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Lose your virginity here.

  
 
Sax
15:21 / 24.09.02
New arrivals seem to be pouring daily into the great counter-cultural Sangatte that is Barbelith. Now, some of you nubile young fresh-flesh might be understandably awed by the great intellects rampaging freely around the site, and it may seem a little daunting to get involved in such high falutin' discussions that characterise our daily life on the coal-face of the revolution.

Well, lurk no more. Please use this space to say something, anything, interesting.

And try to keep your cute cats and exhortations for us to FUCK SHIT UP to yourself until you know us better.

Okay. Off you go.
 
 
Ambicath
15:52 / 24.09.02
Something, anything, interesting.

I have no cute cats.

Exhortatively yours
Cath
 
 
gridley
16:18 / 24.09.02
except, of course, for the one right in the middle of your name...
 
 
Ambicath
16:37 / 24.09.02
Ah yes of course, if the cats in question were just cats in general.

However, Ambicutecath might be a bit OTT don'tcha think. *purr*
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:45 / 24.09.02
Come on people, it's been an hour since this was posted, we want new blood to fill the board in an endless red cascade, not in a dribble drabble no-noise kind of way. See, one reply's just not enough.
 
 
Ambicath
16:59 / 24.09.02
Keeping your exhortations to yourself, I see?

Maybe the other threads avoid the dribble drabble no-noise because they actually start off with a topic...

Anyway, both the dribble and the occasional drabble apply to the "something" and "anything". Ask, and you shall receive.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
17:08 / 24.09.02
Goddamn it!!! I got so excited...I mean, finally, I was about to....and then, you confound me with this damned NEWBIE THREAD!

When will it end, when will it ever end?
 
 
Linus Dunce
17:49 / 24.09.02
t.o.d.d. -- Just do what I do and get them talking about relationships and sex and stuff, then when they inevitably ask about your last whatever, just admit, with a twinkle in your eye as if you're lying, you're a virgin. Sometimes they find it funny, and there's your next foot on the ladder. Technically, I'm no such thing, but it's been so long, dammit ... also I have to admit this has never actually worked much beyond a snog. Still, beggars can't be choosers.

Hey, has anyone else here not been able to locate MIT sites recently?
 
 
gridley
18:53 / 24.09.02
Ah yes of course, if the cats in question were just cats in general. However, Ambicutecath might be a bit OTT don'tcha think. *purr*

Ah, but since the prefix "ambi-" means both, the name "ambicat" would refer to both kinds of cats: cute and non-cute. I was merely reading between the lines.

anyway, welcome, and purr right back at yah....
 
 
Ambicath
19:40 / 24.09.02
Thanks gridley

Yes, as mentioned in a previous thread my username is indeed ambi-lots of things, -guous in particular. I guess you've just encountered one of my more -valent moments.

Now, before I completely corrupt the ambience of this thread I'll go contribute some no-noise elsewhere. mwahah.
 
 
doglikesparky
20:00 / 24.09.02
Can dogs come on into this one or is Cats only?

Do I count as a newbie? I guess so, I've been here about a month so that's quite new.

This is post number 42 for me. A milestone amongst posts. Arthur and Ford would be excited probably.

woofbark.
 
 
Linus Dunce
20:16 / 24.09.02
Oh, God, they got me to do it and now they don't want to know. I feel so used.
 
 
gravitybitch
01:22 / 25.09.02
Would it make you feel less used to know that somebody was watching and appreciated the performance?






...just wondering.....
 
 
The Tower Always Falls
02:35 / 25.09.02
*hammers that fucking duck into greasy pate*

There.

Hurm. Interesting bits? Kay. Two cats by the name of Puck and Bowie. Obvious references aside, they are indeed cute. Writing a novel, yet somehow not writing anything- and how uninteresting and common is that? My dad looks like Billy Idol and has more piercings than I do. I grew up in a household which is comparable to Hopeless Savages meets Royal Tenebaums minus the dysfunction. I have a recurring sigil that's been going through my head since I was twelve before i knew what sigils were and I'm still not entirely sure what happens when I launch it. Two friends just moved to San Diego. One to be closer to his editors and another to sell out to Sam Goody. I'm writing this on an imac surrounded by red walls covered in gold caligraphy that I culled from the I-Ching and trendy poster stores.

Now does this all fall under Pretentious or interesting?
 
 
Smoothly
07:33 / 25.09.02
'Hello, what do you do?'
'I'm writing a novel.'
'Really? Neither am I.'
 
 
Linus Dunce
18:23 / 25.09.02
Would it make you feel less used to know that somebody was watching and appreciated the performance?

Why yes, it does. After all, the opposite of love, as someone else, somewhere else, said first, is indifference. Thank you!
 
 
Stone Mirror
21:22 / 25.09.02
I'm not really a newbie, but if Ambicath, iszabelle or janina want to take my virginity, have at it.
 
  
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