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HELP! I need a stripper name!

 
  

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Panda.
19:34 / 11.10.02
For a cute girl who used to be called Bambi. I thought of "baby" but she doesn't like that.
 
 
Ganesh
19:38 / 11.10.02
Clitclink?
 
 
Jack Fear
19:39 / 11.10.02
Thumper?
 
 
gridley
19:56 / 11.10.02
Why would she possibly want to change her name from "Bambi"???
 
 
Ganesh
20:01 / 11.10.02
Her mother died?
 
 
bio k9
20:20 / 11.10.02
Thunder Lips.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:51 / 11.10.02
Nathaniel Wilberforce.
 
 
w1rebaby
21:07 / 11.10.02
Werthers' Original
 
 
Papess
21:10 / 11.10.02
Let's see, she used to be called "Bambi" and you want to call her "Baby" so, I am guessing she is not raven-haired or redheaded.

DOes she have dark blonde or sandy brown hair, maybe she is fairly nubile body with a-cup breasts - b-cup tops?

I think she should stick with what she is best at portraying, if she chose Bambi before, maybe Fawn would be a good choice now.

She want to change her image. SOmetimes strippers outgrow their names as they learn their trade and develop some depth to their work. In that case maybe using a fairly regular name would help to lay some foundations for growth. Try something seductive but something that could easily be her real name. This way when she converses with the customers she seems down to earth and at the same time mysterious. They tend to like this combination. Some suggestions:

Charlotte(One of my favourites I used for a few years.)
Ramona
Stacey (I do not know what it is about this name but it works, especially for blondes)
Tiffany
Misha


If she is a feature or at least gives a great performance onstage, she may get away with something a little or alot more outrageous such as:

Symphony
Labia (If she is really bold)
Sabre
Raven
Seduction

I personally cannot stand being asked fifteen hundred times a night what my real name is so I prefer the real-type names. She may too if she would like to avoid a headache.

MT
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
21:13 / 11.10.02
Mark!
 
 
Papess
21:25 / 11.10.02
Mark!

Heh, that would be the customer.
 
 
William Sack
10:24 / 12.10.02
What about "Cassandra" after the Trojan prophetess blessed with the ability to see into the future, but cursed never to be believed? Might add a dimension to those wearying converations with drunken punters: "I will NOT be coming back to your hotel room, asshole, and just what part of "I don't do *extras*" don't you understand?"
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
14:25 / 12.10.02
Pasty Joe.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:04 / 12.10.02
Bambi-related suggestions:

Bamberella
Wilmabeeste
Aunty Lope
Dik-Dik-Tease
Jane Doe
Kudu Trix
Impala Joey
Gnude - just getting very silly now...

But I think the best so far was Mark The Stripper, I'd pay to see that show, probably. In fact I did know a guy called Mark who was keen on stripping but he didn't charge.
 
 
Jack Fear
17:17 / 12.10.02
Nick the Stripper--he's a fucked little in-sect!
 
 
woodswalker
22:58 / 12.10.02
How about Melina? I'd definitaly find myself interested...sort of exotic, but believable.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:17 / 13.10.02
Boutros Boutros Ghali. That's a good name for ANYONE.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
10:10 / 13.10.02
I'm still enchanted by 'Gnude'. Does she have a sister? Because, continuing ZoCher's theme, that would be a 'Gnother Gnude'.

And 'Nick the Stripper'? Should I be flattered or horrified or confused?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:26 / 13.10.02
And oooooohhhhhh.... here we GO again!

(he's in his birthday suit, btw).
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
10:30 / 13.10.02
Nick, you really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho...
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:36 / 13.10.02
N'Kedan Dansin
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:37 / 13.10.02
Or one of my absolute favourites as a fake name is Sarah Ball-Pawsey.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
14:09 / 13.10.02
See, there's always a memo going round which everyone else gets and I don't. You guys know stuff, and I just flounder along pathetically until someone takes pity. So I'm off to explore this thing Maominstoat was talking about. Apparently there's a whole actual world out there with bunnies and chocolate and those weird little grommet things for shoelaces.

Whaddayaknow?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
15:29 / 13.10.02
'Nick the Stripper', song written by Nick Cave when he was in the Birthday Party (I think, at any rate).
 
 
Jack Fear
18:44 / 13.10.02
Gold star for Kit-Cat Club.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:46 / 13.10.02
Correct. From late 1980, roughly. Lyrics here.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
07:01 / 14.10.02
And here I thought that was 'Patricia the Stripper', which turns out to be Chris de Burgh.

Colour me uncool.
 
 
Bad Horse
09:03 / 14.10.02
To continue the earlier theme how about Marti Ahtisaari or Cyril Ramaphosa?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
09:22 / 14.10.02
Disenchanted Blue Cumberbund, walks on wearing only... well you get it and it does defeat the purpose a little bit and it's probably not tacky enough. See I was saving this for my superhero name (and powers) and I thought of it when I was allinsomniacal the other night.

Really - I'm not that original - I really couldn't ever think of an actual good stripper name.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
15:35 / 14.10.02
How about Melina? I'd definitaly find myself interested...sort of exotic, but believable.

I work with someone named Melina. Yes, she's hot, and Bulgarian, so that's sort of exotic. But when I think of "sexy exotic" I don't think of any Balkan nations, really.
 
 
nutella23
15:54 / 14.10.02
I heard once that a sure-fire method for determining a good porn-star name for one's self (or someone else) was to take the name of one of your pets and join it with the first word of the name of the street you grew up on.

Mine would be "Sheba Sierra".
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:35 / 14.10.02
LOL! Mine would be Baron Montee.

Stripper names:
Cherys
Kayla
Jacki
Roxanne
Genevieve
Kristelle
Chantrelle
Bobbie
 
 
Hellboy
16:36 / 14.10.02
Strippers name equation

pet's name + mother's last name = stripper name
 
 
Jack Fear
16:52 / 14.10.02
No no no no.

Pet's name + Mother's maiden name = your drag queen name.

Your middle name + Street name = porn star name.
 
 
William Sack
17:00 / 14.10.02
Your middle name + Street name = porn star name.

Never heard that one before, but I will happily work under the name Innes Mount Ephraim.
 
  

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