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Dropping names (and crapping on them?)

 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:08 / 09.09.02
This thread reminded me of something that happened to me many years ago, but the story is so wildly off topic that I thought I'd start my own thread.

About 10 years ago, my friend, we'll call him "Midge", had just plea-bargained his way out of a credit card fraud charge connected somehow with the big hacker crackdown in NYC -- I never got all the details, but "Midge" was only a fringe guy. He called me and asked me over to his house to meet Will Wheaton, who he had met through his nefarious hacker friends but had never really hung out with. So we knocked around St. Marks Place with Wheaton, who

A) was a mouth breather;
B) had small, mushy, "Lubriderm" hands. You know what I'm talking about;
C) was inordinately proud of having uncovered cheats for some PC golf game and;
D) kept trying to get "Midge" to help him distribute the cheats to his ("Midge"'s) "hacker friends". You know, the ones "Midge" had just either ratted out or gotten ratted on by. So they would think he (Will) was cool.

We started treating Will like Napolean in Bill & Ted's Excellect Adventure and he just wouldn't take the hint. He was a total asshole and that's my story.
 
 
w1rebaby
19:42 / 09.09.02
I was in a London GURPS group a while back and we met Lloyd Blankenship, who wrote GURPS Cyberpunk and made out that he was well into the whole hacker thing. We played him at Illuminati, and I think he lost. I thought he was okay but another guy there said he was an irritating American cunt.

He was definitely fat and had a beard, that much is undeniable.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:56 / 09.09.02
I met John Noakes at a book fair when I was 7. He was the most miserable git on the face of God's green earth. You saw all these mums dragging their kids over to the table where he sat signing (remarkably few) copies his gawdawful kid's book; the mums were all going "Oooh! Look, it's John Noakes! From Blue Peter! Let's go and meet John Noakes!" And the kids were crying and trying to hide behind their mum's legs.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:57 / 09.09.02
Didn't the GURPS offices get raided by the FBI while they were writing that book?
 
 
w1rebaby
20:02 / 09.09.02
Yeah, they got their computers confiscated I think, but AFAIK that was more a case of the FBI not knowing what the fuck was going on than anything else. Ooh, you've looked at 2600. You must be a dangerous cyber criminal.

Now I look back on the stuff he's written, from a position of slightly more knowledge, I find it hard to believe he was much in advance of anyone vaguely knowledgeable back then... (even if I was only a teenager and had to plug in the Prestel adaptor)
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
14:26 / 10.09.02
Erm, I'ev met Magnus Magnusson and the bloke who used to do the local news on Meridian...
 
 
Baz Auckland
18:52 / 11.09.02
I sold $209 worth of books to Dustin Hoffman last week, but didnt say anything since I didnt recognize him really. Met Bruce Campbell the next day at a book signing, but again, didnt really have anything to say to him...
I don't think there's many famous people I actually have anything to say to, other than people I would like to say 'thanks' to for their music/books, etc.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
20:14 / 11.09.02
I'd like to punch Charles Dickens in the mouth. Just 'cause he's responsible for me having ever seen the words "Artful Dodger".
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:27 / 11.09.02
I called Robbie Williams a cunt to his face once. And he took it remarkably well...
 
  
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