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The Wonder of Elvis

 
 
Sax
06:18 / 13.08.02
So...

Misogynistic drugs-Hoover from the sticks who plundered black music and had dubious tastes in 14-year-old girls...

or

The most beautiful man in the world with buckets of talent and generosity who has defined the 20th Century with his life and music and deserves to be canonised?

Rock a Hula, babies.
 
 
that
06:34 / 13.08.02
My local paper (possibly libellously, or, blasphemously, depending on your point of view) implied that Elvis frequented morgues and funeral homes for reasons other than a fascination with/fear of his own mortality. I have to admit, ever since I read that, I've found him even creepier than I was already inclined to. Young Elvis is as creepy as old Elvis, if not creepier. His voice freaks me out, which is weird because I like Danzig's voice (the 'Evil Elvis'). It's totally a gut reaction, no logic involved... scary Elvis.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
06:50 / 13.08.02
My entire family is obsessed with Elvis. A cousin once punched a phone box window out because his girlfriend had just admitted she didn't like Elvis. My brother does a mean impersonation of Elvis riding a bicycle. Any excuse, any opportunity, Elvis appears.

As I've grown up with it/him, it's only when I really think about it that it seems odd. Elvis Presley, of course, did and continues to do very nicely, thank you, out of America's racism. A white man with the voice of 'a nigger', as Sam whatsisname of Sun Records so eloquently put it. For my parents, Elvis represented not that, but a breaking out of the boredom that was their teens - they were both 16 in 1956. What would you have done?

My own interest is mainly in the Sun sessions and some of the stuff from the early '70s (I remember watching Aloha from Hawaii as a kid - it knocked my socks off), and from the kitsch angle - anyone know where I can get an Elvis snowshaker? I've been looking for years. But America needs to let him go. It's unhealthy.
 
 
Cavatina
07:08 / 13.08.02
Coincidentally, here's the text of a letter to the editor from today's Advertiser:

Presley's 'vanity and dark secret'

While visiting Boston in 1989, I watched a seemingly convincing documentary on Elvis Presley's last days which told of an obsession with junk food, followed by a diagnosis of bowel cancer in the early 1970s.

The story alleged that because of the man's vanity he elected not to have surgery for bowel cancer and thus not have to wear a colostomy bag. Instead Elvis asked his doctors to keep him pain-free with whatever drugs it took.

Presley's most visual symptom of advanced bowel cancer was a bloated body, a sight that horrified fans and the music world in his last days.

His vanity also made him keep this dark secret from his family and close friends.

Sadly Elvis died alone and very undignified on the toilet.

Twenty-five years after his death, it's time Elvis Presley was not remembered as an overweight drug addict but for the performer he was and a phenomenon of the American music industry.

Perhaps someone else can verify the 1989 story of Elvis Presley's painful last days and allow him to rest in peace.


I've not read any biographies of Elvis and cannot comment on this story. However I have known three people who have died of bowel cancer, and their wasting away was painful to see.
 
 
Naked Flame
08:12 / 13.08.02
Heeey, what's with the past tense?
 
 
Shortfatdyke
08:21 / 13.08.02
I wasn't going to start on the Elvis isn't dead thing - but I've read the book. Lots of signs!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
10:10 / 13.08.02
Oh I used to be disgusted
and now I try to be amused.
But since their wings have got rusted,
you know, the angels wanna wear my red shoes.
Red shoes, the angels wanna wear my red shoes.


Mmmmmm, Elvis...
(Stuff that other bloke, the lardy one)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:05 / 13.08.02
Funny... when I was younger, I used to pretend to like Elvis. Not cause everyone else did, because no-one I knew did. Just because I knew it would piss them off, and I thought the entire concept was funny. And, as with so many other jokes of mine that I've taken too far (never at anyone else's expense, I hasten to add... just my own sanity) I have been a huge Elvis fan for many years now. And I'm not sure at what point the "other head of irony" (as The Tick would no doubt say) decided to savage me.

Fuck, though. I wish I was in Dixie.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
11:20 / 13.08.02
Elvis
was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me
Straight out racist the sucka was simple and plain
Mothafuck him and John Wayne
Cuz I'm Black and I'm Proud
All ready I'm hyped 'cuz I'm amped
Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps...
 
 
Sax
11:25 / 13.08.02
He's certainly got his admirers, though, hasn't he. Possibly the most worshipped individual in America. Any of the magic folk tell us whether he's a fully-qualified god-head yet?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:53 / 13.08.02
Ah-hah! I was given a book a few years ago called "Elvis Peopl"... I can't remember the author's name off-hand, and need to go to bed far too quicly to do an online search... but he was, at the time, religious editor or something for the BBC... his theory seemed to be that Elvis had more worshippers after x amount of years dead, and had managed to permeate culture to an unforeseen degree, therefore in a few hundred years would possibly be a challenge to established religions...

Not sure if that was
a) plausible
b) a good thing
or
c) really funny.

Either way, it made for an entertaining hypothesis...
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
12:08 / 13.08.02
Want a quality Elvis book? Try 'My Elvis Blackout' by Simon Crump. Featuring classic stories like Elvis' shoplifting when he was a foetus, his (unsuccessful) murder of Chris DeBurgh and the time his tailor was tried for Witchcraft.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
12:24 / 13.08.02
Ask and ye shall receive, momma.

From here.

But wait, it gets better.

From here.

Of course, you could always look at this and be terrified. I like the fact that people've actually bid on this.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
12:27 / 13.08.02
Wonderful, wonderful! Both would go nicely with my very Catholic Jesus one....
 
 
Cherry Bomb
12:50 / 13.08.02
I personally have worshipped at the 24-hour Church of Elvis in beautiful Portland, Oregon (hello!). Lemme see if I can find a link...
 
 
Ganesh
12:56 / 13.08.02
Existence justified in its entirety by the leather-clad just-past-the-peak-of-ripeness Comeback Special. Mmmmm...
 
 
Cherry Bomb
12:56 / 13.08.02
Ah, yes, here we go.

Well worth a visit, and I can tell you from personal experience that a baby bib purchased here makes an excellent shower gift.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
17:26 / 13.08.02
Ganesh, he no speak wrong (and I hadn't even read this thread properly when I changed the name.) It's all about the black leather sexnazi look. And he dissed the Beatles during that show as well. Punk rock Elvis!
 
 
Margin Walker
17:36 / 13.08.02
I've got a Zippo like this one:



Why yes, I am far cooler than you will ever be, why do you ask?
 
 
grant
18:59 / 13.08.02
I work for the man who invented the Elvis sighting.

No, you cannot touch me.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
19:54 / 13.08.02
If we're going to start showing off, I'll have to mention the Graceland ticket stub an aunt gave me after her tour there. She refused to buy anything from the souvenir shop, though, on account of everything there being too tacky. Some people just don't get it, do they?

'Elvisly Yours' in Shoreditch was a wonderous place, though.
 
 
gridley
13:31 / 14.08.02
ladies and gentlemen, the great HUMAN RADIO:

me and elvis used to have a good time
we’d cash in all our coke bottles
to buy a quart of wine
me and elvis we’d ride out to the park
smoke his daddy’s cigarettes
come home after dark
me and elvis liked to really rock and roll
we liked to crank up our guitars
and then we’d really lose control
me and elvis we’d ride our motorbikes
we used to always skip school
we did just what we liked
me and elvis
elvis and I

me and elvis we were cool with the chicks
we had a smooth delivery
we knew how to get our kicks
me and elvis never worried bout the cops
he flashed that badge he got from Nixon
every time that we got stopped
me and elvis used to play pinball all day
and the machine would never tilt
no one ever had to pay
me and elvis liked out leather jackets black
and we’d ride up and down the river
in a brand new Cadillac
me and elvis
elvis and I

sweating in the Memphis sun
elvis kept us in the shade
and when the crowd got much too thick
elvis put up barricades
and when the colonel gave him lemons
elvis served up lemonade
and when the time came for departure
elvis had his dues well paid

me and elvis really tried to disappear
we took his jet down to las Vegas
and we stayed a coupla years
me and elvis watched tv til it got late
and we would never change the channel
we’d use Elvis’ .38
me and elvis never meant to sing the blues
but avalanches never go
in the direction that you choose
me and elvis finally made our sacrifice
and now his picture’s on my mantle
sitting next to jesus Christ
 
 
Sax
06:38 / 15.08.02
Or, as Buddha Elvis sang: "A little less contemplation, a little more Atman."
 
 
grant
13:40 / 15.08.02
First: I love Elvis. He may have been used by a racist establishment, but he was a subversive as much as an exploiter.

Second: He was, as I have posted elsewhere, enlightened.

Third:
UFO ROUNDUP
Volume 7, Number 33
August 13, 2002
Editor: Joseph Trainor


1977: ELVIS--DEAD OR ALIVE?

At about 1 a.m. on Tuesday, August 16, 1977, Elvis Aron Presley, 42, the singer better known to his legions of fans as "the King," called his step-brother Rick Stanley and asked him to bring a Demerol pill. Elvis said he had chipped his tooth and "was in pain."
Elvis talked with Rick Stanley for over an hour about the pending divorce between Elvis's dad, Vernon Presley, and Rick's mother Dee. They also discussed Elvis's upcoming 11-day music tour.
Shortly thereafter, Elvis played a game of racquetball with his 21-year-old fiancee, Ginger Alden. At 4 a.m., the couple called it quits and went to bed.
Thus began what some writers have called "the strange death of Elvis Presley."
"'I'll never forget his last words,' Alden says, ''Precious, I'm going to go in the bathroom and read.' And I can never forget the horror of finding his body just hours later, his face purple and his eyes blood- red.'"
Ginger Alden awoke at 2 p.m. "Finally, she opened the (bathroom) door and peeped inside. What she saw was Elvis doubled up face down on the floor, with his buttocks elevated, in the fetal position. Clearly he had been sitting in the black leather and chrome chair reading and had toppled forward onto the floor. The book was still lying on the chair.
Oddity Number One--Elvis is said to have had his fatal heart attack while reading. If so, he didn't tumble right to the floor. Apparently, he took a few moments to close the book and place it carefully on the chair.
"Alden called Graceland's security and Elvis's road manager. Joe Esposito soon rushed into the room. 'The minute I touched him I knew it was over,' recalls Esposito, 'I rolled him over and tried to give him heart massage. I couldn't open his mouth. '"
This was a clear indication that rigor mortis had already set in, meaning that Elvis had died at least six hours earlier, most likely sometime between 4 a.m. and 6 a.m.
Yet what are we to make of the original report by Sgt. R.E. Millican of the Memphis, Tenn. Police Department, i.e. Report No. 2793 for August 16, 1977?
Sgt. Millican wrote, "Subject: Presley, Elvis. Offense: DOA (Dead on Arrival). The above subject was brought to the Baptist Hospital after being found unconscious in the upstairs bedroom (my emphasis--J.T.) of his home (the Graceland mansion). The subject was transported by fire department and ambulance and was DOA at the hospital. Homicide and the medical examiner did make the scene at the hospital and at (Graceland) 3764 Elvis Presley Boulevard."
Conflicting testimony abounds. In Albert Goldman's book Elvis, "Joe Esposito was called. When he turned Elvis over on his back, he heard a sighing sound, convincing him that Elvis was still breathing."
In an interview with US Magazine dated August 24, 1984, "Ginger Alden says she found the body at 12:30 p.m., not 2 p.m."
Most intriguing is the Medical Examiner's report. "According to this report, it appears that although the body was discovered at 1400 (2 p.m.) there is a time lapse of an hour and a half (my emphasis--J.T.) until police were notified at 1530 (3:30 p.m.) and the Medical Examiner notified at 1600 (4 p.m.). It also reads that Elvis was pronounced dead at 1530. If it's true that Elvis was DOA and rigor mortis had set in, why so long in pronouncing him dead?"
Then there's the delicate matter of Elvis's weight at death. "The report of the county medical examiner in Memphis, Tenn. lists Elvis's weight at 170 pounds. A call to the examiner's office reports that all corpses are weighed and any variation would depend upon how much food the dead man had in his stomach when found."
Columnist James Bacon reported, "Everyone I have talked to who saw Elvis in those last days put his weight at well over 200 pounds. One even had it as high as 250 pounds."
Apparently, Elvis somehow lost 50 pounds while sitting in the bathroom reading.
"Somehow, in all the confusion, order reigned. Within hours Elvis's body was reportedly autopsied, taken to the Memphis Funeral Home, embalmed and returned to the (Graceland) mansion early the next day. Cause of death was from the beginning a mystery. Elvis was encased in a specially-designed casket weighing 900 pounds which was flown in 'overnight.'"
The unusual coffin triggered speculation among Memphis residents that the King had faked his death. The "extra weight" in the coffin was said to be "a special air-conditioning unit designed to keep Elvis's wax mannequin from melting in the August heat."
Adding to the speculation was Elvis's lifelong business manager, Colonel Tom Parker. "The Colonel, rather than returning immediately to Memphis, flew to New York where he met with the owner of a large merchandising firm. A deal was made to merchandize Elvis via the Colonel's company, Boxcar Enterprises, owned 56 percent by the Colonel and 22 percent each by the Presley estate and the Colonel's assistant, Tom Ditkin."
"Nearly two weeks after Elvis's funeral, three men were arrested 'attempting to steal the body of Elvis.' This occurred August 29, 1977. The men arrested said they did not want the body of Elvis but wanted to prove to the world that Elvis had not died and that there was no body in the crypt."
"The three charged with the kidnapping attempt were merely charged with trespassing and released on bond. Later Vernon (Elvis's father) dropped all charges. Why?"
As a result, on October 2, 1977, the bodies of Elvis and his mother, Gladys Love Smith Presley, were removed from the crypt at Memphis's Forest Hill Cemetery and re- interred at Graceland, in what are now the Meditation Gardens. Amazingly, the Memphis zoning board had granted Vernon Presley a variance to allow a private cemetery on the mansion grounds.
Tongues really began to wag, however, when Elvis's headstone appeared at the site, bearing the name "Elvis Aaron Presley."
As Gail Brewer-Giorgio points out in her book Is Elvis Alive?, the King's true name was Elvis Aron Presley. That's how it reads on the Standard Certificate of Live Birth issued at Tupelo, Lee County, Mississippi on January 8, 1935.
Elvis Aron Presley is also on the King's 1953 diploma from L.C. Humes High School in Memphis. And on Elvis's U.S. Army induction papers, dated December 18, 1957. And on his DD-214 discharge form.
"The marriage certificate uniting him in marriage to Priscilla Ann Beaulieu reads Elvis Aron Presley." "The Medical Examiner's Report and Death Certificate read Elvis Aron Presley."
"RCA, in all their promotions, list the name as Elvis Aron Presley." "All legal contracts spell the name as Elvis Aron Presley."
Giorgio-Brewer wrote, "If Elvis were not buried there, it would be a bad omen to have his name on the grave. If Elvis did not die on August 16, 1977, then it makes sense not to tempt fate by putting one's name on a tombstone...To misspell the name could be a method of saying, 'It's not me.'"
Curiously, Elvis's name is also misspelled on his August 15, 1972 property settlement agreement for the divorce from Priscilla--Elvis Aaron Presley. That's how he signed the document. Could it have been Elvis's way of saying, 'It's not me. I'm not doing this.'?
Much has been made of "Elvis sightings" in the past fifteen years, but few people realize that the sightings literally began the day after the King's death.
According to Giorgio, on Wednesday, August 17, 1977, "a woman who worked at the reservations desk at the Memphis airport...didn't think too much of it at the time. She remembers that on August 17th, a man bearing a slight resemblance to Elvis picked up a ticket to Buenos Aires that had been reserved under the name of John Burrows."
"'John Burrows' (sometimes spelled Burroughs--J.T.) was the code name Elvis Presley used--it was the name he gave to personal friends, including President Richard M. Nixon, if they wanted to get through to him."
In his book, The Elvis Sightings, author Peter Eicher interviewed Louise Welling of Kalamazoo, Michigan, who reported, "About a week after Elvis's funeral, there was a man here in Kalamazoo who came on our (local) TV station and said he saw Elvis walking up Millkam Road to Oakland Drive."
Throughout the 1980s, rumors persisted in Kalamazoo of the mysterious "John Burrows," who owned a sizable office building in the city. Witness Kelly B. finally managed to infiltrate the building on a day in 1986 when Burrows was known to be there. She reported, "'I turned around and looked directly into his eyes. He had on gold-rimmed glasses, a very modified version of what he used to wear, with a slight tint to them.' It wasn't the glasses that convinced her, however, it was the eyes of the King. 'I looked into his eyes. He had the Elvis Presley expression in his eyes, that I think most people who know him are familiar with...The eyes held that kind of sparkle. They were also the same shape and color eyes that Elvis had."
Was Burrows simply an Elvis lookalike? Or did Elvis fake his own death in order to live a quiet life in Kalamazoo? The sightings continue to this day. In fact, there's a website devoted to them at http://www.elvissightingbulletinboard.com
Such are the stange occurrences that have made the death of Elvis one of the world's enduring mysteries.

(See the books Is Elvis Alive? by Gail Brewer-Giorgio, Tudor Publishing Co., New York, N.Y., 1988; The Elvis Sightings by Peter Eicher, Avon Books, New York, N.Y., 1993; Elvis by Albert Goldman, McGraw-Hill Book Co., New York, N.Y., 1981; Are You Lonesome Tonight? by Lucy de Barbin and Dary Matera, Villard Books, New York, N.Y., 1977; and Elvis and Gladys by Elaine Dundy, Macmillan Publishing Co., New York, N.Y., 1985. Also the National Enquirer for August 20, 2002, "Elvis: His Final Hours," Globe for August 20, 2002, "Elvis Death Scene," and USA Weekend for August 11, 2002, "The Elvis Files.")
 
 
Jack Fear
13:47 / 15.08.02
Gridley: I used to sing that Human Radio song at solo acoustic gigs. Hell to remember all those words, I'll tell yez.

I'd usually slip this one in, too, a pretty little waltz from the pen of Richard Thompson:

O she dressed in the dark
and she whispered "Amen"
She was pretty in pink like a young girl again
Twenty years married
and she never thought twice
She sneaked out the door and walked into the night
And silver wings carried her over the sea
From the west coast of Ireland to West Tennessee
To be with her sweetheart
O she left everything
From Galway to Graceland to be with the King

She was humming "Suspicion"
That's the song she liked best
She had "Elvis I Love You" tattooed on her breast
When they landed in Memphis
Well her heart beat so fast
She'd dreamed for so long, now she'd see him at last
She was down by his graveside day after day
Come closing time they would pull her away
Ah to be with her sweetheart
O she'd left everything
From Galway to Graceland to be with the King

They came in their thousands
From the whole human race
To pay their respects at his last resting place
Ah but blindly she knelt there
and she told him her dreams
And she thought that he answered or that's how it seems
Then they dragged her away—it was handcuffs this time—
She said "My good man, are you out of your mind?
Don't you know that we're married?
See, I'm wearing his ring.
From Galway to Graceland to be with the King.
I come from Galway to Graceland to be with the King."
 
 
gridley
13:49 / 15.08.02
my mind is a steel trap for song lyrics, Jack. Do you still play?
 
 
NotBlue
19:45 / 15.08.02
Or the guy who was what he waswefore we had the concept of "ELVIS"

Also the man who did "Guitar man"

I wouldn't debase/credit him with that much guile
 
 
Jack Fear
20:03 / 15.08.02
Do you still play?

Haven't played out in a while. Keep meaning to do so. Gave up a gig as music director in my church a few months back because it was eating my life. Kind of burned me out on music for a while.
 
 
Mr Tricks
23:43 / 15.08.02
A couple of Friends of mine broke down on their way to a rainbow gathering... the town was Dill Georga. The dozen cops that came up on them that night,guns pointed and eager for the full body cavidy search these Local Cops where having a ball with the 2 young hippies.
It was then when they forced open the car's trunk and found a Velvet Painting of The King that they had purchased on a whim. Figuring that anyone who would travel with a velvet painting of Elvis to "not be so Bad" they instead aranged for a tow for the broken down car...

Just thought I would share...
 
  
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