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ONLY NICE THINGS

19:20 / 06.09.02

Johnny O:

Sorry, I'm in a real pissy mood.

And what better for a pissy mood than a bit of trash talking and a smackdown, unhindered by arguments about books,

So....

Would you all....pleeeeeeeeease....SHUT THE HELL UP!

I, the Haus of Jericho, was the first undisputed WWE champion. I was the first to wear both those belts around my waist. It's about the gold, babies. And if you out-of-shape, ugly, stupid, white-trash LOSERS in the audience son't appreciate that, that just shows how little you understand about professional wrassling!

I'm sorry....did I make you choke on your POTATO CHIPS? Maybe spill your SLURPEES? Well, let me give your tiny brains something to chew on. Tonight, on WWE RAW....IS.....JERICHO, I'm throwing down the gauntlet. All you TURNIPHEADS who've been talking trash in the locker room - I'm calling you out! I'll take you on, and I WILL MAKE YOU TAP OUT!

Eloi Tsabaoth

19:24 / 06.09.02

Phew. I thought you were claiming to be Robert Anton Wilson.
Oh, and I'm not in on a Friday night. I'm at The Bauble, dictating this to my albino PA who is currently wedged between Nick Hornby and dear dear Owen Wilson.

Persephone

19:36 / 06.09.02

Well you can have Bob Balaban, Biz, though I love him too; but I *will* fight you for Owen Wilson.

I will.

Grr. Raa.

netbanshee

19:50 / 06.09.02

um...Haus...where's your gold medals?

Mazarine

20:22 / 06.09.02

I never spill a slurpee, wench. Never.

reFLUX

20:58 / 06.09.02

are you dreamin', motha da fuka?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i seen yo ass on the concrete aind ail see it aigen, motha da fuka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ail rap so many chiars arund yur nek thach'll frob fer a week or so, motha da fuka!!!!!!!!!!! take a mind and friez it, motha da fuka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moriarty

21:52 / 06.09.02

El Luchador Inolvidable!
El Idolo de...Los Idolos!

Arriba...EL CHUPACABRA!

ONLY NICE THINGS

21:56 / 06.09.02

Waiiiiiiit a second...how can anyone talk trash to a man called the goatsucker. That kinda writes itself....

aus

00:11 / 07.09.02

At last the real Haus is OUT!

Rev. Jesse

00:40 / 07.09.02

Good grief, I thought you were Robert Anton Wilson for a second.

"...now the former Playboy editor is appoarching the dazed Maureen Dowd and OH! It's a POSTMODERN PILEDRIVER! Dear Lord, someone call the medics! OHMIGOD, now he's executing a Simon Moon on Dowd. OH THE HUMANITY! There's the count and Dowd is out! we'll be right back with more Writer Wrestling here on the Meshback Sports and Intelligensia Author Spotting channel where we prove Rober Anton Wilson means WAR!"

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

05:21 / 07.09.02

So, Haus...you think that you are the SHOW STOPPER? The MAIN EVENT! The BIG DADDY COOL of Barbelith? You forgot about the High Flyin', Geo Metro Driving, kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' NATURE BOY Solitaire Rose!

Because when it comes time to walk that aisle you have to get in the ring with the man who can go All....Night....Long! To be the man, you have to beat the man, and Brother...you just won't be able to beat the man! Whether you like it or you don't like, learn to love it, because it's the best thing going!

WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

(what the hell did I just say? I have no idea in the world....)

netbanshee

06:35 / 07.09.02

Finally...the banshee, has come back to barbelith.

You can spout about your crippler cross face and your blah, blah, fishcakes. But no one...No One can bring it like the banshee can bring it.

Can you smell what the banshee's cookin'?

(admittedly not a Rock fan...)

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