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Let's pay some women to dance all over us in March!

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Prodigal Son

13:42 / 10.02.02

Lap-dancing. That's what I'm talking about. Let's seperate the men from the boys.

London. March. Lap-dancing. What are u waiting 4?

13:46 / 10.02.02

lordy, lordy boy

14:16 / 10.02.02

Though there are some feminists who claim that lap-dancing is totally acceptable, nay laudable, and I believe this discussion has been had on da board b4, count me right out. Even I am not so sad, nor so rich, that I wish to stuff what little hard-earned money I have into the sweaty thong of an individual who prolly earns more in a night than I do in a month. And anyway Knodge if that's your idea of wild sex you are lacking in both imagination and/or courage.

Prodigal Son

14:38 / 10.02.02

You've never been danced on then?

You should change your name to Mr Open-minded. /sarcasm/

Why the hell do wankers like you have to get involved just to spew bile? At least I inject my posts with a little humour (emphasis on little).

14:45 / 10.02.02

or: why don't you just admit you've never seen a pair of tits before?

14:55 / 10.02.02

Let's seperate the men from the boys.

Because the men will be doing something worthwile somewhere else, perhaps?

Prodigal Son

17:17 / 10.02.02

You're right sfd - Until today I'd never seen a pair of tits in my life.

And then you and Not Me Again showed up!!!

[ 10-02-2002: Message edited by: Snoop Knodgey Knodge ]

10:49 / 11.02.02

He just don't learn, do he..

15:11 / 11.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Snoop Knodgey Knodge:
What are u waiting 4?

An idea that isn't dull?

I'm not trying to be politically anything, I just don't think with my dick.

Jack The Bodiless

16:11 / 11.02.02

Jesus, boy, you don't know when to shut the fuck up, do you?

Utter arsehole. You've had your last chance from me. I recommend everyone ignoring everything he says from now on... see the many, many 'troll' threads in the Conversation right now.

But right now I am in a Bad Mood. Andrew, you are currently top of my Headbutt List. I would seriously recommend you find another message board to be a tosser on. You clearly do not belong here.

Prodigal Son

16:30 / 11.02.02

But all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!!!

Out of interest, why, having started a thread about a proposed meet in march at a lap-dancing club, and sticking up for myself later on, has this provoked such a responnse from you Jack?

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

16:39 / 11.02.02

There has been only one time I went into a strip club and it was horrily depressing...drugged up girls doing painfully unsexy dances while topless women spent time sitting with fat businessmen extracting money from them for shit drinks.

After I was there for about 15 minutes one of the "workers" leaned over to me and said, "God, there's nothing but disgusting pigs here tonight," and went back to smiling and running her hand along the shoulders of the guy at her table when he came back.

The "glamor" of it all that is pushed in movies (where all police investigations include a stop at the strip club) makes no sense to me at all. I don't mind the "objectification" aspect, as no one has a gun to there people's heads making them go, but Jesus God on a pogo stick how depressing.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

16:43 / 11.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Snoop Knodgey Knodge:
Out of interest, why, having started a thread about a proposed meet in march at a lap-dancing club, and sticking up for myself later on, has this provoked such a responnse from you Jack?

Very simply, and this is no joke; Because it's you. By your behaviour you have generated a lot of ill feeling amongst many people on this board, so that what may be an innocent throwaway comment or idea from someone else is tainted when it comes from you.

Regrettable Juvenilia

20:27 / 11.02.02

I have to say, I don't find the idea of going to the lap-dancing club anywhere near as off-putting or offensive as the prospect of going there with you, Knodge.

Although what makes you think only 'the lads' would want to come, eh?

prodigal son

20:29 / 11.02.02

Ladies bring it on!

Last time I went to a lap-dancing club, there was about fifteen blokes and four/five women. They were getting very friendly with each other.

Regrettable Juvenilia

20:37 / 11.02.02

I never learn.

<crawls back to TFA, weeping>

06:00 / 12.02.02

I would gladly pay SFD some of my hard earned cash to dance all over you.

06:02 / 12.02.02

But only if she wears a pair of steel-toed shit kickers. And dances on your face.

[ 12-02-2002: Message edited by: Bio K9 ]

Jack The Bodiless

15:39 / 12.02.02

I do love you, Bio...

15:53 / 12.02.02

It would SURELY be the only way any lady with a few IQ points would EVER show their tits to "the Knodge."

I've been to a few strip clubs in my time. Drag ones are ALWAYS the best. Had a strange experience in Las Vegas, downstairs was the "men's strip club" (where all the topless ladies were), upstairs was "for the girls."

Downstairs was like a bad imitation of a James Bond film. All these guys pretending to be all cool and badass while the naked chicks walked around.

Upstairs was like a horrible middle school dance (though much more fun). The girls were SCREAMING as men came out in every ubermale fantasy imaginable. "Top Gun,", UPS guy, sailor, car wash guy, etc. etc. Then they'd strip down to the g string (with what could only be a STUFFED package) and give the girl onstage some caresses.

It was fun, but I didn't find it sexy at all. In fact, as we left I said to my friend, "You know what would be INCREDIBLY sexy? Some guy just sitting onstage with you right next them, eyes burning into you as he argued passionately about a book, or his pet theory or something, and then just slowly undressed or undressed you. THAT would be sexy."

/nerdfetish

Prodigal Son

16:24 / 12.02.02

/nerdfetish

u can say that again

17:18 / 12.02.02

/nerdfetish

mrrowwll

17:36 / 12.02.02

I remember watching Exotica with an old girlfriend, and argueing with her over just how "sexy" it was. She said she wouldn't mind strip clubs if they were classy and restrained like the one in the movie. I honestly can't decide if I find the Fratboy style club more fucked-up then the Businessman club.

I've been to clubs a few times, each time being dragged in by a woman. And each time I've spent more time looking at her then at the dancers. Strip clubs, like porno, is boring. Why be a spectator?

Nerdfetish for life!

18:19 / 12.02.02

quote:I've been to clubs a few times, each time being dragged in by a woman.
It's always been the women in groups that I've been in that have wanted to go to strip clubs. Curiosity I expect. The men have all looked embarrassed and said "er, it's a bit sad isn't it? the places are full of sad wankers"

I admit a slight interest in going to Stringfellows some night, just to see exactly how tacky it really could be. (Apparently, it's easy to get in, if you book a table in advance.)

Why don't we all just go round to the Knodge's house and watch porn vids instead?

Prodigal Son

18:40 / 12.02.02

[ 14-02-2002: Message edited by: Snoop Knodgey Knodge ]

19:06 / 12.02.02

Tom: Can this be moved to the Conversation, or locked? it clearly doesn't belong here.

Prodigal Son

19:48 / 12.02.02

[ 14-02-2002: Message edited by: Snoop Knodgey Knodge ]

The Natural Way

08:34 / 13.02.02

Right, I wasn't sure before, but I'm beginning to think Knodge is a pisstake suit. Lap dancing? C'mon... he fucking knows how that one's gonna go down.

08:34 / 13.02.02

Let it go.

Jack The Bodiless

08:34 / 13.02.02

No! Kill the troll! With bullets and acid!

Regrettable Juvenilia

08:34 / 13.02.02

Can you imagine how it'd play out, though?

11.00pm: Knodge enters lap-dancing bar.

11.07pm: Knodge violates "no touching" rule and is asked to leave.

11.08pm: Knodge calls security "fucking fascists cunts" for "censoring" him, asks who they think they are and what gives them the right, and threatens to complain to Grant Morrison.

11.12pm: Knodge's remains are scraped off the pavement outside.

On second thoughts: see you there, mate.

[ 13-02-2002: Message edited by: Flyboy ]

10:21 / 13.02.02

Flyboy, you forgot:

11.02pm: Involuntarily fills Y-fronts with dad-paste.

prodigal son

10:28 / 13.02.02

Ha ha ha. Funny!!!

It would probably go more like this:

11:01 Knowledge attempts to enter club, but is recognised by bouncer as number three on FBI ten most wanted list.

11:03 Knowledge kills bouncer with plank.

11:04 Knowledge kills Flyboy.

11:06 Knowledge starts headbutting 'slutty' strippers

10:36 / 13.02.02

Hey, Flyboy, it took him a minute longer to kill you than it did some big bouncer! You the man.

13:27 / 15.02.02

Do you really think it would take a full SEVEN minutes for him to violate the "no touching" rule?

Moi je pense que non. I give him three and a half or so.

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