BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


OK so I'm not a well person, perhaps...

 
 
gornorft
10:20 / 28.08.02
I'm leaving Australia. Packing up and buggering off, lunging ungracefully into a new life in England full of sex, freedom and having a boss again. Quite frankly that's the hardest bit, I've been self employed for about 14 years now, more than half of that working from home. Hmmmmm. Anyway, I've decided to have a party. But not just any party.

I don't do them often but when I do I get carried away, turn them into multi-media "events" over several nights with several shifts of guests. 'Slide Night From Hell' it's called. I have a mate, Peter, who partners me in these events. He usually provides the first nights guestlist with his clients and work associates. This has always meant that he has right of veto on things I might do that his clients won't like. Last time (about 5 years ago) he made me remove a bit of video where two guys were kissing for a very very long time. He hated it. He went all homphobic on me. I thought it was funny. I wanted people to squirm.

We print t-shirts. We get caterers. We set up in a carpark which we have no official permission to use or do it in my back garden but either way we set up a "room", the walls of which are made up of huge Roman pillars, lion statues and suits of armour (from a theatre prop hire company) almost as much as they are of television screens, slide projectors and screens, stereo equipment and speakers. It's fun. It's usually pretty funny too.

Anyway, as I said, I'm migrating north to colder climes so I have decided to have the final "Slide Night from Hell - Directors Cut". I'll print t-shirts again. I'll have more TV's, more slides, more video variety and work out a way to run lots of stuff from a couple of Macs to some projectors onto a 20m high white wall that cuts across the end of my garden, behind the apricot, lemon, mandarin, peach and plum trees. Should be pretty.

This brings me to the point of this lengthy note. I already know exactly what I want playing biggest and brightest on the most screens and I already know that Peter will hate it. I don't care. I am, however, interested to know what others think. I want a gauge as to how the concept sits with a variety of people or, failing that, the kind of people who read this kind of site.

When the whole Attack on America thing on last September 11 happened I was up late watching CNN and Fox News on cable. I taped it all, as I do. I taped it all for weeks. I've got shitloads of the stuff, live, edited highlights packages, updates, the aftermath, the hysteria, the saved cat, the walking wounded, the dead. All of it.

I thought it'd be good set to music. NIN and Weird Al Yancovich, KLF and Kylie, Armand Van Helden and Scooter.

Done properly mind you, everything timed to the music. Dramatic slo-mo's and keystone kops fast-forward. I can imagine people watching and accidently laughing and feeling guilty about it very quickly. This would please me.

Am I wrong?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:31 / 28.08.02
No, you're just trying a bit too hard.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
10:42 / 28.08.02
No, you're not wrong, in the same way that when someone takes your Twin Towers Videosymphony amiss and slugs you one in the face, they won't actually be 'wrong' either.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
11:05 / 28.08.02
"He went all homphobic on me. I thought it was funny. I wanted people to squirm."

Does this mean you enjoy provoking homophobic reactions in people? Why should two men kissing make anyone squirm? And why is that funny? - when people 'go all homophobic' on me, I tend to find myself in physical danger.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:10 / 28.08.02
I do like the idea of being a septic whirlwind holocaust antichrist who just doesn't care....unless, of course, his friend Peter thinks it might offend his clients.

Man, you too bad.
 
 
Ganesh
11:31 / 28.08.02
I guess it depends what reactions you want to provoke and what you're prepared to risk. The fact that you removed the male-male kiss (not something I'd consider particularly obscene or 'dangerous') from your last 'happening' makes me wonder what exactly you kept that was so outrageously 'From Hell'. I also wonder whether you're investing a little too much in the idea of not being a 'well person' - which leads me to suspect you perhaps need to get out more.

If it were me, I'd worry about a) me or my video equipment getting a good kicking, b) looking like a pretentious, exploitative Chris Morris wannabe without the wit, and c) boring people.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
11:36 / 28.08.02
That's nothing. Jemima and I held a dinner party for the partners to celebrate gaining the Willmhurst contract and I put some Will Smith on the hi-fi. You should have seen the look on Isabella's face when she heard it! I love shocking my colleagues by playing coloured music in polite society! Guffaw!
 
 
Ganesh
11:47 / 28.08.02
Ooh, you are a caution!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:44 / 28.08.02
The amount of taping you did sounds a little bit obsessive compulsive and it's not very kind to mock people's deaths in that way, I don't know what business you're in, if someone knows one of the people who died you'll be in trouble.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
13:01 / 28.08.02
When the whole Attack on America thing on last September 11 happened I was up late watching CNN and Fox News on cable. I taped it all, as I do. I taped it all for weeks. I've got shitloads of the stuff, live, edited highlights packages, updates, the aftermath, the hysteria, the saved cat, the walking wounded, the dead. All of it.

I thought it'd be good set to music. NIN and Weird Al Yancovich, KLF and Kylie, Armand Van Helden and Scooter.


Oddly enough, this is exactly what Fox has planned for the 9/11 commemoration.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:05 / 28.08.02
Except Fox will have the songs covered live by Justin Guarini.

Can you match Justin, J.A.M.M? Can you?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:59 / 28.08.02
God, they know how to live it up in Oz!

We just have fun at parties in Scotland. To think I could have been watching people dying on tape and simultaneously listening to The Downward Spiral, when I've been wasting my time chatting up pretty boyz and falling over drunk.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
14:05 / 28.08.02
Except Fox will have the songs covered live by Justin Guarini.

Pseudo-celebrity - Now with trans-atlantic infection vector!
 
 
Stone Mirror
14:06 / 28.08.02
...when someone takes your Twin Towers Videosymphony amiss and slugs you one in the face...

That'd be me.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
18:17 / 28.08.02
Idea! You could always video yourself getting twatted, loop it and put it to music in advance of your next soirée - it's art!
 
 
rakehell
00:25 / 29.08.02
I would just like to point out that not all parties in Australia are like this. Some parties simply involve drinking, drugs and music being enjoyed by a load of people whole like and respect each other. Frightfully pedestrian, I know, as nobody is being "shocked" or made to feel uncomfortable yet nobody seems to mind.

I'm having another one in November and your all invited for sugared almonds and fairy bread.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:40 / 29.08.02
You say that now, but I have little doubt that you'll place a newspaper on your coffee table strategically opened to a photograph of that Liam Gallagher chap making an obscene hand gesture come the night of the party. Or possibly a copy of National Geographic with one of those hungry African fellows at the front of the magazine rack just as we're all about to eat. You Australians just can't help yourselves.
 
 
aus
01:11 / 29.08.02
At least he paused to think, "wait, maybe I should get some feedback on this idea."

Dammit, I wish I'd done that before my last party...
 
 
the Fool
01:17 / 29.08.02
God, they know how to live it up in Oz!

sometimes, yes!!!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:30 / 29.08.02
Fairy bread!

My god, yes.

Hmm. I wonder if anyone from Barbelith will come to my housewarming. When I have a domicile to heat, that is...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
06:39 / 29.08.02
I said "poo" in church once.

Very quietly, though. But God was listening, so I rock.
 
 
rakehell
23:35 / 29.08.02
ERD: Those are great suggestions! I will admit that I was going to hire the "Howard's End" DVD a couple of days before the party, then leave it lying around on the Saturday with it's "I'm due back on Thursday" tab proudly showing.

Because, you know, I just don't care.
 
  
Add Your Reply