|  |  | | Any Ninja worth the name can talk like a Pirate for hours, days, months, years, even decades, before reaching his or her target and TOTALLY FLIPPING OUT. 
 Your grog-steward?  Your plank-maker?  Your Boatswain?  Could be any one of them...or none.  That's the thing about Ninjas.
 
 You. Just. Never. Know.
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