Tall and tan and young and lovely,
The Imperador de Jade goes walking,
And when he passes
each one he passes goes "a-a-ah, go on, go on, you know you want to...
Yeah, Brazilians are complete bastards aren't they. I once had a Bolivian girlfriend and she agrees with me.
If you don't believe me, here are three lengthy articles backing me up that I've cut and pasted from a website I've found. Aha! Reconsider your preconceptions and worship me, fools!
It was a recent fashion in female pubic coiffure. Imagine a Hitler mustache on its side. Really, I mean that small. It subsequently gave way to the Tiffany Jewellery Box, which was the same only had to be blue. And brought a whole new meaning to the phrase 'breakfast at Tiffany's', obviously.
Sheesh, did I just invoke Godwin's Law back there?
Well, I personally find them rather unnattractive, but then I am an old hippie at heart and I'm all for the natural look. Which may well be a little more information than anyone needed. Feel free to get back on topic, folks.
I don't get the Tiffany box thing. What has to be blue, the bikini? Or your actual pubes? Coz dyeing down there is just asking for trouble. Itchy trouble.
The hair has to be blue. Though I'm sure one could get any colour if one wanted. And you would seem to be correct about the itchyness, 'cos I just googled it. Cosmo says no to pube dyeing. Gotta be sound advice. Oh and also one of the sources said a Brazilian is a total wax, not partial shave with just a lil' strip left, so I might have been wrong before. It happens occasionally.
The vertical mustache shave has been with us for many years, so I assumed that a Brazilian pluck was the same thing only... pluckier (ouch).
And dyeing yer pubes is indeed fucked up. I had a friend who thought she'd caught a load until the nurse at the VD clinic asked her if she was a natural blonde.
At last I understand Kate's obsession with her Beckham... I'd probably still need to see diagrams to understand most of this thread.
As Billy Connolly memorably pointed out once, the appearance of the first grey pubic hair is a taxing rite of passage. But even then, I wouldn't dye it blue. I'd use my birthday voucher from Zoom's Pubic Barbershop and benefit from the attentions of an expert. Doesn't Zoom have purple hair though? Bit of henna, sorted!
Yes, but Billy Connolly dies his already-ridiculous Van Dyke crimson - which always makes him look like he's been busily earning his Red Wings with an alarmingly gushy Pamela Stephenson...
