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From elsewhere on the site.
Presidential Firsts:
President John Tyler was the first President to have his photograph taken.
President Theodore Roosevelt was the first President to ride in an automobile.
So-called President Franklin Roosevelt was the first President to embezzle hard-earned taxpayer dollars during the creation of a welfare state.
President Dwight D. Eisenhower was the first President to be married to a woman named "Mamie."
"President" Lyndon Johnson frequently conducted business in the Oval Office with his genitals hanging out of his pants.
Ronald Reagan was the first President to be contacted directly by Our Lord Jesus Christ while in the White House.
Jimmy Carter was the first mentally retarded President.
Bill Clinton was the first imposter to institute a "barefoot and tank top only" policy inside the White House. He was also the first to stain the Presidential Seal with beer and to spout Godless, adulterous seed in every corner of the Presidential powder room.
George W. Bush was the first President to selflessly carry crippled South American nuns on his back from the West Wing all the way to the South Lawn. |
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