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Natural Highs: Monkeys use Millipedes.

 
 
grant
15:09 / 13.08.02
I'm always up for a good story about animals using intoxicants... the kinds of substances authorities try to call "artificial stimulants," even if they grow in the ground or, in this case, crawl along it....

Excerpt:
An imported species of millipede from the West Indies is flourishing in parts of South Florida, experts say. The capuchin and owl monkeys at the park like to rub the creatures on their fur, which sends them into a delirious state, said Sian Evans, who heads the DuMond Conservancy, a primate conservation group based at Monkey Jungle, the South Miami-Dade tourist attraction.

A species of South Florida birds also likes the millipedes. Grackles pick them up with their beaks and use them to anoint the area under their wings.

Millipedes defend themselves by secreting a chemical that acts as a natural bug repellent, said Virginia-based millipede expert Richard Hoffman, who helped identify the species. Scientists believe the monkeys rub the bugs on their fur to ward off mosquitoes, a behavior documented in capuchin monkeys but never in the nocturnal owl monkeys.

The millipedes' secretions induce an excited state in the monkeys that lasts up to 30 minutes, kind of like how cats react to catnip.

''They bite the millipedes, then reach behind their back and rub it on their fur,'' said Evans, who added that the behavior is natural but rarely seen. ``Their eyes glaze over and they're completely focused on what they're doing.''

Last week, one monkey shared a millipede with four family members and the entire family turned into a ``writhing mass.''


Domestic cats, given the chance, will seek out catnip. And elephants will seek out fermented marula berries to get drunk.

I've even read that some ornithologists believe crows (related to grackles) roll around in fire ant nests to get a rush from the formic acid in ant bites.

I don't think this will make any big difference in the war on drugs, but it certainly seems to strike at some of the drug war's philosophical underpinnings.
 
 
cusm
15:41 / 13.08.02
I note an interesting lack of information on how the bug drug affects humans.
 
 
Jack Fear
15:42 / 13.08.02
Life imitates Burroughs.

Traffickers in the Black Meat, flesh of the giant aquatic black centipede--sometimes attaining a length of six feet--found in a lane of black rocks and iridescent, brown lagoons, exhibit paralyzed crustaceans in camouflage pockets of the Plaza visible only to the Meat Eaters.

...The Black Meat is like a tainted cheese, overpoweringly delicious and nauseating so that the eaters eat and vomit and eat again until they fall exhausted.


From Naked Lunch, of course.
 
 
w1rebaby
18:19 / 13.08.02
I remember a Fortean Times review of a book which was making the case, at great length, that all vertebrates will do whatever they can to get fucked up. Anyone remember the title?

To be honest, if you had the life of a monkey, you'd want to take as many drugs as you could get, too. I'd like to know how they came across the idea of bug-rubbing, though. It's not the most obvious thing to do with a millipede. (Begging the question, what is the most obvious thing to do with a millipede?)
 
 
Jack Fear
18:43 / 13.08.02
Dessicate its flesh, roll it up in a paper tube, burn the whole thing and inhale the smoke through your mouth, of course. Most obvious thing in the world, right?

Ape brains—that is, brains like ours—are funny things: they work in weird sideways fashions.

Many human innovations are just as mind-boggling. I mean, who the hell thought of picking a small cherry-like fruit, discarding the flesh, roasting the pits, grinding them, dripping hot water through the grounds, and drinking the result?

Or (apologies to Bill Bryson) laying playing cards out in seven stacks of progressively more cards and building patterns that descend numerically and alternate color: you could lock me in solitary confinement for a hundred years with only a deck of cards for company, and I don't think I'd ever come up with that idea from scratch.

But I might. My apoe brain is mighty, and unpredictable: you can never tell what it'll do when it's backed into a corner.

Or really wants to get fucked up.
 
 
w1rebaby
22:08 / 13.08.02
Does this explain students smoking banana skins?
 
 
Utopia
03:46 / 14.08.02
no. there is no explanation for the actions of students. and i think this further proves, other than that drug use is natural, that we as humans are not so ingenious and removed from nature that we could come up with something so profound as getting fucked up, for lack of a better term. we just have the opposable digits to wrap our stash up in neat little joints.
 
 
gridley
14:43 / 14.08.02
well, grant, you're in florida... so, can you score us some millipedes, man?
 
 
grant
15:16 / 14.08.02
I have found it impossible to get pictures of this species of millipede online. It's an invasive one from the West Indies.

If I find any, you know, I'll be writing the trip report up here first....
 
 
Jack Fear
18:47 / 14.08.02
Be careful. The InterZone has agents everywhere. Control needs Control like a junkie needs junk.
 
 
gridley
19:50 / 14.08.02
Here are some pictures which show the startling effects of this millipede on humans...



After it has secreted a small amount of fluid...



And after a really heavy hit...






umm.... no... not really....
 
 
Sebastian
02:00 / 15.08.02
Wow, Gridley, what does the subject at the end of the arm report? And why is he not putting it on his back like the monkeys? Or maybe I am eating too much bananas.
 
 
gridley
12:59 / 15.08.02
Well, they've actually only tested it on amputated limbs they had sitting around the laboratory, but they full intend to test it on a whole human being some time around mardi gras (if they can get a new grant to buy beads).
 
  
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