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Future Pop Forecast

 
 
nutella23
18:39 / 07.10.02
Let's hear the predictions for trends in pop culture.

My guesses are:

--Genetic engineering will yield a world of designer pets.
--Fascist fashionwear as ironic statement of antiwar sentiments.
--Art cars go mainstream as pre-altered vehicles get churned out on assembly lines.
--The kids in black take over the Grand 'Ol Oprey: Mope-Core Country/Southern Goth.
--Designer tracking devices for teens take advantage of brand loyalty.
 
 
Jack Fear
18:40 / 07.10.02
Two words: whaling songs.
 
 
William Sack
19:06 / 07.10.02
Human spam. And that's a serious forecast by the way.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
20:23 / 07.10.02
--The kids in black take over the Grand 'Ol Oprey: Mope-Core Country/Southern Goth.

Just to make sure you're not betting your spouse on this one: it will never, ever happen.

---Being "real" will lose it's appeal, and people will try to be the best fakes they can be. Aristocratic fashions come back.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:09 / 07.10.02
Whaling songs, absolutely. I look forward to Michael Stipe singting "Shiny Tasty Meaty Creatures".

Fleet is in the town,
Happy,
Meaty,
Throw the flesh around,
Meaty,
Creatures,
People in the park,
Whalemeat,
Tasty,
Put it in your tum,
Where the enzymes wooooooork
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:47 / 07.10.02
alt-opera. You ain't lived until you've heard a fingerpicked version of Der Freischütz.
 
 
Baz Auckland
00:05 / 08.10.02
90s retro! Plaid shirts come back!
then 60s again!
then 70s!
80s!

Then we'll hit the 00s retro? Or with the future economic collapse, we'll get some of that 30s retro going!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:44 / 08.10.02
Versions of old soul classics sung in cowboy accents and played on bongo, tabla, clarinet and banjo. Mark my words.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:58 / 08.10.02
Colour TV's gonna go out of fashion. Truly hip people are gonna watch black'n'white sets with crap aerials.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
10:22 / 08.10.02
nutella's predictions are the best.

And most likely.

We will see Otto Sump-alikes tho. I know its not very imaginative but it's so going to happen.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
11:29 / 08.10.02
Versions of old soul classics sung in cowboy accents and played on bongo, tabla, clarinet and banjo. Mark my words.

E. Randy Dupre, were you in my head yesterday?

Realplayer audio file--go to the 49 minute and 10 second mark
 
 
grant
16:07 / 08.10.02
Johnny O: --The kids in black take over the Grand 'Ol Oprey: Mope-Core Country/Southern Goth.

Just to make sure you're not betting your spouse on this one: it will never, ever happen.


Wanna bet?

No, I mean... really.

How much you want to put on it?
 
 
grant
16:08 / 08.10.02
Oh, and

- metallic hair weaves

- video tattoos
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:09 / 08.10.02
Grant: Oh, I don't deny that some of the Nashville kids would like Gothabilly or whatever. But I know a few guys that help run the Grand Ol' Opry, and more importantly their kids who plan on doing it after them, and they would not stand for it. They'd sooner tear it down.
 
 
nutella23
18:45 / 08.10.02
Almost forgot:

--the neo-Art Deco revival
--personalized multi-media advertising campaigns
--McPad Thai
--DIY medical care becomes a growth industry: the return of the old Chinese-style "barefoot doctor" as American entrepeneur.
--"Third Gender" activism becomes the new indentity politics
--states rights advocates of the "Liberal Republican"/Libertarian variety gain in popularity and take decriminalization one step further: total hemp legalization to increase tax revenues.
--autobahn-style lanes on US interstate highways
--colleges begin offering courses on "Fetish Lifestyle as Cultural Resistance".
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
19:38 / 08.10.02
"--the neo-Art Deco revival"

Hey! No fair. This has already happened.
 
 
nutella23
19:59 / 08.10.02
Really? It has? Cool. Now that its happened, its officially passe'. Therefore, I am free to speculate about neo-Art Deco revival nostalgia. (Eat THAT, Faith Popcorn!)
 
 
rizla mission
13:45 / 09.10.02
Soon, advertising and media types (always one step behind) will realise that today's young people have been indoctrinated into ironic enjoyment of silly things to such an extent that irony has completely disappeared from their thought processes, and the sillier/more pointless the thing in question, the more we will enjoy it, honestly, straightforwardly and without any examination of our motives..

..hence, all pretence at originality within mainstream culture will cease, repeats of 'Teen Witch' and 'Diagnosis Murder' will fill primetime TV schedules, those dodgy shops in Camden that sell twenty year old sweat soaked AC/DC shirts for £25 will become an international phenomenon, guys with peroxide mullets singing power ballads will top the charts and..


..OH MY GOD!! They're playing Venom on Total Rock Radio, I gotta go!
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
13:46 / 09.10.02
Forget the deco, whether it’s been revived or not. Hold out for the neo-art nouveau explosion – personalised ornamental environments courtesy of little robots who’ll help you sculpt the world in your image.

Plastic-pliable-softscapes with coded narratives embedded within:

Story-telling in 3D, anyone?
 
 
Ex
15:48 / 09.10.02
--"Third Gender" activism becomes the new indentity politics

1994: Hermaphrodites with Attitude:

http://www.isna.org/newsletter/winter94-95/winter94-95.html

(Postcognition is a sacred, and slightly damn creepy, gift.)
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
17:04 / 09.10.02
Cottage-industry boom in areas of mundane goods like clothes, ceramics, privately-grown tobacco and marijuana, family farm produce and other consumables, retrofitting Detroit cars with homebrew hydrogen engines, alternative media cable networks, and a "shadow Internet" completely removed from but overlaying the existing Internet. Big business will tolerate this for just under 3 years before they have the government squelch it under some statute or another. While big business is out to lunch one day, the small-timers move in and change paperwork so that they will have always been there, to the best of any evidence. By 2008 Donald Trump will be ragged, bearded and penniless in front of his own tower singing, "Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?"

Ratings for the Oscars continues to drop, until by 2009 the only Nielsens it will chart will the be attendees taping it for themselves at home.

The entire island of Jamaica at long last reveals that it is a sunken spaceship that was discovered shortly before they overthrew the British. This is made public when Jamaica blasts off on a direct course for Sirius.
 
  
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