|  |  | | Can I use a Futurama character?  Good news, everyone: I'm the Professor.  The persistent rumor is that I'm a genius, but more often I'm just a bumbler, often forget where I am, and am in violent denial of the consequences of my actions, to the point of poorly justified self-righteousness.  Plus, I'm 180 years old and I'm from the future.  That clinches it. 
 "Donmartin-12 just went Kerflooey!"
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