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Ever wish you had some ninjas to send after an enemy? Well...

 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:01 / 04.10.02
...knock yerself out, buddy.

Go here:

http://www.bluesforbuddha.com/ninjas/index.cfm#

Send ninjas after your friends! Lots o' laughs.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:05 / 04.10.02
...and if that doesn't work, try here:

www.bluesforbuddha.com/ninjas/
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
18:07 / 04.10.02
I think the ninja shown on that page is Ice Cube. Lookit his eyes.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:16 / 04.10.02
Nice clips. Mind you, I liked them better when I saw them in Shogun: Total War, whence they've been untimely ripped.
 
 
gridley
21:22 / 04.10.02
I find it interesting that they've sent out 237,625 ninjas on missions, and only 134,397 of them have been successful.

It's kind of pathetic really. You spend all that money and...

That's why pirates take their revenge personally.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:30 / 04.10.02
No, the reason that pirates take their revenge personally is that they can't afford Ninjas.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
23:32 / 04.10.02
*sigh* Why oh why does my brain want the source code to that site in order to send Pirates out to loot email addresses?
It's an affliction I tells ye. A sick, cold, disease of the mind...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:39 / 05.10.02
Just what I was thinking, Tez...
 
 
cusm
21:24 / 08.10.02
"This is not spam. This is a real Ninja attack."

For some reason, I find that incredibly funny.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
15:11 / 09.10.02
Is anyone else having trouble checking out how successful the ninja was after you recieve the warning that a ninja is stalking you? I've recieved at least nine ninjas, and I don't know if any of them were successful. I'd like to know if I've been killed or not...
 
 
The Apple-Picker
15:29 / 09.10.02
There should be a button in your Ninja Attack! message where you can click to watch a video play. Under the video it says whether the assassination attempt was a success or a failure.

I don't kill my enemies; I've been sending ninja assassins only to those that I love.
 
 
cusm
16:40 / 09.10.02
I got a bunch that were without message, like the script was malfunctioning. Then when it started to work, the messages were in black text with a black background. Sneaky Ninja.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
17:26 / 09.10.02
There should be a button in your Ninja Attack! message where you can click to watch a video play. Under the video it says whether the assassination attempt was a success or a failure.

Yeah, but it doesn't work. I get a nice little "your request cannot be processed" message. Lousy ninjas. I don't even know if they got me or not, and there's been a whole baseball team of them sent after me.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:40 / 10.10.02
If it was pirates you'd fucking well know about it.
 
 
gornorft
00:10 / 11.10.02
Oops, sorry. I guess you've all seen that by now (having just done a search and seen it posted elsewhere) but it was being quoted (at length) on a Breakfast radio show here this morning so I thought it was a new thing. Next time I'll check before I post, honest.
 
  
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