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Things That Should Not Be

 
 
Matthew Fluxington
22:51 / 21.09.02
I saw an advertisement for Burger King tacos, which have apparently been available in some smaller US markets, but now are a chain-wide menu item. I think that Burger King is easily the most repulsive of all fast food restaurants, and this just puts it over the top. This is just horrible:



It's only more disgusting when you read Burger King employee iBrowse's account of how these things are made in this message board thread, third post from the top.

Still, the guy who made that diagram enjoys them!

This is a Thing That Should Not Be. What else Should Not Be? Show us.
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
22:58 / 21.09.02
Well, I can’t show you, but I think that both moustaches and mullets should not be! Together they deserve execution!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:04 / 21.09.02
Personally, pan, I think muzzies and mullets are ONLY excusable when together (well yeah, it's only for reasons of comedy, but still...)
 
 
Mazarine
01:08 / 22.09.02
McDonalds Hot Dogs. A similar thing of evil.
 
 
bio k9
05:53 / 22.09.02
Greatest Hits albums that contain previously unreleased tracks.

American remakes of foreign films.

Any kind of condiment "with a kick".
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:35 / 22.09.02
Bio K9 - "American remakes of foreign films". Can I just add the phrase "with Nicholas Cage in them" to that?

Wings of Desire. A beautiful movie dealing with, among other things, Germany's legacy from WWII. Turns into "City of Angels". Balls.

And the FUCKING WICKER MAN!!!
 
 
that
11:08 / 22.09.02
Greatest Hits albums that contain previously unreleased tracks.


Too fucking right. Also, completely unnecessary Greatest Hits albums that just rehash the offenders' singles albums apart from the aforementioned previously unreleased tracks, and are thus a completely bald attempt to make pots more cash.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:14 / 22.09.02
McDonalds having a promotion with the fucking Wombles (the actual Wombles of Wimbledon Common, rather than the cool anarchists- now that would be even MORE wrong)- I thought those guys were supposed to be environmentally friendly, picking up litter, all that stuff! AND they marched at the Queen's birthday last year (or the late Queen Mum's- these dried-up old harridans all look the same to me).

Fucking royalist sellout fucking Womble fuckers.
 
 
illmatic
11:58 / 22.09.02
This: http://www.schnews.org.uk/archive/news370.htm
Page to the bottom. The fucking McAfrica Burger!!!!
What the fuck are the thinking of??!!
 
 
The Strobe
12:03 / 22.09.02
And the FUCKING WICKER MAN!!!

Maominstoat: I believe it's going to be called Like, The Wicker Dude.

(Nothing would surprise me now).
 
 
Ambicath
12:44 / 22.09.02
American remakes... 'Head above water' and 'Insomnia', two originally Norwegian films, Oscar-nominated for best foreign film, then with the new American sleek superficial Hollywood-versions suddenly drop flat into the B-list section. In spite of famous A-list actors.

What is it with Americans and foreign movies with subtitles? They seem to think it's aligned with being tortured to death.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:19 / 22.09.02
About greatest hits album that contain new songs - I agree so, so much. Especially when it comes to U2's newest hits record, The Best Of U2 1990-2000. There is NO LOGIC in this collection, at all. There's two newly recorded 2002 songs, making the title inaccurate. They leave out two MASSIVE recent 2000 hits "Walk On" and "Elevation", which they are apparently saving for the third hits volume. Then, they go and rewrite their own history by re-recording three songs from Pop (one of which was never actually a single, "Gone", but I'm glad it's on their cos it is one of the best songs from that period), and one from Zooropa. They leave out songs that were actually hits ("Lemon"), and put on an amazing Zooropa album track "The First Time", but inexplicably tack on an actual huge hit "The Fly" as an unlisted bonus track. It's so bizarre, and needlessly complicated.

I thought the last time they put out a greatest hits record, they did a great job of having the 'new single' make sense - "The Sweetest Thing" was a popular b-side from the Joshua Tree era, so there was nothing anachronistic about having that song on the collection, it made perfect sense. U2 have a lot of b-sides and leftover tracks from the 90s - I just don't understand why they didn't pull the same trick twice. Or, just consider the addition of non-LP songs like "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" a bonus in and of itself. Or, just let the hits sell themselves.
 
 
Ambicath
14:22 / 22.09.02
This is a digression, but speaking of U2... play "One" together with Craig David's "Walking Away". Yeah, I know, it's OLD news but anyway... still cool. And, well, U2 doing the famous crossover thing at the Brit Awards last year (made me go all "yeah, I know!!!") just makes it even more cool.

New thread? Song twins? hmmm.
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:46 / 22.09.02
I dont think white chocolate should be allowed to be called "chocolate", as it simply isnt

respect for george w bush has to be one of the single most undeserved things ever in the entire history of forever

little animated singing toys that feature a single, really bad song. like the macarena

these creepy little porcelaine dolls that only crazy old ladies and my kid like, all lace and ribbons and big spooky glass eyes

teddy bear hamsters

door-to-door religious folks

cheap toilet paper
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:14 / 22.09.02
Decaffeinated coffee.
Low alcohol lager.
What the fuck? Next thing you know, they'll be making speed without the amphetamines.

Bastards.

Boy, I'm cross today, aren't I?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
17:53 / 22.09.02
Um, shouldn't toilet paper be relatively inexpensive? I think that cheap toilet paper = more reasonable than paying $6 or something like that for a roll. Toilet paper should be one of those great equalizing things, I'd think...
 
 
Ambicath
19:09 / 22.09.02
You took the words out of my mouth you did.

Toilet paper isn't the thing I'd like to spend more money on than absolutely necessary. It should be cheap.

However, I agree with bitchiekittie when it comes to that kinda cheap paper that is crispy and makes you go 'ouch'. I'd spend an extra buck to avoid it.
 
 
bitchiekittie
20:53 / 22.09.02
where would one find a $6 roll of toilet paper? and why? who in their right mind would think that I would advocate such things? are you on some kind of new designer medication?

cheap = adjective

3. poor quality: inexpensive and of poor quality

4. worth little: worth little, or accorded little value


in this instance, cheap would be single ply and of poor quality. quite obviously, I thought
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
22:37 / 22.09.02
"What is it with Americans and foreign movies with subtitles? They seem to think it's aligned with being tortured to death. " -Ambicath

Ah ah ah now... Although some of my countrymen are easily-led, illiterate, xenophobic twats, that doesn't mean that all Americans go scrabbling under their beds at the thought of foriegn-language films. Remakes seem to be the logical next step from dubbing (which, to me, is almost as bad). Why confuse people more than necessary w/unfamiliar faces spouting words that are out of sync w/their lips? Get ol' Nic Cage in there, dumb the dialogue down a bit, and what was once simply a curiosity on these shores becomes...a blockbuster!

"I dont think white chocolate should be allowed to be called "chocolate", as it simply isnt" -bitchiekittie

Yes. Thank you. Although I doubt that "butterfat" would sound quite as appetizing to those who find white chocolate palatable in the first place. Which I don't.

Things that should not be. Let's see... Besides the obvious (those things what are personified by th' Four Horsemen, f'r example)? Allow me to briefly go into "Judgemental Mode":

Automobiles (at least while I'm riding my bike or walking).
Joan Rivers.
Pork rinds.
James Taylor.
Fraternities/sororities.
Commercials before movies at the theater.
Commercials before movies on DVD that you can't skip past (especially DVD's that you own).
Cell phones, except for emergencies.
"Dubya".
Vomit.
Unprovoked disrespect/meanness.
Enrique Iglesias.
Judgemental people.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
00:40 / 23.09.02
Maominstoat: I believe it's going to be called Like, The Wicker Dude.

Bollocks to that. I think it's gonna be called Dude, Where's My Sacrifice?
 
 
The Apple-Picker
13:39 / 23.09.02
Fraternities/sororities.

Ahhhh. Spoken like a true IU student.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
13:47 / 23.09.02
"Chocolate comes in many forms: unsweetened, semi-sweet, bittersweet, milk chocolate and white chocolate (which technically isn't chocolate at all, but does have similarities so we'll include it here as well)."

I think white chocolate should be called chocolate. Because I don't want to call it anything else. And that's just the way it's going to be.

Things that should not be: pictures, still or video, of food taken by people without the aid of a food stylist (evidence is example "things that should not be" photo at top of page and all commercials for local privately owned restaurants).
 
 
Ethan Hawke
13:58 / 23.09.02
Do you have any information about becoming a food stylist? Because that's the kind of career move I'd like to make right now.

I think the hardest meal to make look appetizing is breakfast, especialy those IHOP Style grand-slam things with about gillion side of unhealthy breakfast meat like sausage and bacon.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
14:09 / 23.09.02
Look here and here. That should be helpful.
 
 
fluid_state
03:58 / 24.09.02
state-sponsored terrorism as the bottom line of foreign policy.
bike lanes packed with cars, and bicyclists who challenge SUV's (invariably driven by stressed primates caught in the throes of Jack's Unrealized Murder Fantasy).
Ouchy the Clown.
life on Earth, according to some.

to add to Deric's list:

commercials before movies that advertise the theater you are sitting in. sometimes twice.
 
  
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