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Warning to Mordant: Don't go to Scotland!

Our Lady of The Two Towers

17:00 / 12.09.02

EPILEPTIC TOLD: PAY £3500 TO WOMAN WHO SAW YOU HAVE A SEIZURE

But slightly more seriously, this is a crazy decision.

Bill Posters

17:10 / 12.09.02

Jesus fuck. Someone, anyone, tell me it's a wind-up...

Mourne Kransky

17:13 / 12.09.02

I thought said chap with epilepsy summed it up well: "She can get stuffed."

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:01 / 12.09.02

Oh, for fuck's sake. Yeah, she can get stuffed all right. Maybe I could sue her arse off for the distress occasioned to me by reading about her pathetic whining, and then I could sue the judge because his being egregious pillockhood has raised my blood pressure.

I have to ask tho'-- what the fuck was that epo doing behind the wheel of the car in the first place? Since my diagnosis I don't even ride a pushbike. Perhaps his seizures have affected the "grow up and act like a responsible adult" area of his brain.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:10 / 12.09.02

And now Lurid is claiming that seeing my seizures has turned him from a good Catholic boy into the "depraved hedonistic pervert" (his words, not mine) that he is today.

He's worked out that I owe him at least £350,000 in compensation.

Warewullf

19:46 / 12.09.02

I'm afraid I'll have to insist that this woman be beaten to death with her own legs.

gridley

19:49 / 12.09.02

wow, Mordant, I have such an image of you in my head, right now...

but don't worry.... it won't cost you a thing....

Less searchable M0rd4nt

00:39 / 13.09.02

Your use of that image is subject to certain legal restrictions that I've just made up. And I charge by the hour.

netbanshee

01:23 / 13.09.02

Now you've got a system of exchange...mind the taxes though.

gingerbop

21:03 / 29.04.03

Fuck sake.. im ashamed to be scottish.
Mordant- i dont charge. Thats *just how nice i am. xx

gingerbop

21:14 / 29.04.03

Oh, and you're very welcome in scotland. Just stay away from wierd perthies. Not all of them: just the wierd 'uns.

Baz Auckland

22:33 / 29.04.03

gingerbop: are you reading the conversation for the last year? It's fun seeing old threads...

...I've been tempted to bump up the 'The Queen Mum is Dead' thread just for fun... although most probably wouldn't see the humour of it...

Cherry Bomb

10:24 / 30.04.03

Hey mordant, I thought that if you hadn't had a seizure in 2 years you could reapply for your license. However you'll probably have to ask people who are more In The Know on these things than me.

That said, that woman's a jerk, obviously.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:45 / 30.04.03

It's 3 years, and you have to get a doctor's letter and stuff. The seizure-having bloke seems to have been driving against medical advice.

gingerbop

20:28 / 30.04.03

Indeed i did- showed up on a search for something else which i cant remember what. Thought it seemed a bit odd. Til I read it. Then i knew it was very odd.

sleazenation

20:48 / 30.04.03

Actually its one year now - I know cos i reapplied and was given back my licence a year after my last siezure - they do make you renew it every three years though -course i think i've had fewer siezures than you mordant (and the law could be different in spain)

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