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The Pirate Movie

 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:38 / 05.10.02
Does anyone remember The Pirate Movie? A filmed version of the Pirates of Penzance, rich in anachronism and movie jokes, camp and buffoonery? Because I used to own a copy and now I don't, and I want another one. And I want someone to tell me I'm not completely mad in remembering it as oddly appealing.

I fear this question will be for the older posters among you...
 
 
Loomis
15:43 / 05.10.02
I remember it, though a bit vaguely. I definitely saw it more than once as a kid, and remember liking it, but I'm not sure whether it was a case of "it's so bad it's good".

My advice is to hold on to the fond memories, as an adult viewing may shatter thy illusions (although now you've made me want to see it again).
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:29 / 05.10.02
Rothkoid seems your best bet- he seems to have an unhealthy amount of Gilbert & Sullivan knowledge, coupled with an entirely healthy pirate thing.
 
 
gridley
20:04 / 09.10.02
I was like 13 when Pirate Movie came out and I must have watched it on HBO something like twenty or thirty times that year. I had never even heard of Pirates of Penzance. I just loved it. Highly, highly sexualized as I remember it. Every other line had some sexual innuendo and almost every shot had some beautiful barely-clothed teenager in it.

Plus, hey, Kristy McNichol sings! Who knew?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:23 / 10.10.02
I loved that movie as a kid... it used to show up every few months on T.V....and now, I feel old.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
00:51 / 10.10.02
Oh my god yes. YES! It was one of the first things I watched (after Star Wars and The Muppet Movie) on our then high-tech top-loading VHS machine that was roughly the size of a hall table. And it was genius, at least inasmuch as I can remember back about 20 years. The hooting codpiece. The reinterpretation of "The Major-General's Song" that mentions M.A.S.H. and Star Wars. Garry McDonald's Clouseau-like chief of police! Fencing foils, not rapiers! The nonexistent production values. It was fabulous. I watched this far too much as a child.

And need I mention - again - TED HAMILTON! As The Pirate King! He rocked nuts. As did Prisoner's Maggie "The Freak" Kirkpatrick as Ruth. Makes complete sense. I SO wanted to be him when I was younger.

Younger. Pfft. He gets a galleon and a hooting codpiece! What else would you need?

FWIW, it pretty much borrowed from Pirates without aping it too much; obviously, the music was the most-borrowed bit. I think the story was that Atkins was some kind of worker at a place like Dreamworld where there was a pirate stunt show, or whatnot. McNichol was (if I recall correctly) a dorky girl with glasses who's hit on the head and the rest of the movie is her knocked-out fantasy. Except it's a musical, too. I seem to remember a really bad song about shagging that had lyrics like "Keep pumpin' - and blowin'!" in it. Set underwater, with that sort of feel that the Cure's filmclip for the remix of "Close To Me" had - bubbles on strings, that kind of thing. I think there's even fucked-up animation, too.

Loomis (you come out of hiding for this? is right - I feel like I really wanna see it - but know I could be horribly disappointed. It's a chance I'm willing to take.

Right, if I can find it at the video shop, you're getting transcriptions. I mean it.

Victory! We fight to win... Victory! Is ours again... we are the scourge of the land and seas - beastly pirates are we!

(Interesting tangent: the proper prod. of the G&S play came out at the same time - with Linda Rondstadt in lead and Kevin Kline as The Pirate King. Otto the pirate? Rock!)

Links: this page has lyrics and stuff on it. It's pretty hefty, includes a script, such as it is, and is basically worth a visit. It's also where I found out that it's coming out on DVD next year, reputedly.

Awwww yeah.

Any more?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:46 / 11.10.02
You're a God. And you're kidding - it comes out next year? Ohmigod.

And I never knew we shared a G&S fixation.
 
  
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