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The ad that's making me bleed is a UK TV one for *whispers* tampons. Gah. Plot as follows (ranted on my blog about this, hence the comments...):
Het couple sit at table in cafe, trying to find keys or tickets or something. Boy empties girl's handbag out, and mistakes her *eek* tampon (there, I've said it) for a sugar sachet. She looks at him, panic-stricken for a moment, before reminding him that he's putting on weight and should probably skip the sugar. He puts it down, she looks relieved.
THANK GOD she didn't have to tell him, her sexual partner, that he was holding a, y'know, women's thing.
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Strikes me it'd be really funny to combine this with another one in the series, where the hapless (brain-dead?) boyf nearly eats the tampon, mistaking it for a sweet. (what's with the early '20s guy who doesn't know what a tampon looks like and keeps nearly eating it)
Ie - that he again, comically mistakes the tampon for a sweet, puts it in his mouth, and chokes to death.
Cut to girlfriend leaving cafe, on phone to girlfriend, saying something like 'yep, you were right... that's got him off my back. cheers' |
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