That's fantastic. I like how Miss January looks like she's just thought "hang about, what the fuck am I doing sitting on a coffin?" as the shutter clicks.
"Bikinis. Babes. Boxes. They go together like Cofane Funebri and Customer Care. So, if your husband or father has shuffled off this mortal coil, why not show him you care by laying him down in silk still dented by the imprint of hot young ladybum?
Cofane Funebri. We know where men like to put their bones."
What the fuck? Casual models advertising coffins? Since when? This is a blatant attempt by the forces of Casualism to horn in on what is self-evidently Goth territory.
Goths have consistently been sidelined by the mainstream media. When was the last time you flipped open a magazine or turnedon the telly to see a Goth slugging back an ice-cold Bud, or doing something amusing in a supermarket for the benefit of their Goth spouse and two-point four Gothlings? Now they want to take away coffin advertising from us.
I'm taking this up with the union. Let my people go!
Sadly, the only time Goths are evoked in ads is as wayward young girls who Mum can shake her head at with a wistful smile: 'Only a phase'...
I'm with you, Mordant! Even though I'm a Casual myself (Cocktail Casual, to be specific)...
Casual coffins? I like. I wanna be buried in a nice red and blue Ellesse number with a bloody big gold zip (to match my belcher chain). or maybe one with loads little Kappa people sitting back to back all the way round. Stylish till the end.
pfffff... and this very morning while wakin up, i was blabbling with my girlfriend about how i'm thinking that humanity isn't totally full of crap... i didn't really think what i said, but this crap reminds me that there's nothing to do !
