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I want a CIGARETTE

 
  

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Tryphena Absent
23:58 / 16.09.02
On Saturday I had no cigarettes.
On Sunday I had one cigarette.
On Monday I had two cigarettes.
Iwantmorecigarettes.

I didn't plan to stop smoking I just did it for a game and now I think maybe I should give up. It's not even a physical addiction thing (although I thought it was) I just love smoking. I'm cursed.
 
 
Red Cross Iodized Salt
01:55 / 17.09.02
Don't have a cigarette.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:11 / 17.09.02
Yes, dont smoke.
 
 
pivo
02:18 / 17.09.02
stop smoking during the week first - it's easier than giving up all at once as you don't have to face the hideous prospect of no more fags ever in your life (which makes you need a cigarette more then ever)
 
 
De Selby
03:13 / 17.09.02
now I want one too. But you're right... you should give up. That whole cancer thing can be a real drag. Not to mention how difficult it is to look cool in a hospital bed.

a suggestion that worked for me, is buy the cheapest shittiest most disgusting cigarettes you can find and try smoking those. Seeing as you aren't physically addicted, it should work...
 
 
ceridwen
03:30 / 17.09.02
funny, i didn't plan on being a smoker. i quit smoking in '94 for six months. it was much easier then. it only gets harder. if you can quit you might as well.

but they are nice, aren't they? just to relax with a drink and a smoke and just feel leisurely. like taking a nap in the middle of the day. i'd much rather feel lazy and indolent wathching the smoke spiral, than be head achy and cracked out. but then again i don't like having to hack up a lung every time i laugh hard.

can you tell i'm trying to talk myself into quitting?
 
 
the Fool
03:59 / 17.09.02
I don't want a cigarette, I want a bong...

I gave up recently for about 6 weeks. Then I went partying, gobbled some pills had a few joints, thought Ooh this is nice. Then had a smoke the next weekend and now its bloody well back to a daily event.

Waiting for the hours to tick by till my next pipe. Thinking, I really don't want to smoke everyday but...

Cycles of into and outof...
 
 
kagemaru
08:38 / 17.09.02
Keep in mind it's not you smoking that stuff, it's the stuff that's smoking you.
Slowly turning you into ashes.
 
 
Smoothly
10:12 / 17.09.02
This is all the purest bollocks. Smoking offers protection from Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and most other diseases which affect the aged. Smokers are cleverer than non-smokers, they're more artistic. They contribute an enormous amount of money to good causes, they're imaginative in bed and are respectful of minorities.
And as any fule kno, it is oxygen that is turning us to ashes.
 
 
Bad Horse
10:21 / 17.09.02
Sorted Smoothly can I use you as an authorative reference should I have to support any of those claims?

I only came in to offer Janina a fag, Club alright for ya?
 
 
Smoothly
10:43 / 17.09.02
Feature - while my mind boggles and brow furrows at how one might go about disputing any one of what I presumed to be perfectly reasonable and universally acknowledged truths, I'll be on hand with a collection of glossy magazine articles and a number of emotive anecdotes should proof be required. Not that that anyone would be so vulgar.

I would however bet cash money that Janina is/was a Marlboro Light smoker - for that is the only way I can think of that someone might consider quitting.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:23 / 17.09.02
Marlboro red's about 50% of the time... lights and silk cut when I feel guilty.

My grandmother died of alzheimer's after smoking for most of her life.
 
 
Bad Horse
14:29 / 17.09.02
What I need to know now is who of the scottish contingent is willing to help me smuggle Kensitas Club from Scotland to manchester.

I know there is no tax incentive but I just can't buy the buggers here!
 
 
Someone Else
15:49 / 17.09.02
"My grandmother died of alzheimer's after smoking for most of her life. "

Recent studies have hinted that smoking might help to prevent Parkinsons and Alzheimers. Hell, those Native Americans might just have been on to something...
 
 
Jack Fear
15:56 / 17.09.02
Much advice on quitting smoking (if that's what you decide you want to do) in this thread.
 
 
Smoothly
17:11 / 17.09.02
Someone Else, I hear the same studies hint that drinking heavily, stuffing your face with cheese-burgers and popping handfuls of percadan also afford some protection against those particular diseases? I think maybe Elvis was also onto something.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:29 / 17.09.02
Well once again I haven't had a cigarette (yet) today. I've had the same pack since Sunday and that can only be a good thing. I haven't been pissed this week so far though and it's freshers week starting Monday. I'll need the cigarettes then, I'll be wasted, surrounded by liddle first years.
 
 
w1rebaby
17:39 / 17.09.02
Enough quaaludes, and you live forever.
 
 
telyn
17:53 / 17.09.02
Well done. Will power and all that. I don't care if you smoke (I know you love it) but I'll be pissed off if you top yourself prematurely because of it.

In fact, I'll be really, really angry.

so damn it, just don't die.

you'll enjoy the freshers anyway.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:55 / 17.09.02
Thanks hon
 
 
Ambicath
17:55 / 17.09.02
Not onto something... ON something.

I want to stop smoking too. Most of all because of the money saved. But also cuz I smoke Menthols and they're said to crystallize the lungs or whatever the medical terms are. Supposedly more harmful than regular cigs anyway. And my morning coughs and laughing coughs and squeaky noises when running up the stairs aren't exactly making my day either. Other than those minor aspects, though... Aaargh. Yes. I'll quit. Soon. Tomorrow. Or better yet, next Monday. Mondays are great days for starting things. I'm actually very good at quitting smoking - I've done it LOTS of times. Usually Mondays after a heavily festive weekend.

Shucks. That means I can't ever have a beer again. Ever. It's just not the same without a nice, dry cig. This is just asking too much of a poor sucker.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
18:01 / 17.09.02
Look, I know people say, go cold turkey but that's ridiculous. Ease off the nicotine slow and subtle. Control the addiction, don't let it control you. It's your body... remember and be STRONG
 
 
Ambicath
18:10 / 17.09.02
The physical addiction is one thing... but once the nicotine is out of the system, what's there to help you with the mental addiction? The habit, the habit, and then there's the good-old habit, not to mention the comfort and companionship?

The physical part doesn't bother me at all. That's easy. The phantom pain of something missing, on the other hand, is the biggie.

It is a struggle. If not, wouldn't we all have quit by now...
 
 
William Sack
19:54 / 17.09.02
Sorry to go slightly off-topic, but I have heard from more than one source that Allen Carr, the professional non-smoker, is smoking again. Has anyone else heard this?

And to answer the question. Sorry I can't help. Nothing has worked for me, butI hope you fare better.
 
 
doglikesparky
20:09 / 17.09.02
Giving up is easy. Get some of them nicotine patches.

One over each eye and you can't find your fags.

Bad-a-bing! (sorry)
 
 
Red Cross Iodized Salt
23:04 / 17.09.02
Well once again I haven't had a cigarette (yet) today

Well done you. I tried to quit last year and failed miserably. Been trying to work myself up to giving it another try since. The worst of it is, I used to really, really love smoking, but only seem to notice/enjoy one or two out of every pack that I get through now.

If only they weren't bad for you...
 
 
Smoothly
12:27 / 18.09.02
Smoking isn't that bad for you Basic. It really isn't. Since Feature asked for evidence, here's some: Take lung cancer for instance. The 1986 Doll & Bradford Hill report (a benchmark report for the anti-smoking lobby) concluded that smokers are 24 times more likely to die of lung cancer than non-smokers. Lung cancer deaths for non-smokers were 7 per million and for smokers 166 per million. This 24-fold statistic is often quoted and was the kind of thing that scared me when I was young and stupid. But it's a kind of bollocks isn't it. Maybe I'm a 'glass is half full' kinda chap, but isn't that the same as saying that 999,993 per million non-smokers do not die of lung cancer, as opposed to only 999,834 per million of smokers? Alternatively, 99.99% of smokers as opposed to 99.98% of smokers?
I don't mean to sound insensitive to people who people have found themselves on the grim end of that percentage, but 24 times fuck all is still fuck all; and just because someone wins the lottery each week doesn't persuade me to buy a ticket.
 
 
jUne, a sunshiny month
12:43 / 18.09.02
i don't smoke and i push my girlfriend to stop it, too.
for her, of course, but also for me as we live in the same place.
when it's sunny, windows are wide open but sometimes... grrrrr.

well, i wonder something : i'm djing around 5 hours a week in a local bar (let's call it "smokeparadise"), some place where i spin each tuesday. 5 hours or so of people spitting their smoke in my face... maybe it's bad, uh ? i mean, REALLY bad ?
 
 
Ambicath
16:37 / 18.09.02
I might take my chances on being one of the lucky 0,02% too, if only that meant I could also happily ignore the coughing, the wheezing, the itching, the throat infections, the bad skin, the smelly clothes, the wasted money, etc etc....

Yadayadayada&whatelseisnew.
I need some will power.
 
 
nutella23
16:52 / 18.09.02
I don't think you can "force" yourself to quit smoking, when you're ready to quit though, you will. I smoked from ages 16-31. Tried to quit numerous times, but I always inevitably wound up CRAVING tobacco at odd hours, after meals, first thing in the morning with my coffee, at parties, etc. Then one day, I was able to stop. I can't really give an explanation, except that maybe on a subconscious level, I was ready to. Of course, I had a short fuse for a while, and headaches, and ate like a horse while withdrawing, but after about a month or so the cravings stopped. Two years later, and still smoke-free.

The real problem though at first was being around others who smoked. Most of my friends smoke, and of course being around them at bars, parties, and so forth was rather trying for a while. But somehow it all became easy to resist after a couple of months. Smoke doesn't even bother me now. Also cut way down on my pot use, and found that with cleaner lungs I had way more stamina for things like hiking, running, swimming, etc. Its nice not to get winded or hack up a lung oyster when I wake up in the morning. Its a fair trade.
 
 
Red Cross Iodized Salt
00:11 / 19.09.02
Smoking isn't that bad for you...

I'm aware that smoking is not as bad as it is often made out to be, but I'm going to have to go with Ambicath on this one. Its more about reduced lung capacity and stamina, ashtray clothes and wasted money then 'Truth' ads. Oh, and I think my cat is allergic.
 
 
The Natural Way
08:53 / 19.09.02
I smoke on and off and I fucking hate it, but my addiction's so nasty and subtle....damn....the beer goes down and out come the fags.

Something really disturbing: my twin brother, who's been fag free for the last 7 years, has recently decided to take up smoking again when pissed. I cannot tell you how much this upsets me.
 
 
NotBlue
18:57 / 20.09.02
Did you like smoking the first time you tried???

Probably not, yet you had the willpower to force yourself do it again, regardless.

You therefore have the willpower to stop, so stop fucking around and rationalising your addiction and make the choice stop if that is what you really want to do.

This is meant as friendly advice.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:20 / 20.09.02
Don't think you're quite getting what I'm saying. I *think* I should stop, I don't *want* to.
 
 
doglikesparky
11:11 / 21.09.02
Don't think you're quite getting what I'm saying. I *think* I should stop, I don't *want* to.

In which case you probably will fail. Of all the people I know who have ever tried to quit smoking, only those who "wanted" to were successful. All those who "thought" they should quit, failed miserably.

I'm in the latter camp meself...
 
  

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