Well, you've got your crass, make-your-band-dirty names like:
Daddy's Little Fuckhole
Part-Time Strippers
Cornholy Rollers
Or find any platitude or overworked phrase or saying and capitalize them:
Sordid Details
Left at the Altar
Never Mind
Scott-Free
Or self-help book titles
I'm Dancing As Fast As I Can
I Never Told Anyone
I'm OK, You're Okay
Or any character from Andy Griffith but Andy Griffith, with The in front and pluralized:
The Aunt B's
The Barney Fifes
The Opey Taylors
or just the names,
Ernest T. Bass
Floyd the Barber
Then go get a black and white photo of yourselves scattered around a big boulder. You are a band. |