Someone please DO SOMETHING with this snippet which won't leave me alone!! I had to get it out somewhere so you wonderful people at Barbelith got stuck with it.
Sheesh like the world needs an Xmen/LOTR cross-over!
Note to self: Get more sleep and start reading something worthy and intellectual and not just slash!
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"Aragorn: I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and if my life or death I can protect you, I-
Wolverine: I can take care of myself, thanks, bub.
Aragorn: You mean you're not Frodo either?
Wolverine: Uh, bub...I think you're in the wrong book again.
Aragorn: Dammit!! This is the second time!! Why do all you short people have to look alike?? When will I find my way back to Middle Earth to save Frodo?
Wolverine: S'alright, man. Happens to the best of us. Say, who's that blond guy?
*Legolas runs by, shrieking like a girl, followed by all the X-Women, Northstar, and Professor Xavier, who wheels after him, a madcap smile on his face. Every last one of them is screaming for him to sign their bras. Even the men.*
Aragorn: *sighs* This always happens. I swear I can't take him anywhere without hordes of teenage girls mobbing him.
Wolverine: I know how you feel. We got one of those, too. Say, I wonder where Warren got off to...
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Middle Earth, Mordor, Sauron's Castle:
Cyclops: *staring nervously up at Sauron* You're...not Magneto...are you...? *gulps loudly*
Sauron: You're not Aragorn. Who the hell are you? Say, who's that blond guy?
*Archangel flies by, shrieking like a girl, followed by all the female characters, Gimli, and Gandalf, whose beard is trailing behind him and has thrown his staff to the side so he can run faster. They all want him to sign their corsets. Even the men.*
Cyclops: *sighs* Sorry. This always happens with him. Girls mob him, women kidnap him...you get the picture.
Sauron: I know how you feel. Ever since my movie came out, all the fangirls are drooling over that silly elf boy, and not me, the true star of Lord of the Rings. It's why I sent him and that disgustingly sexy Aragorn off Middle Earth. All I have left is to get rid of Frodo...
Cyclops: Say, do wives have a habit of dying and then coming back, or children from the future showing up to save you over here?
Sauron: *blinking* Not that I'm aware of, why?
Cyclops: Can I stay here, then?" |
