So, yr in Seattle?
Yr correct. I just met Bob.
You still coming to London?
Not as soon as I thought. Money can be difficult.
What were the last three things you paid money for?
-a disposable camera
-shrimp lo mein
-a bus ride from Boston to Seattle
Why do the kids need surfboards if they're going to the discothèque?
For the same reason that the kids need a copy of Sartre's Nausea when they're going to the coffee house to drink chai tea.
What's the funniest film ever made?
All I can give you is my youthful opinion, which would be- a tie between Being John Malkovich and Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Does Alec Empire's 'Addicted to you' sound like 'I wanna be your dog', or is that my imagination? And if it's not my imagination, is it *meant* to sound like 'I wanna be your dog'? (I should've probably asked this on the random questions thread, but I thought I'd ask you instead).
Who? What?
Is there a place for the MAD doctrine in the post-Cold War World?
Is there a place for the RAD doctrine in the post-Information War World?
Who first sang the Whiffenpoof Song, and who now owns the copyright of the 1954 a capella recording by the Yale Glee Club?
Some Russian dude who likes to play checkers.
How did Blue Beetle get into the JLA?
Inside connections.
Why do people call Golden Syrup 'treacle' when it plainly isn't?
They got sick of calling it "ferris wheel."
How many lives do Bluebears actually have?
Bluebears are an advanced species that have achieved immorality.
Does Cryonics have a chance of working in the foreseeable future?
It's sure cold in this world of determinism, Johnny.
Why do they insist on putting the stitching on Calving Klein boxer shorts right where it chaffs?
They were told to by their managers.
Rum: carribean white or dark?
I like weed.
Do you eat much?
For a chick.
Vancouver or Illinois?
Both.
jelly or jam?
Dolphin guts.
mohair or angora?
Is this an obscure cultural reference?
why?
We know how to bake "special" cakes.
3 Stooges or Marx Brothers?
Carl.
Mao or Lenin?
Maoppi!
Monkey or lizard?
Both and neither.
Black or White?
Something like zen.
Clint Eastwood or John Wayne?
Gorillaz.
Use of small change: sweets or arcade games?
Sweet arcade games.
Dichotomies - good or bad?
As natural as irony, with twice as much flavor.
Are all generalisations bad or just specific ones?
I'd be making a generalisation on generalizations by answering this.
Ninja or pirate?
Panties. |
