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The Next US President

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the Fool

21:52 / 04.09.02

Elmo... or Bert and Ernie...

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

02:32 / 05.09.02

There is only one man who can lead us in the upcoming time of trouble caused by the current President...the clone of Bill Hicks.

And for VP? Huey Lewis. The man needs a job pretty badly.

pointless and uncalled for

19:04 / 05.09.02

I used my spesh undercover spy skills to sneak into the operations room of the illuminati while they were sleeping. There was a piece of paper with a list of candidates. Sadly the top was smudged with a chocolate chip from a muffin and the name is a little ambiguous.

I can however report that the next US President will either be Gary Cole!!! of Gary Coleman.

Canada can expect a dramatic population increase in about two years.

solid~liquid onwards

19:50 / 05.09.02

i'd be US president...

how many nukes have they got over there again?

Quimper

22:46 / 12.09.07

I have found our next president. Ladies and gentlemen, Lee Mercer

Please read all 70 of his Reasons for Candidacy. He WILL be the next president of Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.

Saint Keggers

23:05 / 12.09.07

"Sadly the top was smudged with a chocolate chip from a muffin and the name is a little ambiguous."

Yeah, that was me. Might as well say so now. By the time the election rolls around I'll have that pesky constitution thrown out. (no worries, it'll mostly be replaced by things from Policy And Help. Mostly) I will be the first Canadian ruler of The United States of America or as I like to refer to it The Addendum Provinces of Canada. Texas is going to Mexico. Just because I can.

Krug

01:22 / 13.09.07

Ayn Rand and Edward Said is the funniest...

Richard Dawkins and bell hooks.

Richard Dawkins because he's the inverted image of George Bush and it would be fun to see him to taken on religious institutions.

bell hooks? you have to ask?

imaginary mice

07:04 / 13.09.07

Definitely Wayne Coyne.

Pingle!Pop

08:09 / 13.09.07

Dear god, definitely not Wayne Coyne:

I had a dream in which Devendra Banhart (the weird singer/songwriter) is pleading with a suicide bomber (who is about to go blow up something or somebody) to change his mind. And once he changes the deranged zealot's point of view, he (Devendra) immediately sympathizes with the frustration (mostly aimed at George W. Bush) that could make someone long for such exaggerated revenge... (Keep in mind that this is just a funny dream - these suicide bombers are clearly brainwashed religious fanaticals that are insane with their own agenda... they are beyond any pleads of reason and are not worthy of any sympathy.)

Regrettable Juvenilia

08:24 / 13.09.07

You think you're so radical, radical, radical, Pingling.

Pingle!Pop

08:32 / 13.09.07

Alas! What I didn't realise was that I am, in fact, fanatical. Good job Wayne made me think again.

el d.

09:37 / 13.09.07

Weird Al Yankovic .

He´s the best, he´d probably install the janitor as vice president.

Quantum

09:54 / 13.09.07

Condoleeza Rice.

imaginary mice

10:47 / 13.09.07

Dear god, definitely not Wayne Coyne

But at least there'd be animal costumes, confetti and balloons. Just a thought.

electric monk

12:23 / 13.09.07

Jello Biafra! JELLO BIAFRA!

grant

14:45 / 13.09.07

Back on Lee Mercer for a moment, while I appreciate his potential as the second (?) Negro U.S. President (as per reason #25) and certainly empathize with "Jeb Bush being all in my house with disease" (as per reason #56) (Floridians, you know what I mean), I'm a little taken aback by his admission in his bio that:
On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas.

We have enough trouble with the current administration - how can we be sure this hotwire wouldn't be activated in some way after the inauguration?

I find his candidacy an encouraging sign, overall. I mean everyone can see the gangsters in charge now.

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