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Everyday Life in the Brave New World

 
 
Stone Mirror
18:50 / 20.09.02
(Sol 27° Virgo, Luna 18° Pisces)

Too bad I didn't think of this a year ago.

Karyn, a twenty-something blonde lady from Brooklyn (wherefrom all the best people come) got herself into a not-unusual scrape for those of us living here in the future: she got way over her head on credit, buying shoes, haircuts, clothes, etc. and woke up one morning to discover herself $20,000 in debt.

So, in the time-honoroed American way, she set up a web site to ask people if they could see their way clear to send her a couple of bucks to help get her problems resolved. She offers nothing in return except gratitude and (possibly) good karma. There is scarcely a picture of her on the site, and the only one I've found shows her cat's face but not her own.

She's collected over ten grand so far. She's considering "passing the site along" to another person in similar straits once her own debt is paid off, if someone should send in a persuasive enough sob story.

This will almost certainly not work more than a few times. But you have to give her points for initiative.

No, I have not sent her any money. But the meme is already spreading...
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
19:01 / 20.09.02
lady from Brooklyn (wherefrom all the best people come)

I would punch you in the mouth if I could.
 
 
cusm
19:55 / 20.09.02
Alas, cybersquatters have already sat on paymymortgage.com...
 
 
Stone Mirror
20:14 / 20.09.02
I would punch you in the mouth if I could.

What? I'm from Brooklyn. Carroll Gardens, Court Street and President.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
22:02 / 20.09.02
Oh! My face is sooooooooooo red, I thought you were being sarcastic.

My apologies.
 
 
MJ-12
03:27 / 21.09.02
I kind of prefer the counter-site

http://www.dontsavekaryn.com


You see, there's this other website run by this chick who has no concept of 'fiscal responsibility', and wants you to pay for her bills! And people actually give her money! Lots of it! This has inspired us to create our own website...Don't Save Karyn dot com! We too are Internet panhandlers, but unlike Karyn and the guy who comes up to you on the street about how his car broke down and he has no money for gas, we make no pretenses...if you give us money, in the true spirit of Karyn, we are going to waste it all on stupid stuff!
 
 
Trijhaos
16:55 / 21.09.02
Check out Save Linda .

She's just as pathetic as Karyn

"Oh pity me! My mommy destroyed my credit! boo-hoo! boo-hoo! Send me money! I live in a shithole! Boo-hoo!"
 
 
w1rebaby
17:35 / 21.09.02
Hmm. Why is it that people are sending her money, do you think? Do they actually feel sorry for her and think her position is unfair? That seems unlikely. Is she fit? Do they admire her chutzpah in saying "I've spent my money on shoes, give me some"?

Personally, if she can get money out of anyone, I have no problem with that. I have no sympathy for her whatsoever, but she's not cheating anyone. She's memeing herself and providing distractions for net pundits (and print, she was in the Guardian today I think).

Put it this way - for $20,000 you would get considerably less work and considerably less entertainment out of any major media star you can name. I'd rather this woman had it than it went towards Mariah Carey's next period of nervous exhaustion.
 
 
Mazarine
20:50 / 21.09.02
"I'm really shy, and really innocent, so I'm asking for your help!"

Maybe I'm just being cynical, but she's not so shy that they hasn't set up a website asking the net going public for money.
 
 
Ambicath
21:17 / 21.09.02
Yeah, she asks... and YOU decide. It's not like she's sleeping on your doorstep. You wouldn't even have known about her if you hadn't gone to check out her site.

Then again - people complain about stupid tv shows. Change channels or turn the tv off? Ah no, then they wouldn't have anything to complain about. That would be boring.
 
 
Ambicath
21:30 / 21.09.02
Anyway, I see where they got the inspiration for the Rachel character in the early episodes of 'Friends'...
 
 
jUne, a sunshiny month
08:19 / 23.09.02
soon, the amazing link "save june-june", where you'll be able to send money, or comics, or vinyl, ot whatever. i mean, i got some debt, too. seriously. want my postal adress ?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
11:50 / 23.09.02
Fuck. If it's that easy, let's set up the "Get Rothkoid Back To The UK, You Internet Moneybagging Bastards" fund.
 
 
illmatic
12:16 / 23.09.02
It's a pity Karen doesn't have to prove she has mended her ways - let's see some photos of her digging a dam in the 3rd World or curing people of leprosy. "Let's double the stakes - £40,000 and it all goes to the rain forests!", I don't think so somehow. And what did she do with all that shit she brought? Has she still got it all? Crowding up her apartment like one of the people on "Life Laundry".

I don't wanna give her anything, apart from a slap.
I think she'll go and give it all back to Prada and Gucci, anyway. Irresponsible arse.
Mind you the celebrity and attention she's getting might be an ineresting experience, might make her do something more interesting with the rest of her life than succor through shopping.

I don't think it's the wave of the future. Cyber begging will soon wear thin. Most of the real beggars can't afford computers and websites anyway, and despite what the Tory pres might say, have other factors in their poverty than self-indulgence. They can have my spare change anytime - she can FUCK OFF.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:05 / 23.09.02
Karyn is part of a class of recent New Yorkers which, if I spoke my mind about, I'd probably offend a few 'lithers. Let's say I'm a native New Yorker who can't afford to live in the neighborhood I grew up in because of a lot of culture-whoring carpetbaggers from the south & midwest have spilt their blood in the water and driven landlords into a feeding frenzy. I think people like Karyn should have to wear embarrassing yellow meshback baseball caps whenever they go out on the weekends, so attractive members of the other sex will scorn them; maitre'd's & hostesses will know to serve them last; cab drivers will know to overcharge them; cops & firemen & ems will know to leave them to their miserable fates.

This is kind of off topic, though, isn't it? My issue is, Karyn is not from Brooklyn, she's in Brooklyn. Credit trouble, sweetie? Fuck off and go home.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:41 / 23.09.02
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illmatic
07:18 / 24.09.02
hey, if yr. a demon, you've gotta be well turned out! I will sell my soul to you and Satan before giving money to Karen.
And Qalyn, incomers driving up the rents? Can't afford a decent standard of living in yr. home city? hmm, sounds like somewhere else I know.....
 
  
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