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Am I Pirate or Ninja?

  
 
Rage
08:13 / 17.08.02
I could never quite figure it out.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:25 / 17.08.02
Ninja.
 
 
Ellis says:
08:26 / 17.08.02
Super Ninja.
 
 
Rage
08:36 / 17.08.02
Why?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:36 / 17.08.02
Bollocks to yous all! The very name "rage" says pirate to me (obviously a drunken rage, the cause for which probably can't be remembered, but it's not very sneaky, is it?)
 
 
Ellis says:
09:13 / 17.08.02
A focused Rage, focused, like a Ninja.
 
 
rizla mission
10:41 / 17.08.02
Pirate, obviously.
 
 
w1rebaby
10:57 / 17.08.02
Rage is blatantly a pirate. Sorry love. "Stealth assassin" is not the first phrase that comes to mind when thinking about you.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:29 / 17.08.02
Rage is obviously and unarguably a pirate. She can buckle her own swash, she is kind to parrots, and she wields a cutlass with precision, sometimes, after all her wand practice.

Welcome aboard the Black Pig, me Hearty! Dead-eye Stoatie has a tankard of complimentary grog for you (complete with maroschino cherries and a paper parasol).
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:50 / 17.08.02
Pirate. Cased closed.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:55 / 17.08.02
Unquestionably Pirate.
 
 
—| x |—
15:28 / 17.08.02
[two year old Bart Simpson singing while banging a pot on his head with frying pans held in each hand]Pi-rate, pi-rate, pi-rate, pirate, pi-rate, pi-rate, pi-rate, pirate![/tyoBSswbp]

  
 
ill tonic
15:50 / 17.08.02
Rage -- you are definately a pirate. No slinking around in the shadows for you. You kick open the front doors and get right in the scurvy ridden dogs face -- ARRRRR! Colorful, loud and straight up -- right like your drinks. Keep kickin' ass, kiddo.
 
 
paw
16:35 / 17.08.02
rage doesn't seem like the kind of person who likes to be categorised, despite the plea for us to do so. Hows about the a mixture of the two,
a bastard child who will end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy, i call it

ninpir

blasphemy?
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
19:29 / 17.08.02
Rage, you are not one of the theiving ninja, who just know a portion of the sun source that is Sinanju.

Join the Masters of Sinanju as we laugh at the silly pajama wearing ninja who are but a ray of that which is the sun.

As for Pirates, I need only ask...do you bathe? If so, you cannot be one of them.
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
20:55 / 17.08.02
Definately pirate cos s/he aint one of those peons.
 
 
T*M*U*M*A
21:06 / 17.08.02
taking your grasp of the english language as a sign of a good education, also the fact you dont close each sentence with 'Me-hartys!!'.. i'd go with Ninja.

one of those uber-cool blade-for-hire ninjas.
 
 
Trijhaos
21:57 / 17.08.02
Join the Masters of Sinanju

Only do this if you enjoy eating rice and don't mind giving up alcohol.

Of course, you do gain the ability to kill someone with your fingernails.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
22:07 / 17.08.02
As long as you grow your fingernail properly.

We also enjoy pressed duck. Rice mostly, but duck when you are doing well in training. And if you are very advanced in your training, you could be ready to be in the field in 20 years.
 
 
w1rebaby
22:54 / 17.08.02
I've always been able to kill people with my fingernails anyway. It's not a ninja thing, it's an infection thing.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:49 / 18.08.02
Rage: I think you've missed the point. There is no why. Either you know in the marrow of your bones that Ninjas totally rock and pirates completely suck, or you are sick and wrong.

Look, it's just this whole big thing, okay?
 
 
Jack Fear
15:53 / 18.08.02
Rage used to live in Florida, which is a notorious haven for pirates. And I seem to recall having seen a photograph of her with a bandanna 'round her head, though I can't seem to find the pic offhand.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
15:57 / 18.08.02
Most obviously a pirate. You could change but remember, ninjas never express invective as it glows too much in the dark.
 
 
mixmage
23:44 / 18.08.02
Easy test...

If you go to a party and cause the most disturbance - Pirate.

If nobody remembers you being there - Ninja
 
 
aus
01:22 / 19.08.02
No ninja would ever ask, "Am I a Pirate or Ninja?"
 
 
Saveloy
14:58 / 19.08.02
My first thought was "bloody obvious, she's a bloody pirate", but - remember the thread about 'wanting to be special', wherein she said that she felt that she had 'earned' the right to be special? That says effort, to me; that says dedication. A desire for something beyond the here-and-now pleasures of being a pirate. So, I'm sorry, but I reckon Rage is....


...a butcher! Two pounds of scrag-end, please.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:24 / 19.08.02
Rage is a Ninja. Search your feelings... you know it to be true...
 
 
w1rebaby
21:30 / 19.08.02
I'll have half a pound of chitlings and a bit of liver for the cat please.
 
 
rizla mission
09:56 / 20.08.02
Butchers, good as they are, are obviously a sub-division of Pirates.
Stripey aprons, bad diet, penchant for making a mess.. that sort of thing.
 
  
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