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I AM MODZILLA!!!

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18:14 / 17.08.02

The mod of all zillas! The zilla of all mods!

MODZILLA will modulate your senses through a modification of your modern or post-modern paradigm.

Zero to Zilla in 2pi nanoseconds, MODZILLA modifies your many modes of modish models through modal manipulation via your modem.

Questioning your modus operandi, MODZILLA abandons modesty in the face of all competing masochism.

MODZILLA: a better way to live.
MODZILLA: painting without numbers.
MODZILLA: reading between the lines.
MODZILLA: a new tomorrow calling.

Are you brave enough to answer?

w1rebaby

18:32 / 17.08.02

Forum Moderators: Lionheart, '68 Comeback Special Flyboy, Jack The Bodiless, grant and Sax

not you

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19:40 / 17.08.02

MODZILLA

Penthouse quality work for bargain basement prices. Not tested on animals, but tested by animals and given the paws up A-OK!

MODZILLA: get yours or get out.

—| x |—

19:44 / 17.08.02

MODZILLA

Shines brighter than the leading brand name competitor.

w1rebaby

20:30 / 17.08.02

not you

you are not open source, for a start, though I'd be interested in seeing the source anyway

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22:30 / 17.08.02

In a recent product survey, conducted by P-Diddy's Polling Service, nine out of ten soccer Moms said they preferred MODZILLA to crystal-meth.

You heard right! Ninety percent of middle American speed smoking mothers switched over to MODZILLA and not one wishes to go back. But don't take our word for it, listen to these glowing testimonies:

"It gives me way more energy than the meth ever did."
~Barbra Fairless

"MODZILLA gave me the extra boost I needed to get the kids to school, clean the house, wash the dog, fuck the mailman, and still have dinner ready for Mark when he gets home!"
~Jackie Troutman

"If it weren't for MODZILLA, I would have had to drown my kids long ago."
~Susan Bailey

Yes, MODZILLA: if you're not on it, then it's rolling over top of you.

Boring.

Having trouble sleeping?

Anxious and irritable?

Feeling restless and yearning for excitement when it's well past the time for some ZZZs?

Then MODZILLA is for you!!!

Yes, MODZILLA guarantees to have you snoring and passed out on the closest flooring.

No prescription necessary, available at your nearest drugstore. Ask your pharmacist about MODZILLA: unties the tethers of your mooring to sleepless harbours, and sets you adrift upon serene seas of sleepy slumber with gentle dreams pouring as soothing rain on the roof at night.

Go whoring for Morpheus with extra-strength MODZILLA, now available in gel caps or liquid.

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07:53 / 19.08.02

Sewing the suture into structure.

Pumping the leader full of hot lead.

Dealing the con into deconstruction.

MODZILLA

Tomorrow's wonder available today.

*cough*UBIK*cough*

U(BIK) noticed that too, huh?

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18:31 / 19.08.02

Feeling ill and under the weather?
Modzilla is the cure to make you feel better!
Suffering from a nagging cough and hack?
MODZILLA wards off most viral attacks!
If you've got yourself a runny nose,
follow the instructions of doctors who know:
MODZILLA!

(Can be administered orally or anally. Some side effects include: diZziness, vomiting, acute frustration, glossalia, and diarrhoea. Ask your doctor if MODZILLA is right for you.)

w1rebaby

18:33 / 19.08.02

Could Ganesh please give us an expert opinion on whether "modzilla" is right for us?

I don't want to prejudge or medicalise this, but I have a feeling I know the answer already.

—| x |—

18:34 / 19.08.02

Did you know that MODZILLA is recommended by twenty-one out of twenty-three horselovers to reduce fat in their champion stallions?

"C'mon down: we got miles and miles of MODZILLA. They're cheap, they taste good, and a MODZILLA a day keeps the doctor away!"

Wrecks City-Zen

19:18 / 19.08.02

23...horslover...fat...

Ha!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:11 / 19.08.02

I fear you.

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06:40 / 20.08.02

Making all your dreams come true.
Opening the locks of your libido.
Driving your imagination.
Zealous for your personal zenith.
Invoking your best efforts.
Loving you for who you are.
Lighting your path towards the future.
Aiming for your evolution.

TRY IT TODAY

the Fool

07:09 / 20.08.02

My reality paradigm is getting rather worn out, and there are some nasty stains that I just can't get out. No matter how hard I scrub with omnisolver no-mind thought eradicator and bleach...

Can Modzilla help with that really ingrained dogma and make my whites brighter than bright again??? Without dimensional colour fade???

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05:12 / 21.08.02

For reality tunnels stained and worn,
For broken brains with minds torn,
For old pains and aches within your head,
For regrets and guilt for what's been said,
For removing ground in thought and belief,
For giving dogmatic constipation quick relief,
Your hard luck times turn right 'round,
Your feet will lift up off the ground,
Your mind will work in brand new ways,
Your consciousness will cease its frays,
If only you will take it today,
MODZILLA makes it all OK.

the Fool

05:41 / 21.08.02

If only you will take it today,
MODZILLA makes it all OK.

Modzilla sounds a bit like smack...
The products product. Where there is only demand and then greater demand.

Does modzilla come in bugpowder, black aquatic centipede and full strength mugwum jism!!! Legions of strung out interzone operatives need the hard facts. Can it be downloaded directly from annexia? Are the new interfaces finally available??? Reports need to filed, beaurocratic process stops for no man. Your controller will be informed...

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16:56 / 22.08.02

What if you could capture radiance in a bottle?

Finally, a soft, natural glow can be yours with MODZILLA. Only MODZILLA has the miracle of science with beta-hydroxy seven. So good you'll fight over it!

There's only one MODZILLA.

Because your worth it.

—| x |—

18:49 / 23.08.02

Get sexy with MODZILLA!

Only MODZILLA gives you that shimmer and shake that makes the hearts of suitors ache. Don't break your stride but keep sparkle alive with MODZILLA!

MODZILLA: driving them wild in the streets!

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18:57 / 23.08.02

Selling out in a sold out world: MODZILLA!

Buying low and selling high: MODZILLA!

Marking it up for getting down: MODZILLA!

Exploiting third world labour for massive domestic profits: MODZILLA!

Unethical tactics ensuring corporate success: MODZILLA!

Inspiring unfulfilled desire: MODZILLA!

Sex, drugs, sex, parties, sex, beaches, sex, extreme, sex, fun, sex: MODZILLA!

MODZILLA: telling it like it is when everyone else is lying to you.

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18:47 / 24.08.02

When humans first walked on a soundstage that gave the appearance that they were walking on the moon, MODZILLA was there.

When all those free love, pot smoking, unwashed hippies were celebrating peace at Woodstock, MODZILLA was there.

When George W. Bush fixed the elections in Florida, MODZILLA was there.

When the Titanic tried to assert its authority over a very large chunk of frozen water, MODZILLA was there.

When Pamela Anderson had her breasts done, undone, and done again, MODZILLA was there.

MODZILLA: closer to God than you might think.

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07:05 / 26.08.02

NOW BETTER THAN EVER!!!

MODZILLA!!!

The lifestyle to satisfy your vast product enhanced desires of freedom through cosmetic beauty overdrive in extreme pleasure device service credit!

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!!!

MODZILLA!!!

Free trial with satisfaction back money protein exhilaration stuffed crust improved machine style simulation of rich super expression!

DON'T DELAY QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED!!!

MODZILLA!!!

Outfitting budge proof therapeutic paradise look consumers wanted sexy 100% classic intense unlike anything you've ever seen redefined!

Seth

04:54 / 27.08.02

modzuki more like.

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04:58 / 29.08.02

MODZILLA!!!

More flash for your cash!

Don't get left out, left behind, or left right, get your MODZILLA today: you don't want your neighbours to laugh at you behind your back, do you? Or even worse, right to your front?

OF COURSE NOT!!!!!

MODZILLA: what your neighbour covets most!

the Fool

05:19 / 29.08.02

I'm really tired today.
Can modzilla take away the grey?
Without delay?
So I can enjoy this sunny day?

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08:51 / 01.09.02

BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH

MODZILLA!!!

Yadda-yadda whoopdee do.

MODZILLA!!!

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MODZILLA!!!

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

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