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Fantasy band league

 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:15 / 22.08.02
Following on from Flux = whatever's thread.

Look, we all know that most bands will never ever live up to your ideals, and none of them will ever entirely fit you or your friends like the snugglicious slinky sheath dresses that you, and they, truly deserve.

There is only one possible solution.

Invent your own bands. Anyone can be in your band; artistes retired, dead, or completely made up-- they're all fair game. Go make bands.
 
 
the Fool
01:13 / 23.08.02
Dr Alex Patterson teams up Ritchie Hawtin and DJ Sneak to create new wonderband "Infinite Futures Incorporated". Initial reviews of the band seemed ludicrous: alien landings, mass vanishings, people unable to speak for days due to uncontrolled giggling fits, massive unexplainable time distortions. However its all true. Having just experienced this truly life affirming experience live I can only say that I have never danced so much in my life. I was litterally speachless for a good two weeks afterward, then could only laugh hysterically anytime someone asked me about it and end up crying with joy. There is much more but you really wont believe me until you see it for yourself...

Yes, you must see this band. I suspect reality will collapse when the debut CD is released next week. Huzzah!!
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
02:52 / 23.08.02
Wow, how do I follow that up?

Fictional band sure to self-immolate from the confluence of egos: Danny Elfman (Oingo Boingo) composes, Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins) writes lyrics and plays lead guitar, Crispin Mills (Kula Shaker) sings and creates harmonizations, Mike Mills (REM) on mandolin, Danny Carrey (Tool) on drums, Les Claypool (Primus) on bass, Trent Reznor (NIN) on keyboards, DJ Jazzy Jeff (& the Fresh Prince) on turntables. I have no idea how this would work together; probably awful. But I am the kind in this pocket universe, and this is the performance I command.

They could use one of the three names I've been saving should I ever launch my own band: Terabithia, Wintermute, or Madison Dirigible.
 
 
Justin Brief
11:35 / 23.08.02
Keith Moon on drums, Paul McCartney on bass and sixties-peak songwriting, Jimi Hendrix on lead guitar, Syd Barrett on rhythm, with Nina Simone, John Lydon and Captain Beefheart sharing vocals. Remixes by Norman Cook.

Is that too traditionalist?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
18:39 / 23.08.02
This may not be in the spirit of the thread:

Bitchin' and Moanin', the eponymous new album by Elvis Costello and Fiona Apple, receives lackluster reviews but tops the dance charts. Eminem samples three of their grumpy ballads on his own masterwork, Pirates vs. Ninjas, for which he is, predictably, sued.

Vlad, does Trent Reznor have to dress up like a surgeon?
 
 
Margin Walker
00:20 / 24.08.02
(Vlad: Peter Buck plays the Mandolin & Guitar in R.E.M., not Mike Mills)

I don't know who'd be in it, the name of my fantasy band would be named after this man:


Sir Run Run, I salute you and thank you for the name of my fantasy band. Verily you rock, Mr. Shaw. Verily.
 
 
Nelson Evergreen
02:46 / 24.08.02
Me x 4, playing whatever the fuck we fancy.
 
 
rizla mission
10:33 / 24.08.02
I'd like to see a Bikini Kill reunion, but with Jonathan Richman in place of Kathleen Hanna.

Not sure why really, I just think it would be really funny.
 
 
suds
11:11 / 24.08.02
bikini kill would suck without kathleen hanna.
 
 
Lea-side
12:01 / 24.08.02
alright, how about this? -

on vocals and guitar- joe strummer
on lead guitar - mick jones
on bass and cheekbones - paul simenon
and on drums - topper headon

oh, hang on a minute........
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
13:46 / 24.08.02
Vlad: Peter Buck plays the Mandolin & Guitar in R.E.M., not Mike Mills

Oh, I always get those overweight long-haired bohemian types mixed up. You figured it out anyway.

As for whoever asked about Reznor, he wouldn't HAVE to wear surgical gear, but I have a feeling that not being the star of the show would force him to attract more attention to himself, not to mention avoid breathing as little of the same air as those other peasants as possible. If Reznor goes full tilt sociopathic I'd settle for Alec Empire.
 
 
Seth
14:15 / 24.08.02
Bass - Dan from Skindred. A man with a truly terrifying understanding of the heart, beauty, depth and history of music. He respects everything and still hits the instrument like it's supposed to be hit. Great feel, can play anything, unique ideas, loves low frequency. One of the few people who finds all sound inspirational.

Guitar - that eerie, haunting inexplicable punk sound that almost made me weep while I was speaking to a customer. It was just there on the phone line, as though it were random noise being picked up from the cosmos: a perfect amalgamation of the final two minutes of Levez-Vos Skinny Fists Comme Antennas to Heaven, Hendrix and a Spectrum loading from cassette. I need to find a guitarist who can play like this, or is willing to learn - it was so wonderful I felt as though my heart would burst.

Vocals - The girl who teaches you the song that tames Epona in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Drums - me.
 
 
rizla mission
15:46 / 24.08.02
bikini kill would suck without kathleen hanna.

Hey, give Jonathan a chance.. I'm sure he'd be really groovy..
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
16:14 / 24.08.02
Ok. I'm making a massive polyphonic spree style band.

Guitar section: Pete Townshend, Thurston Moore, James Williamson, Johnny Marr
Drums: Keith Moon
Shared vocals/leads; we have Lee Renaldo, Iggy Pop, Frank Black, Morrissey and Wayne Coyne.
Bass from John Entwistle and the two Kims, who also feature on backing vocals, along with Kimya Dawsun.

I can't think of anything more because I'm getting excited, but I know there should be. This band can in fact be the soundtrack to my life. Their songs will shimmer and sparkle, with different sections coming in and out of one another - showcasing a broad range of emotions, and eventually coming together in one final clash... and... and....

I should really just stop. Yes, I should do that.

Just try and imagine it. Go on, I dare you.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
16:16 / 24.08.02
Yet they still dress just like the polyphonic spree, and start a new world binding religion.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:36 / 25.08.02
Wailing people from Enigma, Ray Charles, Jonny from Radiohead and the percussionists from Faithless' live act. Over the top I'll have the Archbishop of Canterbury intoning a funeral service and the cast of Ally McBeal will dance in the background in an annoying fashion. Halfway through our first show the lights will go down and a follow spot will switch on to reveal the Edge from U2 tap dancing across the stage wearing only a pink leotard and tap shoes. He will not be wearing a hat and will be clean shaven.

Seriously - haven't got a clue.
 
 
Chaos is relative
06:08 / 25.08.02
Hows about the most intoxicated rock band of all time. My choice for lead man would have to be David Yow (Jesus Lizard). He can wail even when he can't stand. Guitars would obviously be drooled upon by Keith Richards and caressed by Jimi Hendrix. Drums would be between Keith Moon and John Bonham or even better, both. We would need a bass player, hmmm. Any ideas?
I'm thinking Sid Vicious. Now that I look at it, I think this could be a beautiful thing.
 
 
the Fool
03:23 / 26.08.02
Black Sabbath, with Ozzy, remixed as trashy disco house. I'm probably the only person on earth who thinks that it is possible, let alone a good idea...
 
 
Lea-side
08:42 / 26.08.02
yr not alone! Sabbath as disco-house-punk-funk weirdness? this has to have been done, we cant be the only ones...
 
 
Ethan Hawke
11:50 / 26.08.02
Wasn't there an Al jourgenson project that did that (remixed Sabbath as house music)? Revolting Cocks or some such bullshit?
 
 
iAMGOD
04:56 / 09.03.04
Freddie Mercury ( Queen ) - Lead Vocals
Jimi Hendrix - Lead Guitar , backing vocals
Angus Young ( AC/DC ) - Rythem Guitar
Geezer Butler ( Black Sabbath ) - bass
Lars Urlich ( Metallica ) - Drums
 
 
iAMGOD
04:59 / 09.03.04
Sid was not a good bass player , he was a better drummer , actually no one in the sex pistols were good musicians , they just played to get there point across , that was what the late 70's punk scene was all about .
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
10:20 / 09.03.04
"Black Sabbath, with Ozzy, remixed as trashy disco house. I'm probably the only person on earth who thinks that it is possible, let alone a good idea... "

Don't know if this helps, Ozzy did a version of Staying Alive with Dweezil Zappa which is quite entertaining and their is a disco remix of crazy train.

"Wasn't there an Al jourgenson project that did that (remixed Sabbath as house music)? Revolting Cocks or some such bullshit?"

The only Jorgensen/Sabbath prioject I'm aware of is 1001 Homo DJs (Trent Reznor & Jorgensen I believe) covered Supernaut but it was pretty much a straight industrial cover, though there may be upbeat remixes.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
11:45 / 09.03.04
Sid was not a good bass player , he was a better drummer , actually no one in the sex pistols were good musicians , they just played to get there point across , that was what the late 70's punk scene was all about.

Hmmm. I thought Sid hardly played bass at all, let alone drums (apart from the banshees' first 'gig', which he never repeated). He was a professional Sex Pistols fan till he joined. Glen Matlock and Steve Jones could play very well - Matlock was the main songwriter, and was sacked to make room for Sid/because he liked the Beatles/because he wanted to be in a proper band. Steve Jones was a pretty decent guitarist right from the off. All of The Clash could play pretty damned well.

For a band who started out not being able to play anything and not giving a stuff, and who developed into both songwriters and musicians, you're looking at Siouxsie and the Banshees, I think.

I vote for Diamanda Galas on vocals, Edward Van Halen on guitar, Thomas Dolby on effects, midi-bass and weirdness, and Doktor Avalanche on drums. Scream for me, you bastards...
 
 
agvvv
12:28 / 09.03.04
NIN, Aphex Twin, Jim Morrison, DJ Shadow and Beck teaming up to make electronic country music.
 
 
Shanghai Quasar
13:01 / 09.03.04
Nicolo Paganini opposite Jimi Hendrix for strings, Buddy Rich opposite Tim Alexander and Charlie Watts for percussion, Miles Davis for horns.In place of a front man, they would hire in guest singers for their albums, ranging from Jennifer Charles to Prince.

They would call themselves The Green Hornets.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:33 / 27.03.04
How about an X-men band (for the comic book geeks who've got lost)?

Beast on lead vocals (striking-looking show-off)
Cyclops on guitar (quiet, slightly nerdy muso)
Wolverine on bass (grumpy half of rhythm section)
Professor X on drums (with a specially adapted kit like the guy from Def Leppard)
 
 
astrojax69
22:04 / 05.04.04
perhaps this isn't the kind of invention the original post asked for...?

a concept album, in the style perhaps of godspeed you, black emperor:

gustav mahler on percussion (with keith moon on kettle drum!)
handel on keyboards (with monk lending a hand on the old upright...)
bach on strings (with roy buchanan on lead guitar - it would be a sad band...)
and vocals would be tricky and shara nelson
some horn on track 3 miles davis
bass mainly mingus, except track 7 bootsie collins
harmonies by dame kiri tikawana and roger daltry
words by nietszche / pynchon, except track 1 dante alighieri, track 3 keats / marquez and track 9 buddha
producer michaelangelo / confucious / wild bunch
track 1 samples mahler's symphonie 1
track 2 samples buchanan's we're not alone
track 3 samples stevie ray vaughan [various]
track 9 samples his holiness, tenzin gyatso, the fourteenth dalai lama laughing


what to call such an assembly? humanity? no; fuss

and the album? pot


or is this just wierd?

astro : )
 
 
TeN
15:26 / 08.04.04
Vocals/Lyrics - Jim Morrison (as soon as the aliens bring him back)
Guitar/Everything - Johnny Greenwood
Guitar - Kevin Shields
Bass - Kim Gordon
Drums - Stephen Perkins
 
 
flax
06:56 / 12.04.04
For a rock band, give me both of Television's guitarists, Kim Deal on bass, and Keith Moon on drums with Iggy Pop as the singer.

I'd rather be able to hear Sun Ra work with Lee Perry, though.
 
  
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