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Oh, Haus, how *complicated*. Right - I'll do me just to see if we've got the right end of the stick (and I'm too scared to do anyone else, frankly, don't wish to offend anyone by mistake...)
Book-larnin': Good in parts, like a curate's egg. I have read quite a lot of books on several subjects, but am too lop-sided to be an all-rounder (am very paltry in the scientific knowledge department), so... 65
Obscure Interests: I have some, but they are not very barbegenic (to use a hideous locution). Heraldry, mythological animals, school stories, baroque architecture, costume history. So... I reckon about 50.
Occult Knowledge: Only really interested in the academic study of hermeticism during the seventeenth century, and not especially interested in that, so 5.
Tastiness in a Rumble: Not at all in general, but I once flukily broke someone's tooth, so 25. I did once play a game with my sister called 'spit at you', does that count? (We were 4 and 7 at the time, and I recorded it faithfully in 'what I did at the weekend', complete with illustration).
Mahjickal Powers (with a "j". and a "k". And, inexplicably, an "h"): Oh, 0. That one was easy...
Self-importance: Yes, I do have some of that, but try to repress it. Not always sure how successfully... often catch myself sounding very pompous indeed and cringe internally: 40.
Self-awareness (you keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...): Lots of this - sometimes almost crippled by it. Frequently stops me posting (this is probably a Good Thing at times). However, still do not see oorsels as ithers see us, so 70.
Attractiveness: I don't bloody know. Guess 40. Maybe 50 on a good day.
Barbefuckedfactor (how fucked you get with other Barbeloids): Oh, very. Slightly less frequently that I used to, but that is due to distance rather than inclination. Why, only yesterday I was fucked with lots of Barbeloids. But, since I am no longer a full member of the London Clique, we'll say... 70 again. That still signifies 'dribbling wreck' really, doesn't it? Grrr.
Barbefightfactor (whether you argue like a twart, and how often): Rarely, actually... I am too scared that someone I like will shoot me down in flames, so I tend to sit tight and occasionally make a very safe point in a non-committal manner. Bit crap really. I can't remember the last decent scrap I had, in fact (arguing about Weber with Nick doesn't count because we were both so polite about it...). 15
Barbenerdfactor (how big a geek you are- whereas obscure interests are just obscure, this is just *shameful*): Not about the usual things (Buffy, comics, etc) but I am very very geeky about school stories, children's books, and so on, so I think that merits a 50.
Sooo... 11 categories, 450 points, and I have used... 430. You lot had better add the rest where you see fit... |
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