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What death robot are you?

  
 
uncle retrospective
07:36 / 16.10.02
So the Ninja/Pirate debate just went out the window.
Step up and Obey the Fist!


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:50 / 16.10.02
BENDER? Fucking BENDER?

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
 
 
that
08:54 / 16.10.02


You know, that means absolutely nothing to me.
 
 
uncle retrospective
08:59 / 16.10.02
Hey Stoatie! You wanna kill all humans?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
09:06 / 16.10.02
Whoa-ho-ho.

You are Gigantor!
Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
09:18 / 16.10.02
I'm not too sure that this result is a good thing...

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
 
 
The Natural Way
09:28 / 16.10.02
That was fucking funny.
 
 
Bear
09:34 / 16.10.02
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Hell Yes
 
 
doglikesparky
09:40 / 16.10.02
Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, I am Megatron!

I look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. I eat mirrors for breakfast. I am a badass death robot. I busted on Optimus Prime. I. Am. Megatron. I will go outside and burn some animals, because I'm worth it.

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Oh yeah!
 
 
Trijhaos
11:31 / 16.10.02
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Woo-hoo?
 
 
w1rebaby
12:32 / 16.10.02
Well, I was a death robot I'd never heard of.



I'm sensitive and I have miniguns. So there.
 
 
Bad Horse
13:08 / 16.10.02
I am huge, or so I am told.


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
 
 
gridley
13:38 / 16.10.02
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Gigantor kicks all kinds of ass. Don't believe me? Keep reading...

"Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music."
 
 
rizla mission
14:04 / 16.10.02
Ha ha ha, ha ha Ha Ha.




DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:45 / 16.10.02
Of course. One should never fuck with Megatron.
 
 
Baz Auckland
14:56 / 16.10.02
Woo! I'm Optimus Prime!

"Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war..."
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
15:08 / 16.10.02
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Miniguns. Mmmmmm.

"Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!


Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it."

Sweet. Who wants a piece?
 
 
reFLUX
18:31 / 16.10.02
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
 
 
tom-karika nukes it from orbit
19:09 / 16.10.02
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

That's me. yep.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
19:27 / 16.10.02
Oh, this is just fucking pathetic. Calibretto? Everyone knows I'm motherfucking VOLTRON, DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE!!! That's... that's just arbitrary. Did anyone who's not waiting with baited breath for the next Rob Liefeld book read BATTLE CHASERS? Cuz I sure as hell never did.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
20:57 / 16.10.02
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.

ROTHKOID SMASH!
 
 
Mr Tricks
22:10 / 16.10.02
Well I'm...

I'm Told"You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt. Even really huge people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of really huge robot dinosaurs. Huge. You are so huge it takes five power rangers to control you. And you can mash anything. Even mounds of foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge. Sorted.

I'd rather be...
Click here to find out what robot you really are
 
 
Stone Mirror
22:20 / 16.10.02
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
14:18 / 17.10.02
Well, this is a little better, I guess...
Click here to find out what robot you really are
Anyone got URL to link to a Voltron version of one of these? My spirit animal is a giant robot lion.
 
 
reFLUX
21:14 / 17.10.02
Click here to find out what robot you really are
i don't know who this is?
 
 
Mazarine
21:20 / 17.10.02
Well, in the first one I was an ABC robot, and in the second...
Click here to find out what robot you really are.

Yup. My love is real, but I am not. Woo.
 
 
that
22:10 / 17.10.02
Number 5. I don't fucking want to be Number 5. I fucking want to be R2D2. Jeez. I never get what I want.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
14:47 / 18.10.02
i don't know who this is?

Big, silent, menacing red robot from Disney's The Black Hole. Maximillian kills Anthony Perkins in a most unpretty way. Excellent foil to the two cute, R2D2-wannabe robots. There's an inference at the end that this is in fact what became of the female lead's father, as the rest of the crew of the Nostromo were also converted into robotic drones, though the other read is that the matter-altering properties of the eponymous hole merges the villian with his robotic henchman.
 
 
rizla mission
14:50 / 18.10.02
(Wow, Black Hole was such a great movie.. brings back memories..)
 
 
Liloudini
17:16 / 18.10.02
Click here to find out what robot you really are
AH!
 
  
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