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I was going to suggest a kegerator, too. You can sleep on a pile of clothes and heap your books in the corner, but there is no substitute for a kegerator.
Fridge, I'm assuming here that you'd like to impress the ladies when and if they come over. You will need the following:
Chandelier
Velvet wallpaper and/or drapes
Fireplace
One of those really looooooong dining room tables
For god's sake, no futon
Okay, I'm kidding about all that stuff but the futon. Seriously, you should blow most of your money on the best, most expensive bed you can find and get the rest at goodwill. Life ain't shit without a good bed -- trust me, I know. But before you do that, paint the walls to match your skin-tone. Are you an autumn, a spring or what? Pick up an issue of Marie-Claire or something. I'm not kidding here, most people paint their houses white & look all washed out & anemic in their own homes.
You should make sure that the switch that reveals your secret headquarters is not too obvious. Avoid the bookshelf & the mantel -- I thought I was clever hiding mine under a trophy on the mantel, but everyone who came over had watched Spiderman & his amazing friends, too. You should have heard the lame excuses I came up with. |
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