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Who really remembers who walks away with the big awards anyway? It's all about the fashion. How was everyone dressed?
I saw t.o.d.d., and he was wearing an elegant tux designed by some impressive designer, which he had modified by cutting out a window for his ass.
Ganesh was wearing He-Man boots, a big pelt (loin-cloth style), one of those white chef jackets, but with the arms torn off, and one of those really old looking, spherical deep-sea diving helmets with the portal on the front. He was carrying a large club, too.
Flux wore an outfit to draw attention to the large mural-like tattoo on his back, which was pretty crass. This is it (he had to describe it to me, since I was too appalled to look at it long enough): Rob Reiner, naked, with an angry look on his face, holding his own penis, which has been inked to an incredible size. He has a conversation bubble that reads "How's this for a meathead?!" Flux had to explain the joke to me. To draw attention to it, he wore one of those wrestling uniforms that serious wrestlers wear, so his back was completely visible. He also wore flippers, so that it wasn't thought strange that he was walking backwards.
Plums went very simple, in a dufflebag with holes cut out for her neck, arms, and legs, and a Carol Channing wig.
Rizla wore a peasant blouse--open in the front so that he was bare-chested. He also wore a pair of frayed daisy dukes, a high powedered wig, and many many gold chains around his neck, like Mr. T would do.
ZoCher also dressed fairly simply in a grass skirt and a ham-and-cheese sandwich necklace. His footwear for the evening was a pair of brand new white Keds.
Billy Corgan wore an Arby's employee's uniform and a wig that made it look like he'd grown dreadlocks.
Suds had her body papier-mached in pages from NME, Teen Magazine, and YM. Since she was unable to move anything but her head in this outfit, she was carted around all night on some wheeled device, just like Hannibal Lecter in that movie.
I thought that they were all spectacularly dressed. |
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