsp sugar
a generous dash of brandy, rum or vodka (all three if your feeling game)
Chopped fruit: orange, apple, pear, bannana

Cover and leave in refrigorator over night.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
08:40 / 09.11.02
Oooh, I'm going to have to try a few of these!! And add some of my own!

I'm a bit of a cheese addict, myself. In fact, I couldn't really add to the cheese thread because I just couldn't decide which cheese is my favourite. So most of my recipes include quite a lot of that. Here's one I love making, and I'll prolly add some more, later.

CHERRY'S MOM'S *VEGGIE SANDWICHES* (They're not toooo difficult)

- Assortment of veggies to grill - I usually get some zuchinni (that's courgettes to you Brits out there) , some squash, some mushrooms and some onions.

-1 Nice loaf of some crusty italian bread - sliced. You can really use any bread, I guess, but make sure the bread is big enough for you to slop some stuff on it

-1 Jar of Pesto

-Some Gruyere cheese, some swiss cheese (I prefer Jarlsberg but it's up to you), and if you're a real connoseiur you can get some shredded parmesan (or even the parmesan in the can will do 'cuz it's just a sprinkler in this case).

-Preheat your oven to about 375 degrees Farenheit. While the oven's pre-heating, chop op all your veggies and throw them in a pan and grill them. Once they're done grilling, you can turn them off and leave them lying in wait.

Lay your slices of bread out onto a cookie sheet and coat all of them with pesto.

Now take your veggies and put a nice amount of veg on each slice of bread.

Finally, top each slice with one slice of swiss cheese crossed by a smaller slice of gruyere. If you want you can sprinkle some parmesan on top (that's what my mom does, and that's what I do, too).

Shove it all in the oven and wait until the cheesy corners are getting a bit brown and the middles are bubbling, et voila!!

Mmmmmm just writing this made me hungry...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:08 / 13.11.02
Oh. My. God.

I've just hit foodie heaven. Cooked an orgasmically good tempeh chilli for myself and a friend, accompanied by a lovely red wine. Then we (being the greedy hogs we are) followed this with a Marks and Spencer Luxury fully iced Christmas cake (all 1 1/3 kgs of it. And they weren't kidding, a one inch covering of bullet-proof icing all over the richest moisest, brandiest christmas cake you ever tasted) (£16, would you believe, tho' this one was pinched by a friend. tut.)

Wow. Drunk. Off cake and chilli.

Umm.

and the tempeh chilli recipe is improved massively by doing Zochers chilli and cheese thing to it - added chopped fresh red chillis, cottage cheese spread, and a splash of red wine before simmernig for 1/2 an hour or so. Then, just before the end, crumble a few chunks of (Green and Blacks) dark chocolate in, and serve.

Yum, yum yum. the best thing I've cooked in months.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
19:37 / 14.11.02
Okay, had to tell you people about this - am still basking in the glow of an amazing meal. from the Cranks cookbook -

Crispy mushroom layer

Wholemeal breadcrumbs 8oz
Mixed milled nuts 4oz
Butter or margarine 4oz
Large onion 1
Mushrooms 8oz
Tomatoes 8oz
Salt and pepper to taste
Marjoram 1tsp


Preheat oven to 190 degrees Celsius. Combine the breadcrumbs and nuts. Melt 3oz butter and fry the bread and nut mixture together until golden. Chop the onion, mushrooms and tomatoes, then melt the remaining butter and saute the onion till transparent. Add the remaining ingredients and simmer gently for 5 minutes. In a lightly greased ovenproof dish layer up the breadcrumbs and vegetables, starting and finish with a layer of the bread/nut mix.

Bake for 1/2 hour. (recipe says serves 4-6, but this fed two of us )

Scoff..

Smi-i-i-i-i-le.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
23:00 / 14.11.02
With the hint of Winter in the air today and all this fancy English food over the past wee while, I was in the mood for my national dish tonight and it was delicious, nutritious and highly comforting.

Mince and Tatties.
Fry onion and mushrooms. Fry 1lb good beef mince with. Throw in carrots, half pint of water, salt to taste, generous teaspoonful of Marmite (add soupçon or several of garlic and a tiny bit of chili or a vast amount of black pepper for the spice G&Z version). Leave to simmer for an hour.

Take sufficient potatoes and boil into submission in salty water.

Place potatoes on dinner plate. Drizzle with huge quantities of the savoury mince. With the flat side of a fork, bash the potatoes till they mush up and absorb the mince in a glorious nursery-food manner.

Gobble down with delight. We did.
 
 
Olulabelle
08:02 / 09.10.03
There are lots of foodie threads, but lately recipes have been appearing all over the place, in late shifts and the WI and everything. Seeing as a/ they sound too yummy to lose, b/I am bored and c/I am anally retentive and like to TIDY, I have resurrected this thread.

So:

Spid's Chilli Peanut Brittle

Best recipe ever for a sweet that's spicy!

You'll need a sugar thermometer or else you'll scorch it and you'll also need to watch it carefully, it can make a real mess of your hob this one!

Ingredients

Oil - for greasing
Unsalted peanuts (or cashews for a tasty alternative!) - 300g (11 oz)
Granulated sugar - 350g (12 oz)
Soft light brown sugar - 150g (5 oz)
Golden syrup - 150g (5 oz)
Crushed chillis - 2 tablespoons
Water - 125 ml (4 fl oz)
Butter - 50g (2 oz)
Bicarbonate of soda - quarter tspoon

METHOD

Spread out the nuts on an oiled baking sheet and warm them very gently in a 150 °C / 300 °F / Gas 2 oven. Meanwhile combine the sugars, golden syrup and water in a heavy-bottomed saucepan, and heat gently, stirring, until all the sugar has dissolved.

Add the butter, bring to the boil and boil gently until the syrup registers 155 °C (310 °F) on a sugar thermometer, the large crack stage. Stir in the bicarbonate of soda, the chillis and the warmed nuts.

Grease a 20 cm (8 inch) square baking tin. Pour the mixture into the prepared tin. When almost set, score the surface deeply with a knife, marking it into bars. When set, break as marked, and eat!


Mazarine's Potato and Leek Soup:

The potato leek recipe is really easy, in addition to its deliciousity:

1.5 lbs potatoes
4 cups chicken stock
salt & pepper to taste
garlic powder- a couple shakes
.5 cup heavy cream
4 medium leeks

a. Peel & cut taters into 1 inch cubes
b. Wash the leeks & cut the white & one inch of the pale green into 1/2 inch pieces.
c. Bring potatoes, leeks & stock to a boil
d. Reduce heat & simmer covered for about 20 minutes
e. Puree.
f. Add cream and seasonings, blend, re-warm & try not to eat the whole pot at once.

I usually just put in enough stock to barely cover the potatoes and leeks, and it comes out marvelously thick, then you add the cream. Half & half works just as well.


Fred's Ginger Scones

Special item: 3-inch round cutter

2 1/4 cups unbleached pastry flour or unbleached all-purpose flour
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon finely chopped lemon zest (about 1/2 lemon)
1 1/2 sticks (6 ounces) unsalted butter, cut into 1-inch cubes and frozen
4 1/2 ounces candied ginger, finely chopped into 1/4-inch pieces to equal 2/3 cup
3/4 cup heavy cream, chilled, plus extra for brushing the tops of the scones

Adjust the oven rack to the middle position and preheat the oven to 400°.

In the bowl of a food processor fitted with the steel blade or in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine the flour, sugar, and baking powder, and pulse or mix on low to incorporate. Add the lemon zest and butter, and pulse on and off, or mix on low, untl the mixture is pale yellow and the consistency of fine meal.

Transfer the mixture to a large bowl and stir in the ginger. Make a well in the center and pour in the cream. Using one hand, draw in the dry ingredients, mixing until just combined.

Wash and dry your hands and dust them with flour. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured work surface and gently knead a few times to gather it into a ball. Roll or pat the dough into a circle about 3/4 inch thick. Cut out the circles, cutting as closely together as possible and keeping the trimmings intact.

Gather the scraps, pat and press the pieces back together, and cut out the remaining dough. Place the scones 1 inch apart on a parchment-lined baking sheet.

Brush the tops with the remaining cream.

Bake for 12 to 16 minutes, until the surface cracks and they are slightly browned.

From Nancy Silverton's Pastries from the La Brea Bakery
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:01 / 09.10.03
Here's my recipe for relatively painless pumpkin soup. It's vegan, too, so knock yourselves out.

1. Take about half a kilo of butternut pumpkin and a large orange sweet potato. Cut into large bits.
2. Add to a baking tray with about 2cm of olive oil on the bottom. Add 4 cloves of garlic (or more) that're still in their skins to the tray. Season with salt and pepper and bake in a 180 degree (C) oven until just brown.
3. Squeeze garlic out of skins into blender. Add bits of potato, pumpkin and about half a litre (more, if you like it thinner) of vegetable stock to a blender.
4. Blend until smooth.

That's it.

Easy and ROCK.
 
 
higuita
14:05 / 09.10.03
Bless you all - I've copied the ones I wanted to try into a word doc, and soon I will paste them into my home-made william morris-covered cookery book of lovely things and will think of you when I try them.

My contribution for the cannaebearsed cookbook:

I want pizza but I'm drunk and broke
Ingredients
1 ready made naan bread - garlic & coriander ones work well
Enough tomato topping to cover the base - I normally chop up some tomatoes and put some garlic & onions, oregano and other suitable shite in but if you're really drunk try tomato puree sprayed all over the place
Grated cheese - any type. Anyone who says it has to be mozzarella is daft, if you ask me. Long as you like it melty, have it on a pizza.
Whatever you like on a pizza... I normally have onions - meat products that look appetising at 2am may magically sprout fungus in the morning.. if you see the morning.

Instructions
Get naan bread
Put sauce on top
Put cheese on top
Put toppings on top
Put in oven until done. Ta daaa!

Repeat as often as necessary before you pass out. I've only ever done two in one night.
Last time i did this, I put the cheese in a bowl and mixed in a beaten egg. before popping it on. Worth trying.
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:15 / 09.10.03
oooh applepicker, can you give them that brownie recipe? I have yet to make it myself, for I fear mine won't hold a candle to yours.

it's DIVINE
 
 
gingerbop
21:18 / 09.10.03
*AHEM*
What about that chocolate soup recipe, bitchiekittie? It sounds mighty good comfort-eating
 
 
mondo a-go-go
22:24 / 09.10.03
Someone got a good recipe for STUFFED PEPPERS?

I have some veggie rice already made, but I was wondering how long I need to cook everything for. I'm used to working off an old gas oven with no identiable temperature settings, and I don't know what temp. I need for a fan oven.

Ta!
 
 
mondo a-go-go
22:50 / 09.10.03
Ooh, ooh! BiP, I have a similar mushroom sammich that I luvluvluv. You need either large flat field mushrooms, or large portabella mushrooms.

Stick under grill until there is a little mushroom juice running out from the bottom (prolly best to put some foil on the grill first as that makes it easier to clean -- and be warned, mushroom juice HOT!)

Slap onto a slice of lightly toasted sourdough. Don't add any butter as the mushrooms should be moist enough on their own, but you can optionally add a thin layer of cheddar on top of the shroom, it'll melt onto it. On another slice of lighty toasted sourdough, add some mashed avocado. Slap together, slice in two and enjoy.
 
 
mondo a-go-go
01:20 / 22.10.03
bumpidy-bump.

I'm on a mad truffle making kick for this Halloween party I'm going to this weekend. In the past week I've made:

* mocha truffles (flavoured with real coffee and Kahlua)
hand-rolled, decorated with coffee beans

* vanilla truffles (flavoured with vanilla schnapps + real vanilla)
square-shaped, decorated with coloured sugar stars on all six sides

* peppermint truffles (flavoured with mint schnapps)
hand-rolled, decorated with green sugar stars

* lemon truffles (lemon flavouring + lemon rum)
hand-rolled, decorated with yellow sugar stars

* coconut truffles (dessicated coconut + coconut rum)
hand-rolled in dessicated coconut

I tried to make cherry ones today but screwed the mixture up and it's too sticky to shape without most of it coming off on the hands. We have mango rum in the liquor cabinet, but it's not got as strong a flavour as the lemon or coconut, which is why I went for cherry -- but I used actual cherry juice instead of anything alcoholic, which probably affected its consitency.

Anyway, despite screwing up that one, I want some more elaborate truffle recipes now. Hazelnut, maybe? Something creamier? (All of these were made with semi-sweet chocolate) I'm thinking of getting some white chocolate to try out. I really want to make raspberry truffles, though I'm not sure how. And violet truffles, but who knows where I could get crystalised violets in Milwaukee!

We have extra hot cinnamon schnapps and Apple Pucker, but I'm not sure how well they'll do with the chocolate.

I've been melting the chocolate and butter in the microwave, rather than a double boiler. It's easier and that way no water or steam can get in to ruin it. But I found this immense list of recipes, and some of them suggest melting the chocolate directly in the water as it boils, but I'm going to ignore them.

So, basically what I want to know is, does anyone have a raspberry truffle recipe? Or any suggestions? Or any easy recipes I can knock out before Saturday? Cookie recipes will do as well.
 
 
gotham island fae
02:16 / 22.10.03
My MAMA used to make this. Put ya back maybe a buck twenty-five. Back then in the day.

Mac-tuna-casserole. With Cheese.

One box mac and cheese. Style to taste.
One can tuna in water. Save the dolphins.
One can sweet, early peas.
One can cream of mushroom soup.
If you want extra low american, put some Velveeta or other processed cheese block cubes in to taste.

First the macaroni n cheese, in a big pot. Add the rest when that's done. Simmer, stirring.

Might sound good. Might sound awful. It makes me happy when it's made well. And that's when MAMA was broke.
 
  

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